Got my Grandma's website up - Special deal for GFY'ers - also, looking for an SEO
 

I finally got her website up, I've been promising her I'd do it for a while now and I finally did, it's nothing spectacular, but I think it'll work. Check it out:

http://www.judylanum.com/

I've also listed all 10 paintings I have photographed on Ebay, let's hope something sells :)

SEO guys - First, please understand that I don't get any kind of profit to this site, this is only to help my grandma be able to make a living off of what she loves to do as she gets too old to be working under some teenage fuck in a grocery store.

If anybody with SEO skill could PLEASE lend a hand in the optimization of this site, it'll look GREAT on your portfolio and you can feel free to have ad space on the site like "optimised by so-and-so" on the bottom or something like that promoting your business!

And now for the deal:

Since I had no offers on any of the paintings, but a few people seemed interested in buying some, I will close the auction of any paintings that get an offer at the original price on them, so you don't have to have a bid-war with someone on Ebay (which I don't think will happen, but u never know!)

I hope that last paragraph made sense.

Thanks!

http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html image on top isnt there

great paintings though, good luck

Right becuase people buying paitings also need a search engine optimizer guru.
Its brilliant.

In all seriousness. Read some articles, get somet text up on that page and start link trades

hmm
any darker ones?

Thanks for the heads up.

The paintings are great.

You have some link probs tho. Check them from page to page.

For example on http://www.judylanum.com/gall/index.html, the "about" link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/about.htm" and the gallery link goes 404 "http://www.judylanum.com/gall/gall/index.html"

Well, no, but one-way links are always good (PR, etc.).

Goddammit, I had 10 auctions to make too, guess I sorta rushed thru it.

Thanks.

SEO for a grandma site? LOL. There's definitely still money to be made on the net lol

Oh Sweet mother of meat. I saw the thread title and thought all kinds of bad thoughts.

Now I'm really going to need a Silkwood shower....

http://www.journaloflongevity.com/JO...upleorange.jpg
foreplay

lol @ granny porn

I should have linked the original thread and anticipated you dirty motherfuckers to go off like this.

Seriously though, this is'nt a begging thread or anything of the like, just an opportunity for some people out there to help someone out.

If you don't want to, go troll elsewhere. There's not really any grounds for mockery with the subject matter:

My grandma paints, should'nt be working FT and I'm trying to help her out.

And about the SEO stuff, no I don't want her getting top placement for all sorts of keywords with subdomains or anything elite like that, just someone to help out with some above average placement.

Your joking right?

A full s.e.o work on a site for a one way link back?

Dude, it would be considered a CHARITY job. The one way link is just a tiny way of Grandma thanking you. Get over yourself.

Adult-SEO-Blog - There is a step by step tutorial on building a search engine friendly site.

hehe - well, it helps if the site has some PR, and as it isn't going to have much in the way of link building done . . . well . .

Good stuff. My mom paints in oils, she has a similar style. I paint in watercolor as does my brother. Much respect to your Grandma.
:thumbsup

Good stuff baddog.
:thumbsup

Thank you . . . she does good work.

shit, I never noticed that the server won't accept uppercase characters . . . . try this http://www.adultsem.com/adult-seo-blog/

Here is an idea to help her.....

BEFORE she sells all the originals get some limited edition prints done....

Numbered and signed.....

25/100, 1/100 etc.

Sell them for like $50 each or something.

It worked for Picasso

Prints are expensive as hell.

stop being a prick dude. the kid did a good thing for his grandma. all hes asking for is a little SEO assistance. just like they said above.....get over yourself.

and I thought we were going to see some saggy tits :(

gr8 paintings!

Would you like to trade traffic with my grandmothers site ?

www.nanafunk.com

Fits in well with the other backlinks :1orglaugh

good luck..