Okay, I have been sick for two weeks now, and every time I think I am getting better I end up waking up worse. I have learned to get used to it . . . until today.
I open up some mail that begins:
IMPORTANT SENIOR INFORMATION
(it gets worse)
Dear Senior Citizen,
We are proud to announce a
Senior Final Expense Program . . .
They then go on to tell me how it will cover my funeral expenses and other such crap!
WTF?!?! . . . I think I am going to go back to bed.
