Who here dont like fake cocks?? - GoFuckYourself.com

painintheass · 03-14-2005, 10:27 AM

I use to like any cocks, fake, real. But now fake ones does nothing for me. I guess i got tired of watching the same fake ones over and over again. Any one elce not like fake cocks??? Do you turn down boys with fake cocks?

I say keep it real and natural, its 100 times better. In North america there are so many fucking fake ones that you think its the norm.

Ok, lets say you got a Dick in bed, i learned how to tell them apart.

Look for the following:
1. When lying on your back, the cock spreads your vaginal lips too far apart
2. When you touch a real cock it have a soft, subtle curve between the testicles. Fakies have a sudden big ass gap.
3. Real cocks bend a little, fake ones do not.
4. Fake ones are really high on a man's hips
5. Fake ones often have a 'hard' look, explains no bending.

anything i missed?

By the way, boys with fake cocks are easier to get in bed. Real ones are much harder. I think they have high standards

Susan F · 03-14-2005, 10:30 AM

OMG, Too funny!

MandyBlake · 03-14-2005, 10:46 AM

what in the hell are you talking about?

Manowar · 03-14-2005, 10:48 AM

mufas · 03-14-2005, 10:50 AM

Sarah_Jayne · 03-14-2005, 10:51 AM

*puff* *puff* *pass*

xlogger · 03-14-2005, 11:01 AM

wow - did you mean to copy my thread? Fake COCK rule btw. I have one and love it!!

HoneLynn · 03-14-2005, 11:04 AM

Who cares as long as they get the job done

CDSmith · 03-14-2005, 11:05 AM

I had a strapon gallery submitted to one of my tgp's the other day and the fake cock had a condom on it.

What's up with that?

painintheass · 03-14-2005, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

wow - did you mean to copy my thread? Fake COCK rule btw. I have one and love it!!

So I take it that you don't find that it tends to rub the back of your throat raw?

tranza · 03-14-2005, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

what in the hell are you talking about?

I would like to know also...

Sarah_Jayne · 03-14-2005, 11:19 AM

and frankly, I have wet dreams about strapons but that is just me, I am sure.

markyman · 03-14-2005, 11:28 AM

Violetta · 03-14-2005, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I had a strapon gallery submitted to one of my tgp's the other day and the fake cock had a condom on it.

What's up with that?

hehe... Its a freaky world we live in

What is a fake cock anyway? I didnt understand this thread!

fl_prn_str · 03-14-2005, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markyman

SinisterStudios · 03-14-2005, 12:22 PM

Please Please tell me where you get your drugs, you must get some good shit

xlogger · 03-14-2005, 12:23 PM

i have a 20' cock. 10' i implanted and its fake!

fl_prn_str · 03-14-2005, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterStudios

Please Please tell me where you get your drugs, you must get some good shit

flashfire · 03-14-2005, 03:07 PM

whatever you say

loverboy · 03-14-2005, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markyman

Nightraven · 03-14-2005, 03:17 PM

A strap on with a condom???

WTF? is that called extreme protection?

painintheass · 03-14-2005, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

what in the hell are you talking about?

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=443704

x

TheDoc · 03-14-2005, 04:58 PM

For some reason this picture seems relevant to the post.

ssp · 03-14-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

For some reason this picture seems relevant to the post.

Stop posting my dick.

Rorschach · 03-14-2005, 05:03 PM

i wish i had a black monster like that

Salie · 03-15-2005, 06:30 AM

nothing beats the real thing.

Homer · 03-15-2005, 06:47 AM

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