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Old 06-24-2005, 08:06 PM   #1
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If you go to jail for 2257, do you go to the nice jail or the mean jail?

Do yo go to the martha stewart kind of jail where they cook and sing songs and shit, or do you go to the Tony montana kind of scary jail like in scarface?
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Old 06-24-2005, 08:07 PM   #2
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you dont know the answer? LOL
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Old 06-24-2005, 08:09 PM   #3
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Probably the one where they not only dont lube you up, they fill you up with sand.
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Old 06-24-2005, 08:13 PM   #4
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Old 06-24-2005, 08:15 PM   #5
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you go to Federal "pound me in the ass" prison.
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Old 06-24-2005, 08:20 PM   #6
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:58 PM   #7
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sperminator you beat me to it
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:59 PM   #8
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:59 PM   #9
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no record I think you would go to minium security
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:00 PM   #10
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:01 PM   #11
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That was gonna be my response
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:01 PM   #12
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It's a federal charge so you'll be housed with a better class of criminal than a state penitentiary.
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:01 PM   #13
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would they really send someone to a minimum security prison for 9 years?
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:03 PM   #14
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:38 PM   #15
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:38 PM   #16
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Old 06-25-2005, 12:14 AM   #17
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You head off for cuba and Guantanamo...
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Old 06-25-2005, 12:20 AM   #18
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are cuban chicks hot?
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Old 06-25-2005, 12:32 AM   #19
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Old 06-25-2005, 12:33 AM   #20
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no record I think you would go to minium security
even if you are a child pornographer?
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Old 06-25-2005, 01:25 AM   #21
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You go to federal prison. It is a federal violation, and has nothing to do with state.
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Old 06-25-2005, 01:52 AM   #22
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They would probably make you register as a child molester after you get out.

All because you didn't have your 2257 papers for Dave Cummings in alphabetical order.
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Old 06-25-2005, 01:53 AM   #23
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You get less time for man slaughter
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:03 AM   #24
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Even though I sell mature women solo. The youngest woman I sell is I think 40, lol.
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:13 AM   #25
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you'd pretty much be at the bottom of the food chain, after snitches if you went to jail for that...
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:17 AM   #26
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:50 AM   #27
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The trick is to beat someones ass the first day, or become someones bitch.
Quoted for truth.

Edit: All you gotta do is convince everyone you're one crazy mother fucker. Someone says something to you, get really offended and right in their face, beat them down if neccesary. Then take a swing at a guard. RESPECT.
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:37 AM   #28
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coming from a canuck. hahahahaah
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:39 AM   #29
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:42 AM   #30
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you going to be chilling in jail with enron ceos
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:53 AM   #31
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:57 AM   #33
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I'm just going to go in the shower and find the man with the smallest dick and be his bitch and remember it's only gay if you push back...

interesting point of view
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Old 06-25-2005, 04:03 AM   #34
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