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I need someone to come cook for me.
You can live here.
I will not do your laundry.
I will not entertain you.
Just come here and cook for me, and I will let you live here free of charge.
Bucks County, PA

I'm sick of eating pizza.


Also....someone to do my laundry.
And order my pizza if I so desire.

Please post your resume.
Thank you.

sorry I only know how to cook pizza

dave, ur a funny fuck

whats the paycheck?

Free rent and utilities.

marry someone

Out of the question.

weekly payouts?

Ok... I have 7 cats, can they come?

He sounds like a really really hungry guy... are you sure you want to risk them ending up as chicken meow-mein? :xomunch

like kraft dinner?

Dave... i'm PRO at calling pizza... i know 7 pizza numbers local to me off by heart... thats a sign i need to cook more...


i actually just bought a shitload of groceries and have been cookin up a storm

Hmmm........ how nice is your place?~LOL
I am a french trained chef. Exec Chef at very upscale hotel on Lexington ave for years :D

LOL oh no :Oh crap

Then again, he doesn't want to cook... so, they would probably be safe! :1orglaugh

he hates kids, so that's definitely not an alternative LOL