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gh0st · 02-26-2005, 01:53 AM

I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA

btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread..

Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help..

WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN

CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH...
YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE

Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk

Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood

Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF

02-26-2005, 01:53 AM
gh0st So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 928	I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread.. Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help.. WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH... YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF Last edited by gh0st; 02-26-2005 at 01:56 AM..