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03-18-2005, 09:17 PM
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A freakin' legend!
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cock head caught in zipper
A friend of mine took a nap today, and got up to go to the bathroom at around 4PM; still asleep, and half groggy, he went to the bathroom, and after peeing, he... got the HEAD of his cock caught right into the zipper!
At the hospital emergency room he was a little embarassed, but the nurse seemed amused. The nurse finally freed him by yanking on the zipper. He said he lost skin. It was so painful they gave him gas at the hospital, and morphine tablets to take home. I think such zipper accidents are fairly common.
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03-18-2005, 09:21 PM
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I need a beer
 
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How embarrassing when you need help to learn how to use a zipper properly
 I'm sure next time he's going to make sure he is properly tucked away
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03-18-2005, 09:22 PM
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sounds like 'There's Something About Mary', man that sounds painful.
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03-18-2005, 09:30 PM
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reminds me of
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03-18-2005, 09:30 PM
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Bon temps!
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I learned at a very early age to never go commando in pants with a zipper
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03-18-2005, 09:57 PM
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WootWootCash.com
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ha ha.. fuck that would have hurt!@
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03-18-2005, 10:01 PM
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Fuckin A it hurts. Happen to me yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs ago. Ummm, gives me goose bumps just thinking about it again.
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03-18-2005, 10:04 PM
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03-18-2005, 10:09 PM
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Logos and such.
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