Got my Grandma's website up - Special deal for GFY'ers - also, looking for an SEO

**nojob** · 03-12-2005, 01:44 PM

http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html image on top isnt there

**nojob** · 03-12-2005, 01:44 PM

great paintings though, good luck

**Alex** · 03-12-2005, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by luv$

"optimised by so-and-so" on the bottom or something like that promoting your business!

Right becuase people buying paitings also need a search engine optimizer guru.
Its brilliant.

In all seriousness. Read some articles, get somet text up on that page and start link trades

**Chris** · 03-12-2005, 01:47 PM

hmm
any darker ones?

**luv$** · 03-12-2005, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by nojob

http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html image on top isnt there

Thanks for the heads up.

**junction** · 03-12-2005, 03:52 PM

The paintings are great.

You have some link probs tho. Check them from page to page.

For example on http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html, the "about" link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/about.htm" and the gallery link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/gall/index.html"

CC · 03-12-2005, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Alex

Right becuase people buying paitings also need a search engine optimizer guru.
Its brilliant.

Well, no, but one-way links are always good (PR, etc.).

**luv$** · 03-12-2005, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by junction

The paintings are great.

You have some link probs tho. Check them from page to page.

For example on http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html, the "about" link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/about.htm" and the gallery link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/gall/index.html"

Goddammit, I had 10 auctions to make too, guess I sorta rushed thru it.

Thanks.

**azguy** · 03-12-2005, 04:12 PM

SEO for a grandma site? LOL. There's definitely still money to be made on the net lol

**bopha** · 03-12-2005, 04:14 PM

Oh Sweet mother of meat. I saw the thread title and thought all kinds of bad thoughts.

Now I'm really going to need a Silkwood shower....

**MrJackMeHoff** · 03-12-2005, 04:39 PM

GRANNY PORN!?

**sonofsam** · 03-12-2005, 04:42 PM

foreplay

**luv$** · 03-12-2005, 04:52 PM

lol @ granny porn

I should have linked the original thread and anticipated you dirty motherfuckers to go off like this.

Seriously though, this is'nt a begging thread or anything of the like, just an opportunity for some people out there to help someone out.

If you don't want to, go troll elsewhere. There's not really any grounds for mockery with the subject matter:

My grandma paints, should'nt be working FT and I'm trying to help her out.

**luv$** · 03-12-2005, 04:53 PM

And about the SEO stuff, no I don't want her getting top placement for all sorts of keywords with subdomains or anything elite like that, just someone to help out with some above average placement.

**Alex** · 03-12-2005, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by CC

Well, no, but one-way links are always good (PR, etc.).

Your joking right?

A full s.e.o work on a site for a one way link back?

CC · 03-12-2005, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Alex

Your joking right?

A full s.e.o work on a site for a one way link back?

Dude, it would be considered a CHARITY job. The one way link is just a tiny way of Grandma thanking you. Get over yourself.

**baddog** · 03-12-2005, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by luv$

SEO guys - First, please understand that I don't get any kind of profit to this site, this is only to help my grandma be able to make a living off of what she loves to do as she gets too old to be working under some teenage fuck in a grocery store.

If anybody with SEO skill could PLEASE lend a hand in the optimization of this site, it'll look GREAT on your portfolio and you can feel free to have ad space on the site like "optimised by so-and-so" on the bottom or something like that promoting your business!

Adult-SEO-Blog - There is a step by step tutorial on building a search engine friendly site.

**baddog** · 03-12-2005, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by CC

Well, no, but one-way links are always good (PR, etc.).

hehe - well, it helps if the site has some PR, and as it isn't going to have much in the way of link building done . . . well . .

**NaughtyRob** · 03-12-2005, 10:58 PM

Good stuff. My mom paints in oils, she has a similar style. I paint in watercolor as does my brother. Much respect to your Grandma.

**NaughtyRob** · 03-12-2005, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Adult-SEO-Blog - There is a step by step tutorial on building a search engine friendly site.

Good stuff baddog.

**baddog** · 03-12-2005, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by ContentProducer

Good stuff baddog.

Thank you . . . she does good work.

**baddog** · 03-12-2005, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Adult-SEO-Blog - There is a step by step tutorial on building a search engine friendly site.

shit, I never noticed that the server won't accept uppercase characters . . . . try this http://www.adultsem.com/adult-seo-blog/

**NaughtyRob** · 03-12-2005, 11:02 PM

Here is an idea to help her.....

BEFORE she sells all the originals get some limited edition prints done....

Numbered and signed.....

25/100, 1/100 etc.

Sell them for like $50 each or something.

**baddog** · 03-12-2005, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by ContentProducer

Here is an idea to help her.....

BEFORE she sells all the originals get some limited edition prints done....

Numbered and signed.....

25/100, 1/100 etc.

Sell them for like $50 each or something.

It worked for Picasso

**luv$** · 03-13-2005, 01:07 AM

Prints are expensive as hell.

**Young** · 03-13-2005, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by Alex

Your joking right?

A full s.e.o work on a site for a one way link back?

stop being a prick dude. the kid did a good thing for his grandma. all hes asking for is a little SEO assistance. just like they said above.....get over yourself.

**Illicit** · 03-13-2005, 01:14 AM

and I thought we were going to see some saggy tits

**brilsmurf** · 03-13-2005, 01:15 AM

gr8 paintings!

**Dugmor** · 03-13-2005, 01:27 AM

Would you like to trade traffic with my grandmothers site ?

www.nanafunk.com

**baddog** · 03-13-2005, 02:05 AM

Originally posted by Dugmor

Would you like to trade traffic with my grandmothers site ?

www.nanafunk.com

Fits in well with the other backlinks

**adonthenet** · 03-13-2005, 03:38 AM

good luck..

Got my Grandma's website up - Special deal for GFY'ers - also, looking for an SEO

Got my Grandma's website up - Special deal for GFY'ers - also, looking for an SEO

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