My ass always smells like shit no matter how many times I wash it. - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

woj · 03-06-2005, 07:33 PM

50 asses that smell like shit...

mikeyddddd · 03-06-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

use scented baby wipes

Also highly recommended by a friend. He says when you start using them you never feel clean without them. He used to be a cool dude but he got married and she cleaned his ass up.

Paraskass, smell someone else's ass instead. Either you'll like it better and will quit smelling your own or it will smell worse and you'll think your ass ain't so bad after all and quit bitchin' about it.

Does it itch? Do you smell your finger afterwards? Does it smell just as bad?

Icon · 03-06-2005, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nichecontentguru

Open your fucking ass this wide and give it a proper shower:

is that the third eye those illuminati guys always talk about in Dan Brown's novels?

Danny Dukes · 03-06-2005, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas

ya but when it would grow back wouldnt it really itche? nothing worse then an itchy ass

For some reason your ass doesn't itch as much or at all when it grows back unlike the hair on your balls, why, I have no idea.

reynold · 03-06-2005, 11:12 PM

This thread makes me sick.

Kevin2 · 03-06-2005, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

It is fucking depressing.

it is always smelling like shit.

Try washing the finger your smelling

TruckStopProductions · 03-06-2005, 11:23 PM

OMG SCAT ..hell yeah ima a scatty muthafucker. i love my scat

Weppel · 03-06-2005, 11:28 PM

Why would you want to smell your ass anyway?

pxxx · 03-06-2005, 11:32 PM

This thread is depressing, i can't believe it read it.

abyss_al · 03-06-2005, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gh0st

I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA

btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread..

Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help..

WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN

CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH...
YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE

Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk

Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood

Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF

Big Red Machine · 03-07-2005, 01:07 AM

Medical Term: Chronic Swamp Ass

PenisFace · 03-07-2005, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weppel

Why would you want to smell your ass anyway?

It's not like he bends over and takes a big wiff of it, he can smell it when sitting in a normal sitting position and such. I have the same problem if I dont wash my crack every day in the shower

nofx · 03-07-2005, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gh0st

I'm facing the same problem.. when I'm in the shower I lay down on my back and scrub my asshole until it's raw.. I seriously use my fingernails and dig that shit with the soap.. I don't stop until I smell my fingers and it doesn't smell like poop anymore.. What you need to do is use a washcloth and scrub your asshole with soap so hard and fast until it's almost bleeding. and then DO IT AGAIN... then use babywipes for 5 minutes straight... it will burn so good.. your asshole will be so FRESH AND CLEAN, FAGGOT. YEAAAAA

btw im drunk, and this is the most helpful post in this thread..

Close thread now, Problem has been solved by gh0st with a little help from bacardi 151... well, a lot of help..

WASHCLOTH, FINGERNAILS, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB, BABYWIPE SCRUB, BURN, OWWW, YOUR ASS WILL BE CLEAN

CLEAN UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH SOAP AFTER, ALSO, UHH...
YEAH THATS ABOUT IT BYE

Edit: don't judge me for this post, i am very very drunk

Edit #2: are you irish? I am, Maybe stinky bums are in our blood

Edit #3: Maybe we're just paranoid and pay more attention to the scent of our asses than anyone else.. when you're in a car in the middle of the winter and somebody rolls their window down a little bit.. do you get paranoid and think OMG I MUST SMELL BAD. I do. But I spend hours in the bathroom preventing the stink.. Make sure u wear clean clothes every day, Use double deturgent. Cover yourself in calogne.. IM fucking adorable though, I'm 18, Cute as a button.. Does anyone wanna see pics? I'm a psychotic paranoid clean freak maniac. I stay smelling so handsome.. OMG IM ABOUT TO JACK OFF

ROFL

post of the year!~

SykkBoy · 03-07-2005, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arowanna

eMonk, wtf that are some nasty pics

i was eating

so, do you always read threads about stinky asses while eating?

wargames · 03-07-2005, 02:38 AM

Try poking an incense into your ass. :orglaugh

polish_aristocrat · 03-24-2005, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace

It's not like he bends over and takes a big wiff of it, he can smell it when sitting in a normal sitting position and such. I have the same problem if I dont wash my crack every day in the shower

nojob · 03-24-2005, 01:33 PM

i am not into these pics. but nice stats.

03-06-2005, 07:33 PM	#51
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	50 asses that smell like shit... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

03-07-2005, 01:07 AM	#61
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	Medical Term: Chronic Swamp Ass __________________ ICQ:475437214

03-07-2005, 02:38 AM	#65
wargames Kliris Join Date: May 2003 Location: ca Posts: 10,423	Try poking an incense into your ass. :orglaugh __________________ ICQ 212-115-582 Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

03-06-2005, 11:12 PM	#55
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	This thread makes me sick.

03-06-2005, 11:23 PM	#57
TruckStopProductions So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 468	OMG SCAT ..hell yeah ima a scatty muthafucker. i love my scat

03-06-2005, 11:28 PM	#58
Weppel Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 2,190	Why would you want to smell your ass anyway?

03-06-2005, 11:32 PM	#59
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	This thread is depressing, i can't believe it read it.

03-24-2005, 01:33 PM	#67
nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	i am not into these pics. but nice stats.