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A cockatiel flew up and landed on my screen door, need advice!!!
Okay this is getting a little strange!!!
![]() Last week a cockatiel flew up and landed on my screen porch, so I put a box over him as he was hanging on the screen so he wouldn't fly away and I could find out where he belonged!!! Well after knocking on doors and putting a flyer out no one has claimed him. So I borrowed a big rabbit cage from a friend and bought some bird things and put together a little cage for him. Here are a few more pics of the little guy: ![]()
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My kitties are really enjoying him too!!!
This is his favorite treat to eat and the only thing he ate for the first 4 days after he found me!!! Now he is starting to eat the bird food I got him, and I have given him about 5 baths with this 8 in One Bath stuff because he was pretty rough looking and the skin under his eye was cut. That stuff has healed him up in one week. It helps with skin irritations. He is almost a new bird. Every time I bath him I will turn on the blow dryer and he climbs from where ever he is in the cage to the blow dryer and hangs on the cage with his wings up and hooks his bill on the cage and falls asleep it's so cute!!! BUT HE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH HIS SCREAMS!!! Please help!!! I am going crazy!!! ![]()
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It's coming look busy
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The cats know what to do, trust their instinct.
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let your cats train it to stop screaming?
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im pretty sure they stop
my grandfather bred birds for a real long time i think it does depend on their age and conditioning though |
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YARGH! I don't know much about any birds, even parrots (go figure) but this quote literally knocked me off my chair. ![]() Good luck with the little guy, he's cute.
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It's coming look busy
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Fine, if you do not wanna kitty train it. Just get your hands on alot of pot seads.
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HAHA I read cocktail.
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Shoot it.
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Nice looking bird. I have an african grey myself, and the best advice I can give is this.
Garlic and butter. Make a paste, and stuff the bird. cook about 20 min in the oven on 325.
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keep him in a pokeball
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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That little guy picked the right house, huh?
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That reminded me of a joke I read a while ago:
A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming, and then, suddenly, there was quiet. The man was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavour to correct my behaviour." The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him ..........when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?" |
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Yes he did!!! Remember the Bearded Dragon that crawled into my front yard??? I swear there is a sign outside saying *If your a homeless animal go to this chicks house!!!* BTW The Bearded Dragon named Ivan, is in a loving home with Missy!!! I baby sit him all the time!!!
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We've had 3 cockatiels. Do you let him fly around the house? Sometimes that will shut them up
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I wish I had a bigger place and more money so I could have more animals...not that my cat would approve of that. ![]()
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I don't know about you, but those two kitties look more like they're holding their boundries until you leave the room. Leave the kitties alone with that bird and no cage and he'll be their lunch WG
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One day he was so good and didn't scream at all, just made his cute little chirps and noises with his little dances, and I thought wow my training is working!!! Then right when it started raining, and it has been raining none stop, he started screaming again even worse than before. Does the weather effect them like it will my kitties sometimes??? I really want to make him a good bird and get him finger trained so it is easier to find him a good home!!!
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http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=445727 Oh and I would kiss that little kitty all over he is so cute!!!
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I owned one for quite a while . . . no, he isn't going to stop screaming any more than you are going to stop doing whatever it is you naturally do.
He is imitating the siren. Cover his cage at night when you want him to shut up and sleep |
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You are the GFY version of St Francis of Assisi with all the animals that end up on your doorstep
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You wouldn't have the screeching problem with a Norwegian Blue - good birds they are, although somewhat melancholic as they are always pining for the fjords.
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Oh well I guess I will just have to finger train him and find him a a good home to someone who understnads the screaming.
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I had them growing up as well..One would schrill until I opened his cage and he would fly over to the table and start eating my mashed potatoes..Thing drove us nuts..we finally gave it away
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Nice looking bird, pretty plumage means he was getting a good diet before he got away or was turned out (grrr.)
The screaming may fade with time, but it sounds like he has specific triggers -- and unfortunately some screaming is normal flock behavior for many birds. Sometimes it may actually help to call back to him (softly and calmly) when he screams -- if it's flock behavior, he may be reassured when the call is answered by his flock (you), and calm down. The African Grey I lived with for several years did not scream at all. He whistled for attention, or rang like the telephone. If they are well treated, Greys are *very* calm birds. Cockatiels, generally not so much. |
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Okay I am going to try this. Thank you for the tip on the African too. I really wanted one of those guys and this little guy pushed me away from that idea. Now I am opened up to it again!!!
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that's funny! The cats will eat him/her though. I'd suggest a bigger cage cause that one is really small.
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The cage is a rabbit cage I borrowed from a friend. I found him last week, so I haven't really formed a planned as to what I am going to do with him. The only thing I know is I want to get him fingered trained and break this screaming this as much as I can. I am going to try the calling back to him when he screams thing tonight and see what happens!!! I will probably end up getting a used cage so when I am finding him a good home it will be easier if he has stuff to go with him. I found some pretty good bird cages with stands on top for him to sit outside of the cage too. I wish I could get him a nice new big cockateil cage but I just can't afford that right now. I like the hanging ones so he hangs from the ceiling. I am sure he would love that!!! Maybe I can find a used one!!!
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a cockateil flew up to my mothers shoulder outside 10 years ago ... still squaking happily at her house ... we have no idea how old he is. she got another one, but it died after about 7 years (mom bought it as a baby).
for all i know the one who landed on my moms shoulder is 100 years old they can be very affectionate sometimes - i was amazed about it ... some of them will crawl up on your chest and let you rub their neck ... |
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You know, its kinda funny but...
The cockateil doesn't even know it but it hit the birdie lotto by fortuitously flying into your screen door =) Instead of having to brave the natural elements, he gets to be pampered and live a virtual birdie heaven in your nice warm safe cribbo... (cept for the cats that probably scare the shit out of him =) |
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Funny... I read that wrong & thought you meant "Cocktail" and thought... "Gawd Loryn, just sponge that shit off and keep the quarters game going already!"
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