Got my Grandma's website up - Special deal for GFY'ers - also, looking for an SEO - GoFuckYourself.com

luv$ · 03-12-2005, 03:35 PM

I finally got her website up, I've been promising her I'd do it for a while now and I finally did, it's nothing spectacular, but I think it'll work. Check it out:

http://www.judylanum.com/

I've also listed all 10 paintings I have photographed on Ebay, let's hope something sells

SEO guys - First, please understand that I don't get any kind of profit to this site, this is only to help my grandma be able to make a living off of what she loves to do as she gets too old to be working under some teenage fuck in a grocery store.

If anybody with SEO skill could PLEASE lend a hand in the optimization of this site, it'll look GREAT on your portfolio and you can feel free to have ad space on the site like "optimised by so-and-so" on the bottom or something like that promoting your business!

And now for the deal:

Since I had no offers on any of the paintings, but a few people seemed interested in buying some, I will close the auction of any paintings that get an offer at the original price on them, so you don't have to have a bid-war with someone on Ebay (which I don't think will happen, but u never know!)

I hope that last paragraph made sense.

Thanks!

nojob · 03-12-2005, 03:44 PM

http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html image on top isnt there

nojob · 03-12-2005, 03:44 PM

great paintings though, good luck

Alex · 03-12-2005, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

"optimised by so-and-so" on the bottom or something like that promoting your business!

Right becuase people buying paitings also need a search engine optimizer guru.
Its brilliant.

In all seriousness. Read some articles, get somet text up on that page and start link trades

Chris · 03-12-2005, 03:47 PM

hmm
any darker ones?

luv$ · 03-12-2005, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nojob

http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html image on top isnt there

Thanks for the heads up.

junction · 03-12-2005, 05:52 PM

The paintings are great.

You have some link probs tho. Check them from page to page.

For example on http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html, the "about" link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/about.htm" and the gallery link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/gall/index.html"

CC · 03-12-2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Right becuase people buying paitings also need a search engine optimizer guru.
Its brilliant.

Well, no, but one-way links are always good (PR, etc.).

luv$ · 03-12-2005, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junction

The paintings are great.

You have some link probs tho. Check them from page to page.

For example on http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html, the "about" link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/about.htm" and the gallery link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/gall/index.html"

Goddammit, I had 10 auctions to make too, guess I sorta rushed thru it.

Thanks.

azguy · 03-12-2005, 06:12 PM

SEO for a grandma site? LOL. There's definitely still money to be made on the net lol

bopha · 03-12-2005, 06:14 PM

Oh Sweet mother of meat. I saw the thread title and thought all kinds of bad thoughts.

Now I'm really going to need a Silkwood shower....

MrJackMeHoff · 03-12-2005, 06:39 PM

GRANNY PORN!?

sonofsam · 03-12-2005, 06:42 PM

foreplay

luv$ · 03-12-2005, 06:52 PM

lol @ granny porn

I should have linked the original thread and anticipated you dirty motherfuckers to go off like this.

Seriously though, this is'nt a begging thread or anything of the like, just an opportunity for some people out there to help someone out.

If you don't want to, go troll elsewhere. There's not really any grounds for mockery with the subject matter:

My grandma paints, should'nt be working FT and I'm trying to help her out.

luv$ · 03-12-2005, 06:53 PM

And about the SEO stuff, no I don't want her getting top placement for all sorts of keywords with subdomains or anything elite like that, just someone to help out with some above average placement.

Alex · 03-12-2005, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC

Well, no, but one-way links are always good (PR, etc.).

Your joking right?

A full s.e.o work on a site for a one way link back?

CC · 03-12-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Your joking right?

A full s.e.o work on a site for a one way link back?

Dude, it would be considered a CHARITY job. The one way link is just a tiny way of Grandma thanking you. Get over yourself.

baddog · 03-13-2005, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

SEO guys - First, please understand that I don't get any kind of profit to this site, this is only to help my grandma be able to make a living off of what she loves to do as she gets too old to be working under some teenage fuck in a grocery store.

If anybody with SEO skill could PLEASE lend a hand in the optimization of this site, it'll look GREAT on your portfolio and you can feel free to have ad space on the site like "optimised by so-and-so" on the bottom or something like that promoting your business!

Adult-SEO-Blog - There is a step by step tutorial on building a search engine friendly site.

baddog · 03-13-2005, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC

Well, no, but one-way links are always good (PR, etc.).

hehe - well, it helps if the site has some PR, and as it isn't going to have much in the way of link building done . . . well . .

NaughtyRob · 03-13-2005, 12:58 AM

Good stuff. My mom paints in oils, she has a similar style. I paint in watercolor as does my brother. Much respect to your Grandma.

NaughtyRob · 03-13-2005, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Adult-SEO-Blog - There is a step by step tutorial on building a search engine friendly site.

Good stuff baddog.

baddog · 03-13-2005, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer

Good stuff baddog.

Thank you . . . she does good work.

baddog · 03-13-2005, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Adult-SEO-Blog - There is a step by step tutorial on building a search engine friendly site.

shit, I never noticed that the server won't accept uppercase characters . . . . try this http://www.adultsem.com/adult-seo-blog/

NaughtyRob · 03-13-2005, 01:02 AM

Here is an idea to help her.....

BEFORE she sells all the originals get some limited edition prints done....

Numbered and signed.....

25/100, 1/100 etc.

Sell them for like $50 each or something.

baddog · 03-13-2005, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer

Here is an idea to help her.....

BEFORE she sells all the originals get some limited edition prints done....

Numbered and signed.....

25/100, 1/100 etc.

Sell them for like $50 each or something.

It worked for Picasso

luv$ · 03-13-2005, 03:07 AM

Prints are expensive as hell.

Young · 03-13-2005, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Your joking right?

A full s.e.o work on a site for a one way link back?

stop being a prick dude. the kid did a good thing for his grandma. all hes asking for is a little SEO assistance. just like they said above.....get over yourself.

Illicit · 03-13-2005, 03:14 AM

and I thought we were going to see some saggy tits

brilsmurf · 03-13-2005, 03:15 AM

gr8 paintings!

Dugmor · 03-13-2005, 03:27 AM

Would you like to trade traffic with my grandmothers site ?

www.nanafunk.com

baddog · 03-13-2005, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dugmor

Would you like to trade traffic with my grandmothers site ?

www.nanafunk.com

Fits in well with the other backlinks

adonthenet · 03-13-2005, 05:38 AM

good luck..

03-12-2005, 03:35 PM	#1
luv$ !$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Paper Street Posts: 6,158	Got my Grandma's website up - Special deal for GFY'ers - also, looking for an SEO I finally got her website up, I've been promising her I'd do it for a while now and I finally did, it's nothing spectacular, but I think it'll work. Check it out: http://www.judylanum.com/ I've also listed all 10 paintings I have photographed on Ebay, let's hope something sells SEO guys - First, please understand that I don't get any kind of profit to this site, this is only to help my grandma be able to make a living off of what she loves to do as she gets too old to be working under some teenage fuck in a grocery store. If anybody with SEO skill could PLEASE lend a hand in the optimization of this site, it'll look GREAT on your portfolio and you can feel free to have ad space on the site like "optimised by so-and-so" on the bottom or something like that promoting your business! And now for the deal: Since I had no offers on any of the paintings, but a few people seemed interested in buying some, I will close the auction of any paintings that get an offer at the original price on them, so you don't have to have a bid-war with someone on Ebay (which I don't think will happen, but u never know!) I hope that last paragraph made sense. Thanks! __________________ Domain Auction - now till 12:01AM on the 2nd... Paper Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Cash The Real Workout - Innocent High - Oye Loca - Her Freshman Year - Solo Interviews - This Girl Sucks. ** HQ Fresh ORIGINAL sites.

03-12-2005, 03:47 PM	#5
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	hmm any darker ones? __________________ [email protected]

03-12-2005, 06:39 PM	#12
MrJackMeHoff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: LOLLIPOP ISLAND =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Posts: 4,569	GRANNY PORN!? __________________

03-12-2005, 06:42 PM	#13
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,639	foreplay __________________ I like turtles.

03-12-2005, 06:52 PM	#14
luv$ !$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Paper Street Posts: 6,158	lol @ granny porn I should have linked the original thread and anticipated you dirty motherfuckers to go off like this. Seriously though, this is'nt a begging thread or anything of the like, just an opportunity for some people out there to help someone out. If you don't want to, go troll elsewhere. There's not really any grounds for mockery with the subject matter: My grandma paints, should'nt be working FT and I'm trying to help her out. __________________ Domain Auction - now till 12:01AM on the 2nd... Paper Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Cash The Real Workout - Innocent High - Oye Loca - Her Freshman Year - Solo Interviews - This Girl Sucks. ** HQ Fresh ORIGINAL sites.

03-12-2005, 03:44 PM	#2
nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html image on top isnt there

03-12-2005, 05:52 PM	#7
junction Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,411	The paintings are great. You have some link probs tho. Check them from page to page. For example on http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html, the "about" link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/about.htm" and the gallery link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/gall/index.html"

03-12-2005, 06:12 PM	#10
azguy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 5,167	SEO for a grandma site? LOL. There's definitely still money to be made on the net lol

03-12-2005, 06:14 PM	#11
bopha Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,882	Oh Sweet mother of meat. I saw the thread title and thought all kinds of bad thoughts. Now I'm really going to need a Silkwood shower....

03-12-2005, 06:53 PM	#15
luv$ !$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Paper Street Posts: 6,158	And about the SEO stuff, no I don't want her getting top placement for all sorts of keywords with subdomains or anything elite like that, just someone to help out with some above average placement. __________________ Domain Auction - now till 12:01AM on the 2nd... Paper Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Cash The Real Workout - Innocent High - Oye Loca - Her Freshman Year - Solo Interviews - This Girl Sucks. ** HQ Fresh ORIGINAL sites.

03-13-2005, 12:58 AM	#20
NaughtyRob Two fresh affiliate progs Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Inside teen pussy Posts: 29,602	Good stuff. My mom paints in oils, she has a similar style. I paint in watercolor as does my brother. Much respect to your Grandma. __________________ [email protected] Skype: 17026955414 Vacares Web Hosting - Protect Your Ass with Included Daily Backups

03-13-2005, 01:02 AM	#24
NaughtyRob Two fresh affiliate progs Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Inside teen pussy Posts: 29,602	Here is an idea to help her..... BEFORE she sells all the originals get some limited edition prints done.... Numbered and signed..... 25/100, 1/100 etc. Sell them for like $50 each or something. __________________ [email protected] Skype: 17026955414 Vacares Web Hosting - Protect Your Ass with Included Daily Backups

03-13-2005, 03:07 AM	#26
luv$ !$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Paper Street Posts: 6,158	Prints are expensive as hell. __________________ Domain Auction - now till 12:01AM on the 2nd... Paper Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Cash The Real Workout - Innocent High - Oye Loca - Her Freshman Year - Solo Interviews - This Girl Sucks. ** HQ Fresh ORIGINAL sites.

03-13-2005, 03:14 AM	#28
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	and I thought we were going to see some saggy tits __________________ Insert Sig Here

03-13-2005, 03:15 AM	#29
brilsmurf Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Belgium Posts: 3,405	gr8 paintings! __________________ The Best Adult Web Hosting of 2008 - http://www.adulthosting.com Affiliate Program – http://www.sxcash.com

03-13-2005, 03:27 AM	#30
Dugmor The Traffic Cowboy Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: BP4L - Vice Prez Posts: 7,608	Would you like to trade traffic with my grandmothers site ? www.nanafunk.com __________________ JesusEmpire - The Most Trusted Mobile Marketing Service SMS Verification codes for 345 websites including: Tinder - Bumble - Twitter - TikTok - Instagram - Facebook

03-13-2005, 05:38 AM	#32
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	good luck..