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Paraskass · 02-25-2005, 10:44 PM

It is fucking depressing.

it is always smelling like shit.

Spunky · 02-25-2005, 10:45 PM

Lamest thread ever

LittleMack · 02-25-2005, 10:46 PM

Damn dude, get the colon blow and clean that shit out.

mynetporn · 02-25-2005, 10:47 PM

Platinum Lantern · 02-25-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

It is fucking depressing.

it is always smelling like shit.

*PLAYS LAUGH TRACK*

Paraskass · 02-25-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleMack

Damn dude, get the colon blow and clean that shit out.

they can clean it?

hwood · 02-25-2005, 10:51 PM

Why u start this post lol?

rollinOn20s · 02-25-2005, 10:53 PM

Thats what happens when you live in Europe!

eMonk · 02-25-2005, 10:53 PM

don't feel bad.. some people like that shit..

Paraskass · 02-25-2005, 10:54 PM

one time, I was going to have sex, and this girl was giving me head until she smelled my ass.

yeah, it sucks. I know.

mynetporn · 02-25-2005, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eMonk

don't feel bad.. some people like that shit..

Thats just wrong.

viki · 02-25-2005, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

one time, I was going to have sex, and this girl was giving me head until she smelled my ass.

yeah, it sucks. I know.

keep your pants on

Platinum Lantern · 02-25-2005, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

one time, I was going to have sex, and this girl was giving me head until she smelled my ass.

yeah, it sucks. I know.

*PLAYS LAUGH TRACK*

rollinOn20s · 02-25-2005, 11:00 PM

Europeans I tell ya, they have stinky o-rings?

xclusive · 02-25-2005, 11:01 PM

use scented baby wipes

Antonio · 02-25-2005, 11:46 PM

boy, do I have the perfect smiley for this thread

RRRED · 02-25-2005, 11:50 PM

OMG.. why oh why did I even read this thread?

hydro · 02-25-2005, 11:53 PM

Asside from washing have you tried wiping?

Sosa · 02-25-2005, 11:57 PM

sounds like you got a problem there

tungsten · 02-25-2005, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

use scented baby wipes

Adulter · 02-26-2005, 12:10 AM

oh.. shit

jonesy · 02-26-2005, 01:28 AM

http://www.mintyass.com/

spunkmaster · 02-26-2005, 01:48 AM

Take a fucking bath you shit head !

yellowmenace · 02-26-2005, 01:49 AM

baby wipes will do the job

gh0st · 02-26-2005, 01:53 AM

I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA

btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread..

Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help..

WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN

CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH...
YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE

Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk

Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood

Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF

Babagirls · 02-26-2005, 02:03 AM

okay those pics just were NOT necessary

Sparks · 02-26-2005, 02:13 AM

Have you tried soap?

kowntafit · 02-26-2005, 02:41 AM

Are those shit eating pics real? I fucking hope not.

BastarD · 02-26-2005, 02:43 AM

Fuuck, I was just eating breakfest..

attention_whore · 02-26-2005, 02:48 AM

i have problems with my upper buttcrack area.
i shower everyday but i still collect lint and a funky smell there.

Zerof8 · 02-26-2005, 02:52 AM

How do you know that? If you use soap it cant be so bad you can smell it all the time.
try not to shit. I mean its pretty simple, if the shit= the smell, then just stop doing it.

Danny Dukes · 02-26-2005, 02:55 AM

shave the hair around your asshole and you won't have this problem. Hair tends to hold odor very well

mike-x · 02-26-2005, 02:59 AM

hmmmmm

Arowanna · 02-26-2005, 05:14 AM

eMonk, wtf that are some nasty pics

i was eating

polish_aristocrat · 02-26-2005, 06:38 AM

brilsmurf · 02-26-2005, 06:43 AM

thats called incontinentia

NoCarrier · 02-26-2005, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

OMG.. why oh why did I even read this thread?

The question should be, why did you even leave it open.

nico-t · 02-26-2005, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gh0st

I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA

btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread..

Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help..

WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN

CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH...
YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE

Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk

Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood

Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF

this thread was already fucking dirty but after this post.... shit is disturbing!

XXXPAULA · 02-26-2005, 06:58 AM

. This post is disgusting

E.Kant · 02-26-2005, 07:07 AM

what do you expect your ass to smell like ? like frowers ?

feN · 02-26-2005, 07:07 AM

some great advice in this thread!

nichecontentguru · 02-26-2005, 07:11 AM

Open your fucking ass this wide and give it a proper shower:

polish_aristocrat · 03-06-2005, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.Kant

what do you expect your ass to smell like ? like frowers ?

Nightraven · 03-06-2005, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

It is fucking depressing.

it is always smelling like shit.

hmmm - wonder why?! Does anyone have any suggestions????

boner 2.0 · 03-06-2005, 04:31 PM

roflmao @ this thread
what the fuck

fl_prn_str · 03-06-2005, 04:39 PM

go to asian massage parlor get a shower then a massage and skip the happy ending....then burn clothes.....go to wall mart buy new clothes while your there get a washer and dryer and a shitload of tide.....

DavieVegas · 03-06-2005, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Dukes

shave the hair around your asshole and you won't have this problem. Hair tends to hold odor very well

ya but when it would grow back wouldnt it really itche? nothing worse then an itchy ass

PenisFace · 03-06-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas

ya but when it would grow back wouldnt it really itche? nothing worse then an itchy ass

That's what's prevented me from shaving my crizzack. I'm afraid it will itch like holy hell

DavieVegas · 03-06-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace

That's what's prevented me from shaving my crizzack. I'm afraid it will itch like holy hell

same with me.....im afraid

wjxxx · 03-06-2005, 07:33 PM

I don`t believe that I`m reading this thread

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