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Old 03-10-2005, 10:16 AM   #1
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Michael Jackson goes to jail...

MJ goes to jail if he dont show up in court in the next 15 monutes by 935 pst ...oh and he loses his 3million in bail money too....
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:19 AM   #2
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He is in hospital with back pain...wah...the lawyers are nervous.
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:22 AM   #3
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9 minutes....
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:26 AM   #4
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4 minutes... will he make it?
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:28 AM   #5
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I dont think its a "Magic Ferry" type of deal. I'm sure 3 minutes late will be ok


Its still funny. I would like to see OJ in a white bronco chasing Jackson down the freeway
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:30 AM   #6
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Based on the way this judge has worked, 3 minutes would be more than enough to get in trouble. Especially when you consider that MJ has made not showing up on time a habit during this whole deal.
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:31 AM   #7
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Did he make it ? I guess I need to turn on the TV and catch the news


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Old 03-10-2005, 10:32 AM   #8
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I dont think its a "Magic Ferry" type of deal. I'm sure 3 minutes late will be ok


Its still funny. I would like to see OJ in a white bronco chasing Jackson down the freeway
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:33 AM   #9
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Its still funny. I would like to see OJ in a white bronco chasing Jackson down the freeway
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:33 AM   #10
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I cant get the live CNN stream to work......

Thats a waste of $5
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:34 AM   #11
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They even said that on CNN... they are waiting for the choppers to locate the motorcade and watch the chase... technically, as soon as the arrest warrent is issues, the police can move, knowing how the local DA is pissed off about MJ, I wouldn't be shocked to see it happen!
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:36 AM   #12
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:36 AM   #13
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They just issued the warrant.
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:36 AM   #14
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Time's up... can he moonwalk his way out of this one?
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:36 AM   #15
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yup...this is good stuff...he's gonna get arrested
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:38 AM   #16
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He arrives... at the court house. What will happen?
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:38 AM   #17
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I have to watch:

Its a "thriller". I just hope MJ can "beat it" to the courthouse.
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:38 AM   #18
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what a fuckin mental midget hes late...and hes getting in now..i hope they gank hos 3 mil and take him to the browneye hotel
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:38 AM   #19
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he looks wasted !!!!
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haha, he showed up in pijamas!
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:39 AM   #21
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in hospital pajamas and a suit coat......ROFL
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It would be a miscarriage of justice if they didn't lock him up... he blew it.
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:39 AM   #23
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this is priceless
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:40 AM   #24
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:40 AM   #25
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just heard about this the warrent has been set!
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:40 AM   #26
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okay...that is rather odd in an already odd overload life
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:41 AM   #27
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He will still get a slap on the wrist regardless
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:42 AM   #28
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I wanna see it!!

Im going to do a chargeback on that CNN streaming thing...... C U N T S
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:42 AM   #29
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man hes looking rough.....probably threw his back out jerking off to C-porn & drinking jesus juice all nite ;)
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I think he's faking the back pain...
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:44 AM   #31
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this guy is now a joke
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:46 AM   #34
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i think he tried commiting suicide....and went to hospital to sleep it off...
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Looks as if he is making a break for it instead of getting put into custody. They've just called in Dog the bounty hunter to find him, this should make for a good episode.
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:50 AM   #37
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Only Jacko would show up late. lol
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Old 03-10-2005, 10:52 AM   #38
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Breaking News: He was found at the Hospital Nursery .. lol
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Update, he showed up over an hour late.

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Poor mikey won't last 2 days on the inside. He better hope the judge buys his "sore back" drama

Late Nighters are going to have a field day with this ... Leno, Letterman, start your engines
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Old 03-10-2005, 11:26 AM   #44
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Old 03-10-2005, 11:31 AM   #45
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His back is hurting him so bad he had to go to the hospital.. but...

he was filmed whipping around and waving to fans during his walk into the courthouse.

Nice...
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it's pretty obvious that thinking is a second language to that man *sheesh*
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What a dumb ass! This guy never ceases to amaze me....
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:01 PM   #48
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Looks like SOMEBODY.. had a little too much Jesus Juice last nite.......
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