A magician worked on a cruise ship.

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  • Adult Site Traffic
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    • Mar 2003
    • 5093

    #1

    A magician worked on a cruise ship.

    ..

    The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks;over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

    Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. Look, it's not the same hat! or Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table! or Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?

    The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it ... the parrot.

    They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day...... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days...Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said......















    OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?




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  • OzMan
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    • Sep 2003
    • 9162

    #2
    I like it

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    • ssp
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      • Jan 2005
      • 7990

      #3
      So old, but so funny!! Thanks! :D

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      • sickkittens
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        • Jul 2002
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        #4
        Silly but still kinda funny.

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        • Adult Site Traffic
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          • Mar 2003
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          #5
          Originally posted by ssp
          So old, but so funny!! Thanks! :D
          My wife sent it to me in e-mail. It sat there for like 7 hours but when I read it I LOL and knew what I had to do

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          • sonofsam
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            • Dec 2004
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            #6
            hahah

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            • woj
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              • Jul 2002
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              #7
              heh
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              • foxxx
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                • Jun 2002
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                #8
                hehehe yeah not bad

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                • Peter Romero
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                  • Feb 2003
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                  #9
                  Good one!


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                  • Spunky
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                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133986

                    #10
                    Low chuckle

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                    • tony299
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 57021

                      #11
                      very funny thanks for the laugh

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                      • PHPdude
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                        • Aug 2004
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                        #12
                        that is such a nice laugh
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