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painintheass 03-14-2005 10:27 AM

Who here dont like fake cocks??
 
I use to like any cocks, fake, real. But now fake ones does nothing for me. I guess i got tired of watching the same fake ones over and over again. Any one elce not like fake cocks??? Do you turn down boys with fake cocks?

I say keep it real and natural, its 100 times better. In North america there are so many fucking fake ones that you think its the norm.

Ok, lets say you got a Dick in bed, i learned how to tell them apart.


Look for the following:
1. When lying on your back, the cock spreads your vaginal lips too far apart
2. When you touch a real cock it have a soft, subtle curve between the testicles. Fakies have a sudden big ass gap.
3. Real cocks bend a little, fake ones do not.
4. Fake ones are really high on a man's hips
5. Fake ones often have a 'hard' look, explains no bending.

anything i missed?

By the way, boys with fake cocks are easier to get in bed. Real ones are much harder. I think they have high standards

Susan F 03-14-2005 10:30 AM

OMG, Too funny!

MandyBlake 03-14-2005 10:46 AM

what in the hell are you talking about?

Manowar 03-14-2005 10:48 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mufas 03-14-2005 10:50 AM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 03-14-2005 10:51 AM

*puff* *puff* *pass*

xlogger 03-14-2005 11:01 AM

wow - did you mean to copy my thread? Fake COCK rule btw. I have one and love it!!

HoneLynn 03-14-2005 11:04 AM

Who cares as long as they get the job done :thumbsup
:1orglaugh

CDSmith 03-14-2005 11:05 AM

I had a strapon gallery submitted to one of my tgp's the other day and the fake cock had a condom on it.

What's up with that?

painintheass 03-14-2005 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
wow - did you mean to copy my thread? Fake COCK rule btw. I have one and love it!!

So I take it that you don't find that it tends to rub the back of your throat raw?

tranza 03-14-2005 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
what in the hell are you talking about?

I would like to know also...

Sarah_Jayne 03-14-2005 11:19 AM

and frankly, I have wet dreams about strapons but that is just me, I am sure.

markyman 03-14-2005 11:28 AM

http://pics.awstuff.com/forumpics/WTF006.jpg

Violetta 03-14-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
I had a strapon gallery submitted to one of my tgp's the other day and the fake cock had a condom on it.

What's up with that?

hehe... Its a freaky world we live in


What is a fake cock anyway? I didnt understand this thread!

fl_prn_str 03-14-2005 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markyman


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SinisterStudios 03-14-2005 12:22 PM

Please Please tell me where you get your drugs, you must get some good shit

xlogger 03-14-2005 12:23 PM

i have a 20' cock. 10' i implanted and its fake! :disgust

fl_prn_str 03-14-2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterStudios
Please Please tell me where you get your drugs, you must get some good shit


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

flashfire 03-14-2005 03:07 PM

whatever you say

loverboy 03-14-2005 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markyman

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nightraven 03-14-2005 03:17 PM

A strap on with a condom???

WTF? is that called extreme protection? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

painintheass 03-14-2005 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
what in the hell are you talking about?


http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=443704

x

TheDoc 03-14-2005 04:58 PM

For some reason this picture seems relevant to the post.

http://www.danatas.com/imgs/bigdick.jpg

ssp 03-14-2005 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc
For some reason this picture seems relevant to the post.

http://www.danatas.com/imgs/bigdick.jpg

Stop posting my dick. :mad:

Rorschach 03-14-2005 05:03 PM

i wish i had a black monster like that

Salie 03-15-2005 06:30 AM

nothing beats the real thing.

Homer 03-15-2005 06:47 AM

lol :1orglaugh


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