Enough to piss off the Pope
 

Okay, I have been sick for two weeks now, and every time I think I am getting better I end up waking up worse. I have learned to get used to it . . . until today.

I open up some mail that begins:

IMPORTANT SENIOR INFORMATION
(it gets worse)

Dear Senior Citizen,

We are proud to announce a Senior Final Expense Program . . .

They then go on to tell me how it will cover my funeral expenses and other such crap!

WTF?!?! . . . I think I am going to go back to bed. :(

Don't feel bad. I've been getting letters from the AARP for a while now.

you're only as old as you feel :)

:wetkiss :wetkiss :wetkiss

All better now.

Wow, you are elite :thumbsup You could be the youngest member they have

That helps . . . thanks :thumbsup

Good I'm glad, a few more for ya!

:wetkiss :wetkiss :wetkiss

The MOFOs, me too. Then my girlfriends a few years younger than me points out all the discounts....

Cheer up Baddog, the Pope needs that "Senior Final Expense Program" more than you do. :winkwink:

Dude, I'm 21!