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Juicy D. Links · 03-18-2005, 09:06 AM

Damn , Even in his suit man his muscles were huge.

I guess the "Juice" really does a body good

Young · 03-18-2005, 09:06 AM

big ball of water retention

Shooting_Manic · 03-18-2005, 09:07 AM

So is my cock, but they wont let me go on tv.... I wonder why?

Juicy D. Links · 03-18-2005, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic

So is my cock, but they wont let me go on tv.... I wonder why?

The Stickman · 03-18-2005, 09:12 AM

Jose Canseco is a MASSSSSIVE ASSHOLE!!!!

What an ass! He'll be lucky if someone doesn't knock him off by the end of the year. Selfish Prick! I hope his balls fall off

He is huge though!

TDF · 03-18-2005, 09:14 AM

big mac didnt want to incriminate himself on the stand yesterday

GUNNER · 03-18-2005, 09:18 AM

he's a massive bitch maybe... trying to rat everyone out.

some pro athletes are juiced up.. NFL, MLB, etc. WHO CARES?
doesn't Congress have something more important to do?

wallst · 03-18-2005, 09:19 AM

i think jose is a major pussy. did you see him plea the 5th yesterday?

whats funny is see how brave he is to name names and point fingers about roid heads in his new book,,,but have enough mustard to say the same things under subpeona before congress,,,well, thats why hes such a joke

Young · 03-18-2005, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by wallst

i think jose is a major pussy. did you see him plea the 5th yesterday?

I don't know one person who wants to go to jail...not even non pussy's

KRL · 03-18-2005, 09:20 AM

the only thing massive about that greedy cock fuck that is snaking an entire sport for his own personal gain is he is as massive as a big fat rat.

sickkittens · 03-18-2005, 09:20 AM

Juicy, you need to take him to a stylist, though.

Bigwilly · 03-18-2005, 09:27 AM

you idiots are blameing jose canasco because other players made a choice to use roids?

Triple 6 · 03-18-2005, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

the only thing massive about that greedy cock fuck that is snaking an entire sport for his own personal gain is he is as massive as a big fat rat.

oh please.

Because of him things will hopefully change in MLB so they can better curb the real 'greedy fucks' who cant make it on their own and need to cheat.

The Stickman · 03-18-2005, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigwilly

you idiots are blameing jose canasco because other players made a choice to use roids?

NO!

We are blaming him for ratting out friends. MLB is a fraternity (just like NFL, NHL, NBA, etc) and you don't tattle-tale on your friends or colleagues. WE ALL LEARNED THAT IN THE 2nd GRADE!

What he did was purley selfish -- all for money!

He deserves to have his balls cut off -- what's left of them!

KRL · 03-18-2005, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Triple 6

oh please.

Because of him things will hopefully change in MLB so they can better curb the real 'greedy fucks' who cant make it on their own and need to cheat.

I'm sorry but I just don't get the problem everyone has with steroids. Maybe I don't know enough about them, but in my thinking its just like if someone was taking a massive load of vitamins. If they all were using steroids, then they were all on the same level playing field anyways, even if it is an illegal substance used in that fashion.

So stupid with all the problems in the world that they are even taking our tax dollars to have senate hearings. Who gives a shit.

KRL · 03-18-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by The Stickman

NO!

We are blaming him for ratting out friends. MLB is a fraternity (just like NFL, NHL, NBA, etc) and you don't tattle-tale on your friends or colleagues. WE ALL LEARNED THAT IN THE 2nd GRADE!

What he did was purley selfish -- all for money!

He deserves to have his balls cut off -- what's left of them!

Exactly!!! THe guy is selling out the players to make money off his tell all book.

sumphatpimp · 03-18-2005, 09:36 AM

with or without the "roids" baseball is still boring.
and no one gives a shit.

Rinaldo · 03-18-2005, 09:38 AM

It's to protect the integrity of the sport and the youth of america

galleryseek · 03-18-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

I'm sorry but I just don't get the problem everyone has with steroids. Maybe I don't know enough about them, but in my thinking its just like if someone was taking a massive load of vitamins. If they all were using steroids, then they were all on the same level playing field anyways, even if it is an illegal substance used in that fashion.

So stupid with all the problems in the world that they are even taking our tax dollars to have senate hearings. Who gives a shit.

the problem is is there are athletes who have a sense of values, regard for traditions, and care for their health. no matter what anyone says, steroids does your body more harm than good. in my opinion, and other athletes obviously agree with me, there is no sacrifice great enough to overlook those qualities (health, tradition, honor, etc...), even IF they might help you be a better player.

GUNNER · 03-18-2005, 09:44 AM

what I have a problem with is the massive amount of money spent to determine if there is steroid usage in MLB... kinda like spending millions to determine if male pornstars ever use Viagra.

The Stickman · 03-18-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

with or without the "roids" baseball is still boring.
and no one gives a shit.

YOU'RE BORING!!!

If you have nothing constructive to say: SHUT UP!

You have to understand baseball to like it!

gecko · 03-18-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by The Stickman

NO!

We are blaming him for ratting out friends. MLB is a fraternity (just like NFL, NHL, NBA, etc) and you don't tattle-tale on your friends or colleagues. WE ALL LEARNED THAT IN THE 2nd GRADE!

What he did was purley selfish -- all for money!

He deserves to have his balls cut off -- what's left of them!

Couldn't have said it, any better.

OG LennyT · 03-18-2005, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Rinaldo

It's to protect the integrity of the sport and the youth of america

exactly what I was thinking plus

you ever think about the biggest picture? The fans pay for those roids. Yes, the fans pay for these guys pumping up with roids, breaking records, thus inflating their salaries into the atmosphere.

In the end the fans get fucked while Barry Bonds beats one of the most sacred records in sports, all by cheating and using steroids... think about that

galleryseek · 03-18-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

exactly what I was thinking plus

you ever think about the biggest picture? The fans pay for those roids. Yes, the fans pay for these guys pumping up with roids, breaking records, thus inflating their salaries into the atmosphere.

In the end the fans get fucked while Barry Bonds beats one of the most sacred records in sports, all by cheating and using steroids... think about that

hah, the GFY crowd thinking about the big picture? or any picture which involves ideas in regards to integrity, values and tradition? yeah right.

beemk · 03-18-2005, 10:25 AM

they're supposed to be a role model for kids, besides that i dont care what they do to their bodies

xxxdesign-net · 03-18-2005, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by toodamnfli

big mac didnt want to incriminate himself on the stand yesterday

which only mean one thing.. he did it..

Sparks · 03-18-2005, 10:39 AM

All of those guys are huge! It looks to me like Mark McGuire has lost a lot of weight though. I assume he quit taking the juice after he retired.

ytcracker · 03-18-2005, 10:40 AM

hes old now

HpicAnn · 03-18-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Young

I don't know one person who wants to go to jail...not even non pussy's

that is true!!

EscortBiz · 03-18-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Young

big ball of water retention

he cycles gh and test how can use say hes all water, i mean if he uses drol still then yeah but i think hes pretty solid

OG LennyT · 03-18-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by galleryseek

hah, the GFY crowd thinking about the big picture? or any picture which involves ideas in regards to integrity, values and tradition? yeah right.

haha... yeah, I forgot my target audience on that rant

Gman.357 · 03-18-2005, 12:06 PM

Lyle loved the 'roids!

Wiggles · 03-18-2005, 12:36 PM

someone post some pics of him with before and after shots.

DaddysGirl · 03-18-2005, 12:57 PM

who the hell cares about steriods, let MLB take care of it internally, having them come before congress is ridiculous...I can think of a few other issues that should be taking precedence over this in congress...save the drama for your mama!

Vitasoy · 03-18-2005, 02:35 PM

He may be big, but his balls are m&m's

axelcat · 03-18-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic

So is my cock, but they wont let me go on tv.... I wonder why?

nojob · 03-18-2005, 02:37 PM

yeah he is

Rich · 03-18-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GUNNER

he's a massive bitch maybe... trying to rat everyone out.

some pro athletes are juiced up.. NFL, MLB, etc. WHO CARES?
doesn't Congress have something more important to do?

They have to take our minds of the real things they should be investigating SOMEHOW. Prisoner torture, active CIA agent named to the press, Halliburton robbing the taxpayers blind, etc etc, these are major crimes that would require officials to be charged. Stop thinking and watch the circus.

Jayo · 03-18-2005, 03:01 PM

really, thats crazy.. is there any recent pics of him?

sweetME · 03-18-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic

So is my cock, but they wont let me go on tv.... I wonder why?

bopha · 03-18-2005, 03:05 PM

Steriods = cheating. Cheaters should not be heros or 'role' models. There are some places where the playing field should be level. My Grandpa was a Cardinals fan and understood the spirit of baseball. This would have really messed him up.

Rich · 03-18-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bopha

Steriods = cheating. Cheaters should not be heros or 'role' models. There are some places where the playing field should be level. My Grandpa was a Cardinals fan and understood the spirit of baseball. This would have really messed him up.

Best Southpark ever. I lost it when he started beating his girlfriend mercilessly with his crutches.

tical · 03-18-2005, 03:21 PM

Sorry but the majority of professional and olympic atheletes ALL use steroids

Pleasurepays · 03-18-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bopha

Steriods = cheating. Cheaters should not be heros or 'role' models. There are some places where the playing field should be level. My Grandpa was a Cardinals fan and understood the spirit of baseball. This would have really messed him up.

I think traditional sports are increasingly boring and that trend will always continue as more extreme sports and more entertaining sports come into existence.

if they allowed steroids and performance enhancing drugs in the Olympics, maybe some of that shit would be worth watching. i would even watch curling if they were huge, unnatural looking and could hit each other with the brooms or something. ... then bodybuilding would also be an Olympic sport.

Rich · 03-18-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tical

Sorry but the majority of professional and olympic atheletes ALL use steroids

I seriously doubt that's true, but either way, it's fucked up. Steriods are for loosers who can't make it on their own.

Thankfully there will always be individuals who can dominate without cheating. Real role models.

Honez · 03-18-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Stickman

Jose Canseco is a MASSSSSIVE ASSHOLE!!!!

What an ass! He'll be lucky if someone doesn't knock him off by the end of the year. Selfish Prick! I hope his balls fall off

He is huge though!

Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

MandyBlake · 03-18-2005, 03:35 PM

also people don't seem to realize that taking steroids doesn't make you bigger or stronger.
taking steroids makes you hurt less when you work out so you can push yourself more.
they don't realize that you still have to work super hard.

stev0 · 03-18-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigwilly

you idiots are blameing jose canasco because other players made a choice to use roids?

Cansaco should have kept his trap shut

tical · 03-18-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rich

I seriously doubt that's true, but either way, it's fucked up. Steriods are for loosers who can't make it on their own.

Thankfully there will always be individuals who can dominate without cheating. Real role models.

there are some, SOME that don't use but its true that the majority of players use some type of enhancement drugs, whether it be common steroids used correctly and discontinued prior to testing or designer steroids that can't be detected during common screening allowing users to stay on as long as they need

growth hormone for instance is considered a steroid and can't be detected

it provides TONS of benefits if used properly, healing properties, mental clarity, lean mass building, fat loss, skin tightening and lots of other things... some people regrow hair they lost, white hair regains color, etc...

overall it improves the quality of life for people with low natural GH production (gh production starts to decline after around the age of 25) or provides an athelete with an undetectable competitive edge

these players have to do whatever it takes to stay on top, please the crowd and WIN. To think that morals will outweigh multimillion dollar salarys and sponsorship paychecks is silly

btw, a lot of the "hunks" in hollywood are on or have been on the sauce as well

stev0 · 03-18-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bopha

Steriods = cheating. Cheaters should not be heros or 'role' models. There are some places where the playing field should be level. My Grandpa was a Cardinals fan and understood the spirit of baseball. This would have really messed him up.

It wasn't considered cheating back then any more than having a coffee or cigarette before a game is considered cheating now.

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