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  • bangman
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2004
    • 5283
    #1

    Job opening

    I need someone to come cook for me.
    You can live here.
    I will not do your laundry.
    I will not entertain you.
    Just come here and cook for me, and I will let you live here free of charge.
    Bucks County, PA

    I'm sick of eating pizza.


    Also....someone to do my laundry.
    And order my pizza if I so desire.

    Please post your resume.
    Thank you.
    - David Hall
    ICQ: 312744199
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    • Illicit
      wtf ?
      • Dec 2003
      • 11895
      #2
      sorry I only know how to cook pizza
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        • bly
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2004
          • 850
          #3
          dave, ur a funny fuck

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            • strats
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Feb 2004
              • 1805
              #4
              whats the paycheck?

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                • bangman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 5283
                  #5
                  Originally posted by strats
                  whats the paycheck?
                  Free rent and utilities.
                  - David Hall
                  ICQ: 312744199

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                    • kuthi123
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 6478
                      #6
                      marry someone

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                        • bangman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 5283
                          #7
                          Originally posted by kuthi123
                          marry someone
                          Out of the question.
                          - David Hall
                          ICQ: 312744199

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                            • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 6269
                              #8
                              weekly payouts?

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                                • Furious_Female
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 8187
                                  #9
                                  Ok... I have 7 cats, can they come?
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                                    • rickholio
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 1914
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                      Ok... I have 7 cats, can they come?
                                      He sounds like a really really hungry guy... are you sure you want to risk them ending up as chicken meow-mein?
                                      ~

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                                        • flashfire
                                          ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 13098
                                          #11
                                          like kraft dinner?

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                                            • sonofsam
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 18646
                                              #12
                                              Dave... i'm PRO at calling pizza... i know 7 pizza numbers local to me off by heart... thats a sign i need to cook more...


                                              i actually just bought a shitload of groceries and have been cookin up a storm
                                              I like turtles.

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                                                • InkedUpMess
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 368
                                                  #13
                                                  Hmmm........ how nice is your place?~LOL
                                                  I am a french trained chef. Exec Chef at very upscale hotel on Lexington ave for years :D
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                                                    • Furious_Female
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 8187
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by rickholio
                                                      He sounds like a really really hungry guy... are you sure you want to risk them ending up as chicken meow-mein?
                                                      LOL oh no

                                                      Then again, he doesn't want to cook... so, they would probably be safe!
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                                                      ICQ 160370494

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                                                        • Hera, the Apocalypse
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 181
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by kuthi123
                                                          marry someone
                                                          he hates kids, so that's definitely not an alternative LOL
                                                          ICQ 265884066

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