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  • DaddyHalbucks
    A freakin' legend!
    • Feb 2004
    • 18975
    #1

    cock head caught in zipper

    A friend of mine took a nap today, and got up to go to the bathroom at around 4PM; still asleep, and half groggy, he went to the bathroom, and after peeing, he... got the HEAD of his cock caught right into the zipper!

    At the hospital emergency room he was a little embarassed, but the nurse seemed amused. The nurse finally freed him by yanking on the zipper.

    He said he lost skin. It was so painful they gave him gas at the hospital, and morphine tablets to take home.

    I think such zipper accidents are fairly common.
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      How embarrassing when you need help to learn how to use a zipper properly I'm sure next time he's going to make sure he is properly tucked away

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        • Wiggles
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2004
          • 14423
          #3
          sounds like 'There's Something About Mary', man that sounds painful.
          no sig

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            • FrankWhite
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 3540
              #4
              reminds me of


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                • mardigras
                  Bon temps!
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 14194
                  #5
                  I learned at a very early age to never go commando in pants with a zipper
                  .

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                    • Satisfaction
                      WootWootCash.com
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 10900
                      #6
                      ha ha.. fuck that would have hurt!@

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                        • Love Brokers
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 1699
                          #7
                          Fuckin A it hurts. Happen to me yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs ago. Ummm, gives me goose bumps just thinking about it again.
                          Content Junky
                          www.contentjunky.com
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                            • axelcat
                              Adult Locals
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 25450
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Doomed
                              reminds me of


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                                • Platinumpimp
                                  Logos and such.
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 10214
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                  A friend of mine took a nap today, and got up to go to the bathroom at around 4PM; still asleep, and half groggy, he went to the bathroom, and after peeing, he... got the HEAD of his cock caught right into the zipper!

                                  At the hospital emergency room he was a little embarassed, but the nurse seemed amused. The nurse finally freed him by yanking on the zipper.

                                  He said he lost skin. It was so painful they gave him gas at the hospital, and morphine tablets to take home.

                                  I think such zipper accidents are fairly common.
                                  He got his kibble and bits caught in his zipper??? OUCHAMAGOUCHA!!!
                                  I design logo's.

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