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Old 03-24-2005, 01:40 AM   #1
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Job opening

I need someone to come cook for me.
You can live here.
I will not do your laundry.
I will not entertain you.
Just come here and cook for me, and I will let you live here free of charge.
Bucks County, PA

I'm sick of eating pizza.


Also....someone to do my laundry.
And order my pizza if I so desire.

Please post your resume.
Thank you.
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:42 AM   #2
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sorry I only know how to cook pizza
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:44 AM   #3
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dave, ur a funny fuck
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:47 AM   #4
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whats the paycheck?
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:49 AM   #5
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whats the paycheck?
Free rent and utilities.
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:50 AM   #6
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:52 AM   #7
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marry someone
Out of the question.
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:58 AM   #8
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weekly payouts?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:13 AM   #9
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Ok... I have 7 cats, can they come?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:26 AM   #10
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Ok... I have 7 cats, can they come?
He sounds like a really really hungry guy... are you sure you want to risk them ending up as chicken meow-mein?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:27 AM   #11
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like kraft dinner?
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:28 AM   #12
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Dave... i'm PRO at calling pizza... i know 7 pizza numbers local to me off by heart... thats a sign i need to cook more...


i actually just bought a shitload of groceries and have been cookin up a storm
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Old 03-24-2005, 02:29 AM   #13
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Hmmm........ how nice is your place?~LOL
I am a french trained chef. Exec Chef at very upscale hotel on Lexington ave for years :D
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Old 03-24-2005, 03:02 AM   #14
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He sounds like a really really hungry guy... are you sure you want to risk them ending up as chicken meow-mein?
LOL oh no

Then again, he doesn't want to cook... so, they would probably be safe!
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Old 03-24-2005, 03:22 AM   #15
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he hates kids, so that's definitely not an alternative LOL
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