A magician worked on a cruise ship. - GoFuckYourself.com

Adult Site Traffic · 03-22-2005, 07:15 PM

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The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks;over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. Look, it's not the same hat! or Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table! or Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it ... the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day...... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days...Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said......

OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?

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OzMan · 03-22-2005, 07:17 PM

I like it

ssp · 03-22-2005, 07:18 PM

So old, but so funny!! Thanks! :D

sickkittens · 03-22-2005, 07:20 PM

Silly but still kinda funny.

Adult Site Traffic · 03-22-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ssp

So old, but so funny!! Thanks! :D

My wife sent it to me in e-mail. It sat there for like 7 hours but when I read it I LOL and knew what I had to do

sonofsam · 03-22-2005, 07:22 PM

hahah

CHIO GET IN HERE!

woj · 03-22-2005, 07:22 PM

foxxx · 03-22-2005, 07:41 PM

hehehe yeah not bad

Peter Romero · 03-22-2005, 07:43 PM

Good one!

Spunky · 03-22-2005, 08:05 PM

Low chuckle

tony286 · 03-22-2005, 08:23 PM

very funny thanks for the laugh

PHPdude · 03-22-2005, 08:28 PM

that is such a nice laugh

03-22-2005, 07:15 PM	#1
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	A magician worked on a cruise ship. .. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks;over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. Look, it's not the same hat! or Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table! or Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades? The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it ... the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day...... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days...Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...... OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship? . __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me! Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.

03-22-2005, 07:20 PM	#4
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03-22-2005, 07:17 PM	#2
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03-22-2005, 07:18 PM	#3
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