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DaddyHalbucks 03-18-2005 09:17 PM

cock head caught in zipper
 
A friend of mine took a nap today, and got up to go to the bathroom at around 4PM; still asleep, and half groggy, he went to the bathroom, and after peeing, he... got the HEAD of his cock caught right into the zipper!

At the hospital emergency room he was a little embarassed, but the nurse seemed amused. The nurse finally freed him by yanking on the zipper.

He said he lost skin. It was so painful they gave him gas at the hospital, and morphine tablets to take home.

I think such zipper accidents are fairly common.

Spunky 03-18-2005 09:21 PM

How embarrassing when you need help to learn how to use a zipper properly :1orglaugh I'm sure next time he's going to make sure he is properly tucked away

Wiggles 03-18-2005 09:22 PM

sounds like 'There's Something About Mary', man that sounds painful.

FrankWhite 03-18-2005 09:30 PM

reminds me of


http://personal.iddeo.es/mmoreira/im...a_con_mary.jpg

mardigras 03-18-2005 09:30 PM

I learned at a very early age to never go commando in pants with a zipper :thumbsup

Satisfaction 03-18-2005 09:57 PM

ha ha.. fuck that would have hurt!@

Love Brokers 03-18-2005 10:01 PM

Fuckin A it hurts. Happen to me yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs ago. Ummm, gives me goose bumps just thinking about it again. :( :Oh crap

axelcat 03-18-2005 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomed

:1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 03-18-2005 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks
A friend of mine took a nap today, and got up to go to the bathroom at around 4PM; still asleep, and half groggy, he went to the bathroom, and after peeing, he... got the HEAD of his cock caught right into the zipper!

At the hospital emergency room he was a little embarassed, but the nurse seemed amused. The nurse finally freed him by yanking on the zipper.

He said he lost skin. It was so painful they gave him gas at the hospital, and morphine tablets to take home.

I think such zipper accidents are fairly common.

He got his kibble and bits caught in his zipper??? OUCHAMAGOUCHA!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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