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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Michael Jackson goes to jail...
MJ goes to jail if he dont show up in court in the next 15 monutes by 935 pst
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He is in hospital with back pain...wah...the lawyers are nervous.
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#3 |
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9 minutes....
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#4 |
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4 minutes... will he make it?
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I dont think its a "Magic Ferry" type of deal. I'm sure 3 minutes late will be ok
Its still funny. I would like to see OJ in a white bronco chasing Jackson down the freeway |
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#6 |
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Based on the way this judge has worked, 3 minutes would be more than enough to get in trouble. Especially when you consider that MJ has made not showing up on time a habit during this whole deal.
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Did he make it ? I guess I need to turn on the TV and catch the news
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#10 |
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I cant get the live CNN stream to work......
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#11 |
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They even said that on CNN... they are waiting for the choppers to locate the motorcade and watch the chase... technically, as soon as the arrest warrent is issues, the police can move, knowing how the local DA is pissed off about MJ, I wouldn't be shocked to see it happen!
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They just issued the warrant.
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#14 |
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Time's up... can he moonwalk his way out of this one?
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yup...this is good stuff...he's gonna get arrested
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#16 |
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He arrives... at the court house. What will happen?
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I have to watch:
Its a "thriller". I just hope MJ can "beat it" to the courthouse. |
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he looks wasted !!!!
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haha, he showed up in pijamas!
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in hospital pajamas and a suit coat......ROFL
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#22 |
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It would be a miscarriage of justice if they didn't lock him up... he blew it.
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pajama bottoms
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pimp atire
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just heard about this the warrent has been set!
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Now with more Jayne
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okay...that is rather odd in an already odd overload life
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I need a beer
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He will still get a slap on the wrist regardless
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I wanna see it!!
Im going to do a chargeback on that CNN streaming thing...... C U N T S |
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I think he's faking the back pain...
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Now with more Jayne
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closer to howard hughes every day
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LOL, slippers and pjamas
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lmao
this guy is now a joke |
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#34 |
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i think he tried commiting suicide....and went to hospital to sleep it off...
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Looks as if he is making a break for it instead of getting put into custody. They've just called in Dog the bounty hunter to find him, this should make for a good episode.
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#37 |
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Only Jacko would show up late. lol
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Breaking News: He was found at the Hospital Nursery .. lol
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rofl mao mj got nuts
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![]() ![]() Poor mikey won't last 2 days on the inside. He better hope the judge buys his "sore back" drama Late Nighters are going to have a field day with this ... Leno, Letterman, start your engines |
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haha will be funny to see his 3 mil bail go up in the air
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His back is hurting him so bad he had to go to the hospital.. but...
he was filmed whipping around and waving to fans during his walk into the courthouse. Nice... |
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it's pretty obvious that thinking is a second language to that man *sheesh*
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#47 |
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What a dumb ass! This guy never ceases to amaze me....
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#48 |
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Looks like SOMEBODY.. had a little too much Jesus Juice last nite.......
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