Exxxotica

most people have a fascination wth the toilet seat and try to cover it with TP or the
toilet seat covers. the seat is not the real problem. the real problem is all the
diseases growing inside the toilet bowel and the water they infect. this becomes
dangerous when you start dropping bombs and get the resulting splashback from
the toilet water going onto you ass or anal oriface.
you do not know what the person before you did in that toilet. did he use it to jack
off? did he have bloody shit? infectious diarrhea? all that disease is still there after
you flush!
what i like to do is carry a vial of clorox and empty its contents in the toilet to kill the
germs. Does anyone out there have any additional tips? I have also found my squat
routine in the weightroom is paying dividends in the public restrooms; it allows me to
sit over the seat without making contact and lets me rise quick enough to avoid
splashback.