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bangman · 03-24-2005, 01:40 AM

I need someone to come cook for me.
You can live here.
I will not do your laundry.
I will not entertain you.
Just come here and cook for me, and I will let you live here free of charge.
Bucks County, PA

I'm sick of eating pizza.

Also....someone to do my laundry.
And order my pizza if I so desire.

Please post your resume.
Thank you.

Illicit · 03-24-2005, 01:42 AM

sorry I only know how to cook pizza

bly · 03-24-2005, 01:44 AM

dave, ur a funny fuck

strats · 03-24-2005, 01:47 AM

whats the paycheck?

bangman · 03-24-2005, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by strats

whats the paycheck?

Free rent and utilities.

kuthi123 · 03-24-2005, 01:50 AM

marry someone

bangman · 03-24-2005, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kuthi123

marry someone

Out of the question.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 03-24-2005, 01:58 AM

weekly payouts?

Furious_Female · 03-24-2005, 02:13 AM

Ok... I have 7 cats, can they come?

rickholio · 03-24-2005, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Ok... I have 7 cats, can they come?

He sounds like a really really hungry guy... are you sure you want to risk them ending up as chicken meow-mein?

flashfire · 03-24-2005, 02:27 AM

like kraft dinner?

sonofsam · 03-24-2005, 02:28 AM

Dave... i'm PRO at calling pizza... i know 7 pizza numbers local to me off by heart... thats a sign i need to cook more...

i actually just bought a shitload of groceries and have been cookin up a storm

InkedUpMess · 03-24-2005, 02:29 AM

Hmmm........ how nice is your place?~LOL
I am a french trained chef. Exec Chef at very upscale hotel on Lexington ave for years :D

Furious_Female · 03-24-2005, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by rickholio

He sounds like a really really hungry guy... are you sure you want to risk them ending up as chicken meow-mein?

LOL oh no

Then again, he doesn't want to cook... so, they would probably be safe!

Hera, the Apocalypse · 03-24-2005, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kuthi123

marry someone

he hates kids, so that's definitely not an alternative LOL

03-24-2005, 01:40 AM	#1
bangman Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PA, USA Posts: 5,283	Job opening I need someone to come cook for me. You can live here. I will not do your laundry. I will not entertain you. Just come here and cook for me, and I will let you live here free of charge. Bucks County, PA I'm sick of eating pizza. Also....someone to do my laundry. And order my pizza if I so desire. Please post your resume. Thank you. __________________ - David Hall ICQ: 312744199

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Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	sorry I only know how to cook pizza __________________ Insert Sig Here

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Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	Ok... I have 7 cats, can they come? __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	Dave... i'm PRO at calling pizza... i know 7 pizza numbers local to me off by heart... thats a sign i need to cook more... i actually just bought a shitload of groceries and have been cookin up a storm __________________ I like turtles.

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bly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: pennsylvania Posts: 850	dave, ur a funny fuck

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strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	whats the paycheck?

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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	like kraft dinner?

03-24-2005, 02:29 AM	#13
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