I know for a fact that a time machine can never be invented - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 09:38 PM

Because if a time machine was ever invented, it would have been around since the beginning of time. If someone invented it 10,000 years from now, they could go back to 1,000 years ago and introduce it and then it would be around then too. I am a genius.

escorpio · 03-23-2005, 09:40 PM

Whoa! That's heavy.

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 09:41 PM

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Whoa! That's heavy.

I should start doing drugs, then things would really get interesting.

Rob · 03-23-2005, 09:42 PM

Tell Uncle Rico and Kip that! They bought one off of the internet and it worked.

Fabuleux · 03-23-2005, 09:43 PM

If I had a time machine I just would not tell it to you.

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

Tell Uncle Rico and Kip that! They bought one off of the internet and it worked.

One of the best movies ever made.

detoxed · 03-23-2005, 09:44 PM

wrong, because they dont know how it works, you might not "take" it anywhere. and maybe they can only stay for a set time period. etc. etc. etc.

Fake Nick · 03-23-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Fabuleux

If I had a time machine I just would not tell it to you.

I already have one and am already not telling it to you

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by detoxed

wrong, because they dont know how it works, you might not "take" it anywhere. and maybe they can only stay for a set time period. etc. etc. etc.

So you're saying that you think a time machine exists but people don't know its a time machine?

Fabuleux · 03-23-2005, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by detoxed

you might not "take" it anywhere

Like in the Terminator. You have to get in naked.

tungsten · 03-23-2005, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

Tell Uncle Rico and Kip that! They bought one off of the internet and it worked.

Entropy · 03-23-2005, 09:53 PM

maybe a time machine was invented, they took it back, it broke down, and they did not have the technology available to fix it...

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Entropy

maybe a time machine was invented, they took it back, it broke down, and they did not have the technology available to fix it...

Thats just crazy enough to work.

WarChild · 03-23-2005, 09:59 PM

All I can prove is that there won't be any time machines that I can access in my immediate future. If there was, I'd warp back and punch Mrs. Stodghill in the ovaries pre Dave's birth.

FreshChecks · 03-23-2005, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Fabuleux

Like in the Terminator. You have to get in naked.

Entropy · 03-23-2005, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

All I can prove is that there won't be any time machines that I can access in my immediate future. If there was, I'd warp back and punch Mrs. Stodghill in the ovaries pre Dave's birth.

Young · 03-23-2005, 10:00 PM

if i had a time machine i wouldn't tell anyone about it. i'd hide it.

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 10:04 PM

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if i had a time machine i wouldn't tell anyone about it. i'd hide it.

What if you could sell rides in it for 6 figures a trip?

Illicit · 03-23-2005, 10:04 PM

Bill Gates owns a time machine

Entropy · 03-23-2005, 10:05 PM

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Bill Gates owns a time machine

I wouldn't doubt it...

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Entropy

I wouldn't doubt it...

HAHA yeah, if anyone would have one it'd be him.

BlingDaddy · 03-23-2005, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

Because if a time machine was ever invented, it would have been around since the beginning of time. If someone invented it 10,000 years from now, they could go back to 1,000 years ago and introduce it and then it would be around then too. I am a genius.

Deep thoughts... by Jack Handey...

huey · 03-23-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

Tell Uncle Rico and Kip that! They bought one off of the internet and it worked.

Now thats what I'm talking about.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-23-2005, 10:22 PM

Thats always been my theory , but the other theory is when you go back in time , the moment you alter the future ,your on a new time path. So everything still takes place on the other time path ( thats us now )

TheLegacy · 03-23-2005, 10:29 PM

well lets think about that one for a minute - you invent a time machine go back 1000 years - introduce it then. You have changed the course of history and maybe even the meeting of your grandparents who were too busy making pit stops building pyramids. Therefore you never were born - therefore you have removed yourself from existence.

anyone with a time machine must take the responsibility that altering the past has major effects on present - that includes even bringing back a cold !!

Its the butterfly effect - go back to the dinosaurs era - step on a butterfly and kill it. that butterfly could have been the meal that is much needed for a bird - that was the meal much needed for a man and his tribe to eat. The butterfly dies, the bird dies, the men die ... changing the fact they cant produce children - therefore altering a whole nation - maybe even wiping one out

You get my drift timeboy??

adonthenet · 03-23-2005, 10:32 PM

lol sick mind :P

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Thats always been my theory , but the other theory is when you go back in time , the moment you alter the future ,your on a new time path. So everything still takes place on the other time path ( thats us now )

Interesting point.

WarChild · 03-23-2005, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

well lets think about that one for a minute - you invent a time machine go back 1000 years - introduce it then. You have changed the course of history and maybe even the meeting of your grandparents who were too busy making pit stops building pyramids. Therefore you never were born - therefore you have removed yourself from existence.

anyone with a time machine must take the responsibility that altering the past has major effects on present - that includes even bringing back a cold !!

Its the butterfly effect - go back to the dinosaurs era - step on a butterfly and kill it. that butterfly could have been the meal that is much needed for a bird - that was the meal much needed for a man and his tribe to eat. The butterfly dies, the bird dies, the men die ... changing the fact they cant produce children - therefore altering a whole nation - maybe even wiping one out

You get my drift timeboy??

I've never heard anybody talk about stepping on butterflies when explaining The Butterfly Effect.

In any case, all risks considered, I still think it'd be a good plan to punch Mrs. Stodghill in the ovaries.

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

well lets think about that one for a minute - you invent a time machine go back 1000 years - introduce it then. You have changed the course of history and maybe even the meeting of your grandparents who were too busy making pit stops building pyramids. Therefore you never were born - therefore you have removed yourself from existence.

anyone with a time machine must take the responsibility that altering the past has major effects on present - that includes even bringing back a cold !!

Its the butterfly effect - go back to the dinosaurs era - step on a butterfly and kill it. that butterfly could have been the meal that is much needed for a bird - that was the meal much needed for a man and his tribe to eat. The butterfly dies, the bird dies, the men die ... changing the fact they cant produce children - therefore altering a whole nation - maybe even wiping one out

You get my drift timeboy??

Yeah, that was on an episode of The Simpsons, and its what Doc always told Marty McFly. I don't see what it has to do with the existence of a time machine or not though.

fusionx · 03-23-2005, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

What if you could sell rides in it for 6 figures a trip?

Why do you think so low?

You could get billions per trip. Go back to 1950. Buys some stocks. Come back. Sell the stocks. Live in a mansion on a private island with hookers and beer for the rest of your life.

Shoehorn! · 03-23-2005, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I've never heard anybody talk about stepping on butterflies when explaining The Butterfly Effect.

In any case, all risks considered, I still think it'd be a good plan to punch Mrs. Stodghill in the ovaries.

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