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Exxxotica · 12-18-2001, 01:25 AM

most people have a fascination wth the toilet seat and try to cover it with TP or the
toilet seat covers. the seat is not the real problem. the real problem is all the
diseases growing inside the toilet bowel and the water they infect. this becomes
dangerous when you start dropping bombs and get the resulting splashback from
the toilet water going onto you ass or anal oriface.
you do not know what the person before you did in that toilet. did he use it to jack
off? did he have bloody shit? infectious diarrhea? all that disease is still there after
you flush!
what i like to do is carry a vial of clorox and empty its contents in the toilet to kill the
germs. Does anyone out there have any additional tips? I have also found my squat
routine in the weightroom is paying dividends in the public restrooms; it allows me to
sit over the seat without making contact and lets me rise quick enough to avoid
splashback.

Nedder · 12-18-2001, 01:28 AM

Wow I thought I was the only loser who did that! Eggsellent!

Personally I take any opportunity to fill my anus full of bleach, but that's just me, I have self loathing problems.

Nz

RedShoe · 12-18-2001, 01:35 AM

Just flush a few times before you use it, and it's clean enough to drink out of.

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RedShoe · 12-18-2001, 01:40 AM

Wasn't it boneprone that once spoke of butt juice? Going thru all the layers of TP, that's why we wash after.

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Exxxotica · 12-18-2001, 01:41 AM

LOL

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boneprone · 12-18-2001, 01:50 AM

I NEVER EVER USE THE PUBLIC STALLS TO PISS!

THE SPLASH BACK OF PISS ON MY HANDS AND DICK FREAKS ME OUT!!

SO I ALWAYS USE THE REGUALR TOILET!

I think Dan got herpies from the splash back of the stalls..

The toliets used for shitting are safer to piss in. Less splash back.

But never ever sit on a public one to shit.

The splash back goes in your anus, and you can get any disase the person before you had.

I know this.

I have a Masters In Public Health, so if anyone knows this shit I do.

And thats the bottom line cause boneprone said so.

Slick · 12-18-2001, 06:43 AM

Ha ha ha, that's funny. I NEVER sit my ass on a public restroom toilet. I do the squat over routine because like you say, you never know.

Since we're on this subject, I have a question. Why do people flush the urinal BEFORE they piss, then while it's flushing, they piss in it. That'd bug the hell outta me. Does it cut down on splashback or something ?

DarkJedi · 12-18-2001, 07:16 AM

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Since we're on this subject, I have a question. Why do people flush the urinal BEFORE they piss, then while it's flushing, they piss in it.

LOL, I thought I was the only looser doing that

I do it because I like to watch my piss get carried away in the flush - kinda like a thunderstorm..Wooooshshshshs !! LOL

Keev · 12-18-2001, 08:07 AM

Boneprone are you having performance issues... Theres nothing to be shy about lil man... Its ok we were all there once..

pornjacker · 12-18-2001, 08:28 AM

This is international problem but can easily be solved.
First take short length of toilet paper and fold into rectangular strip.
Then float your paper raft on the water in the toilet and you will be safe from hazardous splash backs.
This method may result in severe blockage but that is the problem of next surfer to use toilet you must put your on safety before that of a stranger in order to survive.

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DarkJedi · 12-18-2001, 08:49 AM

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Then float your paper raft on the water in the toilet and you will be safe from hazardous splash backs

Thats a great tactic - i've been following it for like 2 years now. I even wanted to patent it but then realized I wasn't the only one employing it

FreeNetPass Steve · 12-18-2001, 09:34 AM

<quote>what i like to do is carry a vial of clorox and empty its contents in the toilet to kill the germs. </quote>

That's pure craziness! Good idea, but craziness!

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Star · 12-18-2001, 10:48 AM

Just don't leave the house and you won't have a public restroom prob lol

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Nedder · 12-18-2001, 11:48 AM

Ok, boneprone claims to hold an MA in Public Health, but I hold an M.S. In Psychology so I will translate this madness for you:

Symptom #1)Why do people flush the urinal BEFORE they piss, then while it's flushing, they piss in it?

Disorder: Shy Bladder syndrome, they feel uncomfortable letting others hear their stream.

Symptom#2)I NEVER EVER USE THE PUBLIC STALLS TO PISS...SO I ALWAYS USE THE REGUALR TOILET!

Disorder: Small Dick Syndrome, too ashamed to have others see all 2 inches of manhood, so pisses in the stall to avoid embarassment.

If anybody would like some more of my expertise, please inquire.

Nz

DarkJedi · 12-18-2001, 11:53 AM

LOL ! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

fantasyc · 12-18-2001, 11:53 AM

Ew! I squat and try not to think anout it

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pornJester · 12-18-2001, 11:54 AM

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This method may result in severe blockage but that is the problem of next surfer to use toilet you must put your on safety before that of a stranger in order to survive.

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lol... now people who use public restrooms are surfers... someone's been workin on websites too long!

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masiven · 12-18-2001, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nedder:
Ok, boneprone claims to hold an MA in Public Health, but I hold an M.S. In Psychology so I will translate this madness for you:

Symptom #1)Why do people flush the urinal BEFORE they piss, then while it's flushing, they piss in it?

Disorder: Shy Bladder syndrome, they feel uncomfortable letting others hear their stream.

Symptom#2)I NEVER EVER USE THE PUBLIC STALLS TO PISS...SO I ALWAYS USE THE REGUALR TOILET!

Disorder: Small Dick Syndrome, too ashamed to have others see all 2 inches of manhood, so pisses in the stall to avoid embarassment.

If anybody would like some more of my expertise, please inquire.

Nz

Nedder, you hit the issue between the eyes, man. Good job.
LOL

[Labret] · 12-18-2001, 05:16 PM

Piss and shit in public restrooms? HA! You fucking simpletons, I avoid it altogether.

May I present you with a drinkers dream come true

And guess who that is modeling it?

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 12-18-2001).]

boneprone · 12-18-2001, 05:19 PM

Yo.
Its a MS in Public Health, not a fucking MA.

Get it right.

kittykat69 · 12-18-2001, 08:37 PM

I stand on the toilet then squat with my fet still on the seat ala asian style - that way my ass is still a good foot and a half away from the seat!!

The thing that sucks most about being a chick is they don't give us urinals - we can use em! don't think we can't !
Men just liek to think that they are superior coz they can stand and piss - but chicks can do it too - we just can't go for distance so much !

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GTS Mark · 12-18-2001, 08:39 PM

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Speedy26 · 12-18-2001, 09:04 PM

This splashback from the toilet water going onto you ass or anal oriface that you guys are talking about, wouldn't you get more splash using the squat over routine because the poop has built up more speed by the time it hits the water?

Nyght · 12-18-2001, 09:53 PM

Here is an educational link for all the ladies. http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

Nedder · 12-19-2001, 01:59 AM

Sorry Boneprone, if you've got an MS then you are ok in my book.

Nz

wizardmerlin · 12-19-2001, 02:10 AM

A great way to avoid the splash back is take a couple lengths of toilet paper and let them fall flat into the target area. When your shit hits, it is like a stunt man hitting a big bag of air! No splash!

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drumsicle · 12-19-2001, 02:26 AM

Man, this thread has really got me rethinking my habit of drinking from public toilets. I never thought about it, but I guess I could get sick from it.

But you know, smoking could make one sick and I haven't quit doing that. Yeah, I feel better now. The thought of giving up a much loved habit really had me anxious there.

Aussie Rebel · 12-19-2001, 02:28 AM

by the name of the thread I thought it was about pornsuite, sorry my mistake

kittykat69 · 12-19-2001, 02:48 AM

Nyght - thanks for the link - i'll have to pass it onto all my girlfriends
The only trouble i find is when you try to paa standing up if you have pants on - you really need to be wearing a skirt so that you can get your legs apart wider and angke your self more towards the urinal!

I am totally shamelesss - if I get to a female toilet and there's a line up of 50 women and noone in the men's - i'll go use the mens - I've never had any complaints - in fact i think most guys enjoy the show!

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12-18-2001, 01:25 AM	#1
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Toilet Bowl Bacteria most people have a fascination wth the toilet seat and try to cover it with TP or the toilet seat covers. the seat is not the real problem. the real problem is all the diseases growing inside the toilet bowel and the water they infect. this becomes dangerous when you start dropping bombs and get the resulting splashback from the toilet water going onto you ass or anal oriface. you do not know what the person before you did in that toilet. did he use it to jack off? did he have bloody shit? infectious diarrhea? all that disease is still there after you flush! what i like to do is carry a vial of clorox and empty its contents in the toilet to kill the germs. Does anyone out there have any additional tips? I have also found my squat routine in the weightroom is paying dividends in the public restrooms; it allows me to sit over the seat without making contact and lets me rise quick enough to avoid splashback.

12-18-2001, 01:28 AM	#2
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	Wow I thought I was the only loser who did that! Eggsellent! Personally I take any opportunity to fill my anus full of bleach, but that's just me, I have self loathing problems. Nz

12-18-2001, 01:35 AM	#3
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12-18-2001, 01:41 AM	#5
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	LOL Ask Bone about... <font size="5">"Explosive Ranger"</font>

12-18-2001, 01:50 AM	#6
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I NEVER EVER USE THE PUBLIC STALLS TO PISS! THE SPLASH BACK OF PISS ON MY HANDS AND DICK FREAKS ME OUT!! SO I ALWAYS USE THE REGUALR TOILET! I think Dan got herpies from the splash back of the stalls.. The toliets used for shitting are safer to piss in. Less splash back. But never ever sit on a public one to shit. The splash back goes in your anus, and you can get any disase the person before you had. I know this. I have a Masters In Public Health, so if anyone knows this shit I do. And thats the bottom line cause boneprone said so.

12-18-2001, 06:43 AM	#7
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Ha ha ha, that's funny. I NEVER sit my ass on a public restroom toilet. I do the squat over routine because like you say, you never know. Since we're on this subject, I have a question. Why do people flush the urinal BEFORE they piss, then while it's flushing, they piss in it. That'd bug the hell outta me. Does it cut down on splashback or something ?

12-18-2001, 08:07 AM	#9
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Boneprone are you having performance issues... Theres nothing to be shy about lil man... Its ok we were all there once..

12-18-2001, 08:28 AM	#10
pornjacker Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: UK Posts: 140	This is international problem but can easily be solved. First take short length of toilet paper and fold into rectangular strip. Then float your paper raft on the water in the toilet and you will be safe from hazardous splash backs. This method may result in severe blockage but that is the problem of next surfer to use toilet you must put your on safety before that of a stranger in order to survive. ------------------ All your hits belong to me.

12-18-2001, 09:34 AM	#12
FreeNetPass Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: A van down by the river Posts: 442	<quote>what i like to do is carry a vial of clorox and empty its contents in the toilet to kill the germs. </quote> That's pure craziness! Good idea, but craziness! ------------------ FreeNetPass Steve Protecting your site with FreeNetPass is like eating Fruity Pebbles naked in the afternoon... except we pay you $15

12-18-2001, 10:48 AM	#13
Star Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 74	Just don't leave the house and you won't have a public restroom prob lol -------------- Extreme Green V3 Is Here!

12-18-2001, 11:48 AM	#14
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	Ok, boneprone claims to hold an MA in Public Health, but I hold an M.S. In Psychology so I will translate this madness for you: Symptom #1)Why do people flush the urinal BEFORE they piss, then while it's flushing, they piss in it? Disorder: Shy Bladder syndrome, they feel uncomfortable letting others hear their stream. Symptom#2)I NEVER EVER USE THE PUBLIC STALLS TO PISS...SO I ALWAYS USE THE REGUALR TOILET! Disorder: Small Dick Syndrome, too ashamed to have others see all 2 inches of manhood, so pisses in the stall to avoid embarassment. If anybody would like some more of my expertise, please inquire. Nz

12-18-2001, 11:53 AM	#15
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	LOL ! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Piss and shit in public restrooms? HA! You fucking simpletons, I avoid it altogether. May I present you with a drinkers dream come true And guess who that is modeling it? [This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 12-18-2001).]

12-18-2001, 05:19 PM	#20
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Yo. Its a MS in Public Health, not a fucking MA. Get it right.

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Speedy26 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: MI Posts: 950	This splashback from the toilet water going onto you ass or anal oriface that you guys are talking about, wouldn't you get more splash using the squat over routine because the poop has built up more speed by the time it hits the water?

12-18-2001, 09:53 PM	#24
Nyght Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 438	Here is an educational link for all the ladies. http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

12-19-2001, 01:59 AM	#25
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	Sorry Boneprone, if you've got an MS then you are ok in my book. Nz

12-19-2001, 02:10 AM	#26
wizardmerlin Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Porncity Sewers Posts: 418	A great way to avoid the splash back is take a couple lengths of toilet paper and let them fall flat into the target area. When your shit hits, it is like a stunt man hitting a big bag of air! No splash! ------------------ Eraser Ca$h Surfer Cover there tracks and you get $35 per sale!! Tons of free content, get paid every week, url tracking

12-19-2001, 02:26 AM	#27
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	Man, this thread has really got me rethinking my habit of drinking from public toilets. I never thought about it, but I guess I could get sick from it. But you know, smoking could make one sick and I haven't quit doing that. Yeah, I feel better now. The thought of giving up a much loved habit really had me anxious there.

12-19-2001, 02:28 AM	#28
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	by the name of the thread I thought it was about pornsuite, sorry my mistake