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Toilet Bowl Bacteria
most people have a fascination wth the toilet seat and try to cover it with TP or the
toilet seat covers. the seat is not the real problem. the real problem is all the diseases growing inside the toilet bowel and the water they infect. this becomes dangerous when you start dropping bombs and get the resulting splashback from the toilet water going onto you ass or anal oriface. you do not know what the person before you did in that toilet. did he use it to jack off? did he have bloody shit? infectious diarrhea? all that disease is still there after you flush! what i like to do is carry a vial of clorox and empty its contents in the toilet to kill the germs. Does anyone out there have any additional tips? I have also found my squat routine in the weightroom is paying dividends in the public restrooms; it allows me to sit over the seat without making contact and lets me rise quick enough to avoid splashback. |
Wow I thought I was the only loser who did that! Eggsellent!
Personally I take any opportunity to fill my anus full of bleach, but that's just me, I have self loathing problems. Nz |
Just flush a few times before you use it, and it's clean enough to drink out of.
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Wasn't it boneprone that once spoke of butt juice? Going thru all the layers of TP, that's why we wash after.
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I NEVER EVER USE THE PUBLIC STALLS TO PISS!
THE SPLASH BACK OF PISS ON MY HANDS AND DICK FREAKS ME OUT!! SO I ALWAYS USE THE REGUALR TOILET! I think Dan got herpies from the splash back of the stalls.. The toliets used for shitting are safer to piss in. Less splash back. But never ever sit on a public one to shit. The splash back goes in your anus, and you can get any disase the person before you had. I know this. I have a Masters In Public Health, so if anyone knows this shit I do. And thats the bottom line cause boneprone said so. |
Ha ha ha, that's funny. I NEVER sit my ass on a public restroom toilet. I do the squat over routine because like you say, you never know.
Since we're on this subject, I have a question. Why do people flush the urinal BEFORE they piss, then while it's flushing, they piss in it. That'd bug the hell outta me. Does it cut down on splashback or something ? |
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This is international problem but can easily be solved.
First take short length of toilet paper and fold into rectangular strip. Then float your paper raft on the water in the toilet and you will be safe from hazardous splash backs. This method may result in severe blockage but that is the problem of next surfer to use toilet you must put your on safety before that of a stranger in order to survive. ------------------ All your hits belong to me. |
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<quote>what i like to do is carry a vial of clorox and empty its contents in the toilet to kill the germs. </quote>
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Just don't leave the house and you won't have a public restroom prob lol http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
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Ok, boneprone claims to hold an MA in Public Health, but I hold an M.S. In Psychology so I will translate this madness for you:
Symptom #1)Why do people flush the urinal BEFORE they piss, then while it's flushing, they piss in it? Disorder: Shy Bladder syndrome, they feel uncomfortable letting others hear their stream. Symptom#2)I NEVER EVER USE THE PUBLIC STALLS TO PISS...SO I ALWAYS USE THE REGUALR TOILET! Disorder: Small Dick Syndrome, too ashamed to have others see all 2 inches of manhood, so pisses in the stall to avoid embarassment. If anybody would like some more of my expertise, please inquire. Nz |
LOL ! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
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Ew! I squat and try not to think anout it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif
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Nedder, you hit the issue between the eyes, man. Good job. LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif |
Piss and shit in public restrooms? HA! You fucking simpletons, I avoid it altogether.
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Yo.
Its a MS in Public Health, not a fucking MA. Get it right. |
I stand on the toilet then squat with my fet still on the seat ala asian style - that way my ass is still a good foot and a half away from the seat!!
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Is this what you're worried about when you sit down on the crapper??
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This splashback from the toilet water going onto you ass or anal oriface that you guys are talking about, wouldn't you get more splash using the squat over routine because the poop has built up more speed by the time it hits the water?
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Here is an educational link for all the ladies. http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
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Sorry Boneprone, if you've got an MS then you are ok in my book.
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A great way to avoid the splash back is take a couple lengths of toilet paper and let them fall flat into the target area. When your shit hits, it is like a stunt man hitting a big bag of air! No splash!
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Man, this thread has really got me rethinking my habit of drinking from public toilets. I never thought about it, but I guess I could get sick from it.
But you know, smoking could make one sick and I haven't quit doing that. Yeah, I feel better now. The thought of giving up a much loved habit really had me anxious there. |
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The only trouble i find is when you try to paa standing up if you have pants on - you really need to be wearing a skirt so that you can get your legs apart wider and angke your self more towards the urinal! I am totally shamelesss - if I get to a female toilet and there's a line up of 50 women and noone in the men's - i'll go use the mens - I've never had any complaints - in fact i think most guys enjoy the show! <a href="http://www.sexcontents.com">Sexcontents - Total Content Solutions</a> <a href="http://www.dirtydollar.com">http://www.sexcontents.com/dd.gif</a> |
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