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Juicy D. Links 03-18-2005 09:06 AM

Jose Canseco is MASSSSSIVE
 
Damn , Even in his suit man his muscles were huge.

I guess the "Juice" really does a body good :winkwink:

Young 03-18-2005 09:06 AM

big ball of water retention

Shooting_Manic 03-18-2005 09:07 AM

So is my cock, but they wont let me go on tv.... I wonder why?

:thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 03-18-2005 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic
So is my cock, but they wont let me go on tv.... I wonder why?

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

The Stickman 03-18-2005 09:12 AM

Jose Canseco is a MASSSSSIVE ASSHOLE!!!! :mad:


What an ass! He'll be lucky if someone doesn't knock him off by the end of the year. Selfish Prick! I hope his balls fall off :1orglaugh :mad:


He is huge though!

TDF 03-18-2005 09:14 AM

big mac didnt want to incriminate himself on the stand yesterday

GUNNER 03-18-2005 09:18 AM

he's a massive bitch maybe... trying to rat everyone out.

some pro athletes are juiced up.. NFL, MLB, etc. WHO CARES?
doesn't Congress have something more important to do?

wallst 03-18-2005 09:19 AM

i think jose is a major pussy. did you see him plea the 5th yesterday?

whats funny is see how brave he is to name names and point fingers about roid heads in his new book,,,but have enough mustard to say the same things under subpeona before congress,,,well, thats why hes such a joke

Young 03-18-2005 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wallst
i think jose is a major pussy. did you see him plea the 5th yesterday?

I don't know one person who wants to go to jail...not even non pussy's :2 cents:

KRL 03-18-2005 09:20 AM

the only thing massive about that greedy cock fuck that is snaking an entire sport for his own personal gain is he is as massive as a big fat rat.

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/rat/images/rat...ncer-color.jpg

sickkittens 03-18-2005 09:20 AM

Juicy, you need to take him to a stylist, though.

Bigwilly 03-18-2005 09:27 AM

you idiots are blameing jose canasco because other players made a choice to use roids?

Triple 6 03-18-2005 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
the only thing massive about that greedy cock fuck that is snaking an entire sport for his own personal gain is he is as massive as a big fat rat.

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/rat/images/rat...ncer-color.jpg



oh please.

Because of him things will hopefully change in MLB so they can better curb the real 'greedy fucks' who cant make it on their own and need to cheat.

The Stickman 03-18-2005 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigwilly
you idiots are blameing jose canasco because other players made a choice to use roids?

NO!

We are blaming him for ratting out friends. MLB is a fraternity (just like NFL, NHL, NBA, etc) and you don't tattle-tale on your friends or colleagues. WE ALL LEARNED THAT IN THE 2nd GRADE!

What he did was purley selfish -- all for money! :mad:

He deserves to have his balls cut off -- what's left of them!

KRL 03-18-2005 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple 6
oh please.

Because of him things will hopefully change in MLB so they can better curb the real 'greedy fucks' who cant make it on their own and need to cheat.

I'm sorry but I just don't get the problem everyone has with steroids. Maybe I don't know enough about them, but in my thinking its just like if someone was taking a massive load of vitamins. If they all were using steroids, then they were all on the same level playing field anyways, even if it is an illegal substance used in that fashion.

So stupid with all the problems in the world that they are even taking our tax dollars to have senate hearings. Who gives a shit.

KRL 03-18-2005 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Stickman
NO!

We are blaming him for ratting out friends. MLB is a fraternity (just like NFL, NHL, NBA, etc) and you don't tattle-tale on your friends or colleagues. WE ALL LEARNED THAT IN THE 2nd GRADE!

What he did was purley selfish -- all for money! :mad:

He deserves to have his balls cut off -- what's left of them!

Exactly!!! THe guy is selling out the players to make money off his tell all book.

sumphatpimp 03-18-2005 09:36 AM

with or without the "roids" baseball is still boring.
and no one gives a shit.

Rinaldo 03-18-2005 09:38 AM

It's to protect the integrity of the sport and the youth of america

galleryseek 03-18-2005 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
I'm sorry but I just don't get the problem everyone has with steroids. Maybe I don't know enough about them, but in my thinking its just like if someone was taking a massive load of vitamins. If they all were using steroids, then they were all on the same level playing field anyways, even if it is an illegal substance used in that fashion.

So stupid with all the problems in the world that they are even taking our tax dollars to have senate hearings. Who gives a shit.

the problem is is there are athletes who have a sense of values, regard for traditions, and care for their health. no matter what anyone says, steroids does your body more harm than good. in my opinion, and other athletes obviously agree with me, there is no sacrifice great enough to overlook those qualities (health, tradition, honor, etc...), even IF they might help you be a better player.

GUNNER 03-18-2005 09:44 AM

what I have a problem with is the massive amount of money spent to determine if there is steroid usage in MLB... kinda like spending millions to determine if male pornstars ever use Viagra.

The Stickman 03-18-2005 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp
with or without the "roids" baseball is still boring.
and no one gives a shit.

YOU'RE BORING!!!

If you have nothing constructive to say: SHUT UP! :action-sm



You have to understand baseball to like it!

gecko 03-18-2005 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Stickman
NO!

We are blaming him for ratting out friends. MLB is a fraternity (just like NFL, NHL, NBA, etc) and you don't tattle-tale on your friends or colleagues. WE ALL LEARNED THAT IN THE 2nd GRADE!

What he did was purley selfish -- all for money! :mad:

He deserves to have his balls cut off -- what's left of them!

Couldn't have said it, any better. :thumbsup

OG LennyT 03-18-2005 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Rinaldo
It's to protect the integrity of the sport and the youth of america

exactly what I was thinking plus

you ever think about the biggest picture? The fans pay for those roids. Yes, the fans pay for these guys pumping up with roids, breaking records, thus inflating their salaries into the atmosphere.

In the end the fans get fucked while Barry Bonds beats one of the most sacred records in sports, all by cheating and using steroids... think about that

:2 cents:

galleryseek 03-18-2005 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316
exactly what I was thinking plus

you ever think about the biggest picture? The fans pay for those roids. Yes, the fans pay for these guys pumping up with roids, breaking records, thus inflating their salaries into the atmosphere.

In the end the fans get fucked while Barry Bonds beats one of the most sacred records in sports, all by cheating and using steroids... think about that

:2 cents:

hah, the GFY crowd thinking about the big picture? or any picture which involves ideas in regards to integrity, values and tradition? yeah right.

beemk 03-18-2005 10:25 AM

they're supposed to be a role model for kids, besides that i dont care what they do to their bodies

xxxdesign-net 03-18-2005 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toodamnfli
big mac didnt want to incriminate himself on the stand yesterday


which only mean one thing.. he did it..

Sparks 03-18-2005 10:39 AM

All of those guys are huge! It looks to me like Mark McGuire has lost a lot of weight though. I assume he quit taking the juice after he retired.

ytcracker 03-18-2005 10:40 AM

hes old now

HpicAnn 03-18-2005 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
I don't know one person who wants to go to jail...not even non pussy's :2 cents:


that is true!!

EscortBiz 03-18-2005 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
big ball of water retention

he cycles gh and test how can use say hes all water, i mean if he uses drol still then yeah but i think hes pretty solid

OG LennyT 03-18-2005 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek
hah, the GFY crowd thinking about the big picture? or any picture which involves ideas in regards to integrity, values and tradition? yeah right.

haha... yeah, I forgot my target audience on that rant :1orglaugh

Gman.357 03-18-2005 12:06 PM

Lyle loved the 'roids!

http://www.allhardporn.com/lyle.jpg

Wiggles 03-18-2005 12:36 PM

someone post some pics of him with before and after shots.

DaddysGirl 03-18-2005 12:57 PM

who the hell cares about steriods, let MLB take care of it internally, having them come before congress is ridiculous...I can think of a few other issues that should be taking precedence over this in congress...save the drama for your mama!

Vitasoy 03-18-2005 02:35 PM

He may be big, but his balls are m&m's

axelcat 03-18-2005 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic
So is my cock, but they wont let me go on tv.... I wonder why?

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

nojob 03-18-2005 02:37 PM

yeah he is

Rich 03-18-2005 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GUNNER
he's a massive bitch maybe... trying to rat everyone out.

some pro athletes are juiced up.. NFL, MLB, etc. WHO CARES?
doesn't Congress have something more important to do?

They have to take our minds of the real things they should be investigating SOMEHOW. Prisoner torture, active CIA agent named to the press, Halliburton robbing the taxpayers blind, etc etc, these are major crimes that would require officials to be charged. Stop thinking and watch the circus.

Jayo 03-18-2005 03:01 PM

really, thats crazy.. is there any recent pics of him?

sweetME 03-18-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic
So is my cock, but they wont let me go on tv.... I wonder why?

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bopha 03-18-2005 03:05 PM

Steriods = cheating. Cheaters should not be heros or 'role' models. There are some places where the playing field should be level. My Grandpa was a Cardinals fan and understood the spirit of baseball. This would have really messed him up.



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Rich 03-18-2005 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bopha
Steriods = cheating. Cheaters should not be heros or 'role' models. There are some places where the playing field should be level. My Grandpa was a Cardinals fan and understood the spirit of baseball. This would have really messed him up.



http://www.allstarbabes.com/01.jpg

Best Southpark ever. I lost it when he started beating his girlfriend mercilessly with his crutches. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tical 03-18-2005 03:21 PM

Sorry but the majority of professional and olympic atheletes ALL use steroids

Pleasurepays 03-18-2005 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bopha
Steriods = cheating. Cheaters should not be heros or 'role' models. There are some places where the playing field should be level. My Grandpa was a Cardinals fan and understood the spirit of baseball. This would have really messed him up.

http://www.allstarbabes.com/01.jpg


I think traditional sports are increasingly boring and that trend will always continue as more extreme sports and more entertaining sports come into existence.

if they allowed steroids and performance enhancing drugs in the Olympics, maybe some of that shit would be worth watching. i would even watch curling if they were huge, unnatural looking and could hit each other with the brooms or something. ... then bodybuilding would also be an Olympic sport.

:2 cents:

Rich 03-18-2005 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical
Sorry but the majority of professional and olympic atheletes ALL use steroids

I seriously doubt that's true, but either way, it's fucked up. Steriods are for loosers who can't make it on their own.

Thankfully there will always be individuals who can dominate without cheating. Real role models.

http://nhl.speedera.net/photos/g/gretzky_edm_tall.jpg

http://www.sptimes.com/News/webspeci...ael-Jordan.jpg

Honez 03-18-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Stickman
Jose Canseco is a MASSSSSIVE ASSHOLE!!!! :mad:


What an ass! He'll be lucky if someone doesn't knock him off by the end of the year. Selfish Prick! I hope his balls fall off :1orglaugh :mad:


He is huge though!

Why don't you tell us how you really feel? :1orglaugh

MandyBlake 03-18-2005 03:35 PM

also people don't seem to realize that taking steroids doesn't make you bigger or stronger.
taking steroids makes you hurt less when you work out so you can push yourself more.
they don't realize that you still have to work super hard.

stev0 03-18-2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigwilly
you idiots are blameing jose canasco because other players made a choice to use roids?

Cansaco should have kept his trap shut

tical 03-18-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
I seriously doubt that's true, but either way, it's fucked up. Steriods are for loosers who can't make it on their own.

Thankfully there will always be individuals who can dominate without cheating. Real role models.

http://nhl.speedera.net/photos/g/gretzky_edm_tall.jpg

http://www.sptimes.com/News/webspeci...ael-Jordan.jpg

there are some, SOME that don't use but its true that the majority of players use some type of enhancement drugs, whether it be common steroids used correctly and discontinued prior to testing or designer steroids that can't be detected during common screening allowing users to stay on as long as they need

growth hormone for instance is considered a steroid and can't be detected

it provides TONS of benefits if used properly, healing properties, mental clarity, lean mass building, fat loss, skin tightening and lots of other things... some people regrow hair they lost, white hair regains color, etc...

overall it improves the quality of life for people with low natural GH production (gh production starts to decline after around the age of 25) or provides an athelete with an undetectable competitive edge

these players have to do whatever it takes to stay on top, please the crowd and WIN. To think that morals will outweigh multimillion dollar salarys and sponsorship paychecks is silly

btw, a lot of the "hunks" in hollywood are on or have been on the sauce as well

stev0 03-18-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bopha
Steriods = cheating. Cheaters should not be heros or 'role' models. There are some places where the playing field should be level. My Grandpa was a Cardinals fan and understood the spirit of baseball. This would have really messed him up.



http://www.allstarbabes.com/01.jpg

It wasn't considered cheating back then any more than having a coffee or cigarette before a game is considered cheating now.


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