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painintheass · 03-13-2005, 07:25 AM

Every pornographer's dream is to retire.
Not going to happen for me but I have a plan for a working retirement.....

1. I need to find some place with young girls. Lots of 'em!
2.They are really cheap... I mean like $10 usd to film them fucking
3. No prostitution laws. Mybe a place that promotes it to help their economy
4. Low cost of living. I want to rent a 5,000 square foot house for less then 100 usd. a month. (110 usd with a good looking pool boy)

Any suggestions?

tungsten · 03-13-2005, 07:26 AM

bump, interesting

iggysick · 03-13-2005, 07:27 AM

philipines?

Manowar · 03-13-2005, 07:28 AM

East Asia

polish_aristocrat · 03-13-2005, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by painintheass

I want to rent a 5,000 square foot house for less then 100 usd. a month. (110 usd with a good looking pool boy)

Any suggestions?

I am good looking, how can I help you?

Wolfy · 03-13-2005, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I am good looking, how can I help you?

GOATSE strikes again!!!

Wolfy · 03-13-2005, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I am good looking, how can I help you?

More is better than less (sorry to contribute to the demise of your thread, painintheass... :D)

Manowar · 03-13-2005, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I am good looking, how can I help you?

Dugmor · 03-13-2005, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by iggysick

philipines?

Porn is very illegal to produce !

Sosa · 03-13-2005, 08:22 AM

haha you cheap ass

dij · 03-13-2005, 08:29 AM

when you find out about a place like that, lemme know

BVF · 03-13-2005, 08:36 AM

Nigeria....I was renting a beach house for ONE US DOLLAR A DAY....Girls cost between 5-12 dollars.

However, if you're white you'll have problems. Believe me.

Fake Nick · 03-13-2005, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Nigeria....I was renting a beach house for ONE US DOLLAR A DAY....Girls cost between 5-12 dollars.

However, if you're white you'll have problems. Believe me.

not true ,

you will have problems if you are not a native to the country and have money

they dont care about color, only about money

tranza · 03-13-2005, 08:56 AM

Idiots like you get robbed and killed here in Brazil.... You should pay us a visit!

iggysick · 03-13-2005, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dugmor

Porn is very illegal to produce !

yeah but I think you can buy a police station or two for like a 100$

painintheass · 03-13-2005, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Idiots like you get robbed and killed here in Brazil.... You should pay us a visit!

Well the robbing and killing thing doesn't really turn me on.... unless I'm prepared to make a video called... "When Brazillians attack" Although this will without a doubt make more money then any porn vid.

But I like to film fucking so I'll pass on Brazil for these reasons.

1. Not very keen on having to get a note from the doctor to certify someone genetic gender.

2. Not very keen on being able to get HIV test from some guy standing on the street corner.

3. Not very keen about having to see hippies at the airport trying to get me to help save the rainforest by hugging some trees. (Noble idea and pursuit but I'm a pornographer... enlist the help from some neo-enviromentalist or Sheryl Crowe.)

painintheass · 03-13-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I am good looking, how can I help you?

Dude,
I thought the gapping gay butt was cool.....But I didn't comment because I saw it before... A long time ago.

But NOT COOL to post a photo of some kid on this board. (He looks under 18) He can be the biggest nerd in the world.... but still not cool on a forum like this one.

Unless you have a release and ID on him showing otherwise.

Adult Site Traffic · 03-13-2005, 10:20 AM

I think you can find a place in dreamland right across the candy river.

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Adult Site Traffic · 03-13-2005, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by painintheass

But NOT COOL to post a photo of some kid on this board. (He looks under 18)

OWN3D

edit: The pic keeps changing, but I doubt it's so much of an infraction ..

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Techie Media · 03-13-2005, 10:29 AM

Panama would be a place to look into

Kristian · 03-13-2005, 10:30 AM

The united states.

polish_aristocrat · 03-13-2005, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Site Traffic

edit: The pic keeps changing

lol, i seriously didnt know it keeps changing, i was even wondering what ppl are talking about

escorpio · 03-13-2005, 10:35 AM

I was going to suggest mexico when I saw the title of your thread but reading over your criteria you're too cheap for even Mexico. You're going to end up in a serious Third World shithole if you stick to those requirements.

SaintElGrouch · 03-13-2005, 10:37 AM

Everytime I see that picture I wanna rip my eyes out, and here we've got 25 people quoting it in this thread.

Adult Site Traffic · 03-13-2005, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I was going to suggest mexico when I saw the title of your thread but reading over your criteria you're too cheap for even Mexico. You're going to end up in a serious Third World shithole if you stick to those requirements.

I agree

Keep him out of Mexico at least

Adult Site Traffic · 03-13-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

lol, i seriously didnt know it keeps changing, i was even wondering what ppl are talking about

Slick

I could do it with .php and force it to the thread page. Is that how you're doing it ?

Mike Semen · 03-13-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Fake Nick

not true ,

you will have problems if you are not a native to the country and have money

they dont care about color, only about money

I disagree. You get more probs in Nigeria if you are white. Odds of you getting out of that hellhole decrease significantly if you're white.

Logic being that if you're white you have more £££.

d00t · 03-13-2005, 10:56 AM

mexico.... all the joys of USA (bribery, scams, blackmail, terror)

loads of cheap whores, every law u can bribe your way out of....

perfect?

BVF · 03-13-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Fake Nick

not true ,

you will have problems if you are not a native to the country and have money

they dont care about color, only about money

Really? have you been there?

hershie · 03-13-2005, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Really? have you been there?

Here is Lonely Planet's take on things:

From religious tensions in the north with the spread of Sharia law, to border conflict in the southeast with Cameroon as well as violent crime throughout the south, travellers need to be aware of what is going on around them at all times.

Lagos and the Niger River delta in the south are particularly unstable, with carjackings, kidnapping, piracy, riots and ethnic clashes prevalent; the northern city of Kano is also dodgy. Travelling from the airport to Lagos can be an unpleasant initiation. Visitors to Lagos should arrange to be met on arrival.

Street crime, robberies and muggings occur throughout the country, often in broad daylight. There have also been territorial disputes in the oil-rich region of Bakassi, adjoining neighbouring Cameroon in the southeast. The dispute is being resolved diplomatically for the time being but warrants close monitoring if you're considering travelling through the area.

Kristian · 03-13-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Semen

I disagree. You get more probs in Nigeria if you are white. Odds of you getting out of that hellhole decrease significantly if you're white.

Logic being that if you're white you have more £££.

I used to live on Victoria Island, Lagos. Trick is to buy secret service as your entourage. It also means you have no need to go through airport security (making for a quick getaway if you need it).

Mike Semen · 03-13-2005, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Really? have you been there?

Yes, about 5 or 6 times between '98 and '03 for between 2 weeks and a month at a time.

Some of my family lived in Lagos, and I visited them there, went to a local wedding with some of their friends, shit like that.

By the way I hope you wore 3 or 4 hats and dipped it in Dettol when you were done with those girls...

fris · 03-13-2005, 11:07 AM

Kristian · 03-13-2005, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by hershie

Here is Lonely Planet's take on things:

From religious tensions in the north with the spread of Sharia law, to border conflict in the southeast with Cameroon as well as violent crime throughout the south, travellers need to be aware of what is going on around them at all times.

Lagos and the Niger River delta in the south are particularly unstable, with carjackings, kidnapping, piracy, riots and ethnic clashes prevalent; the northern city of Kano is also dodgy. Travelling from the airport to Lagos can be an unpleasant initiation. Visitors to Lagos should arrange to be met on arrival.

Street crime, robberies and muggings occur throughout the country, often in broad daylight. There have also been territorial disputes in the oil-rich region of Bakassi, adjoining neighbouring Cameroon in the southeast. The dispute is being resolved diplomatically for the time being but warrants close monitoring if you're considering travelling through the area.

God that brings back memories.

Seriously, no one from the first world could ever imagine what it's like arriving, living, and leaving a place like Nigeria. Along the roads there are blocks every few minutes (wood across the road studded with nails and military with ak47s assault rifles.) If the natives dont car jack you, or political extremists dont grenage you, then you have to deal with the military which can be twice as scary. Fear is never quite so potent as when you are looking down the barrell of an ak, held by a 16 year old nigerian soldier, with hatefilled eyes, no conscience and a mind more corrupt than any politicien.

CAHEK · 03-13-2005, 11:26 AM

Cuba way 2 go

painintheass · 03-13-2005, 11:39 AM

If the lonely planet doesn't paint a great picture then I'm going to have to pass on nigeria. Lonely planet is notorious for trying to make it sound wonderful.

As for being cheap....
Ok I'm cheap and I quoted outrageous figures. But crap, some of you need to get a freakin life.... Don't take everything so blooming literal. Somewhere between 0.50 cent whores and $1,500 D.Ps is a place where a pornographer can call paradise.

IE: I earn enough money to not have to take food from set and get to cash my paycheck someplace other then at the 7-11.

Mike Semen · 03-13-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Kristian

I used to live on Victoria Island, Lagos. Trick is to buy secret service as your entourage. It also means you have no need to go through airport security (making for a quick getaway if you need it).

Yea we had reasonable security when we were there. I didn't cue for customs at the Airport just got walked through. Don't know if the guards we had were secret service but they were pretty well armed...

I went to VI quite a few times when I was there, stayed on Ikoyi.

KCat · 03-13-2005, 01:46 PM

Dominican Republic fits the first three requirements, but it's not cheap. Internet, electricity, foods you're used to here are all very expensive. If you want to live in the barrio & eat beans & rice, you'd do fine though.

BVF · 03-13-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KCat

Dominican Republic fits the first three requirements, but it's not cheap. Internet, electricity, foods you're used to here are all very expensive. If you want to live in the barrio & eat beans & rice, you'd do fine though.

Another wrong answer....If I show up in the wrong area of the Dominican Republic, I WILL be arrested and thrown in a Dominican jail. No bullshit. You don't want to porn down there.

I had a sexkey site built with exclusive content that I shot down there personally. The site is down now and i can never show up there again.

Illicit · 03-13-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by iggysick

philipines?

thats what I was going to say... but making porn is illegal there

BVF · 03-13-2005, 02:13 PM

You might want to try neighboring Ghana. Very peaceful country....CHEAP rates. You can rent a luxury flat for a thousand us dollars a YEAR. None of the violence that comes with Nigeria.

pornguy · 03-13-2005, 02:53 PM

There is no such place. But have fun looking.

adonthenet · 03-13-2005, 02:55 PM

asia maybe!?

Pornwolf · 03-13-2005, 03:55 PM

Sri Lanka? Bosnia, maybe. Check the news and see where there are still freedom fighters and rebels running down the streets with AK-47's. I'm sure you'll find great deals there.

Manowar · 03-13-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by adonthenet

asia maybe!?

Manowar · 03-13-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

03-13-2005, 07:25 AM	#1
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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,127	I was going to suggest mexico when I saw the title of your thread but reading over your criteria you're too cheap for even Mexico. You're going to end up in a serious Third World shithole if you stick to those requirements. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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SaintElGrouch Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: California Posts: 307	Everytime I see that picture I wanna rip my eyes out, and here we've got 25 people quoting it in this thread.

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painintheass So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 838	If the lonely planet doesn't paint a great picture then I'm going to have to pass on nigeria. Lonely planet is notorious for trying to make it sound wonderful. As for being cheap.... Ok I'm cheap and I quoted outrageous figures. But crap, some of you need to get a freakin life.... Don't take everything so blooming literal. Somewhere between 0.50 cent whores and $1,500 D.Ps is a place where a pornographer can call paradise. IE: I earn enough money to not have to take food from set and get to cash my paycheck someplace other then at the 7-11.

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