WTF IS THIS???????? Fucking Christ!!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 03-09-2005, 07:26 PM

TSA Fuckers!!!!!!!!

Lighters Added to Prohibited Items List

On that date, lighters will be treated as any other prohibited item and passengers will need to surrender them to the TSA or leave them in their vehicle or with someone who is not traveling. TSA is providing this 45-day grace period to allow travelers to adjust to the new policy. You will not be asked to surrender lighters at the checkpoint until April 14, although screeners may remind travelers about the upcoming change during the screening process.

As in the past, lighters are still considered hazardous materials and thus are not allowed in checked baggage. Passengers are strongly encouraged to leave these items at home. While passengers may be able to ship lighters home using a private shipping company, there is usually a substantial fee.

Torch lighters have already been banned from secure areas of airports. TSA put ALL lighters on the Prohibited Items List to reduce a security vulnerability and ease the operational challenge of distinguishing between types of lighters. TSA does not expect the expanded measure to impact wait times at security checkpoints.

TSA is partnering with airport operators to provide them latitude to identify potential ignition sources for smokers in the secure areas of airports. Passengers are allowed to bring up to four books of matches beyond the checkpoint.

Juicy D. Links · 03-09-2005, 07:27 PM

xlogger · 03-09-2005, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

NewPort 100's? Same shit i smoke.

Juicy D. Links · 03-09-2005, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

NewPort 100's? Same shit i smoke.

nah i smoke Kings.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-09-2005, 07:28 PM

Bring a book of matches?

FUck flying...
I hate flying anyways.

xlogger · 03-09-2005, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

nah i smoke Kings.

this?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-09-2005, 07:29 PM

Everyne knows a plane can be hi jacked with a can of hair spray and a lighter right?

Spunky · 03-09-2005, 07:30 PM

Good time to quit smoking

Head · 03-09-2005, 07:30 PM

Time to quit people.

Juicy D. Links · 03-09-2005, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

this?

Nah Newport Lights Kings like the regular ones

xlogger · 03-09-2005, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Good time to quit smoking

Last 10 year of your life sucks anyways, might as well smoke.

Juicy D. Links · 03-09-2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Bring a book of matches?

FUck flying...
I hate flying anyways.

This is the ironic part

"Passengers are allowed to bring up to four books of matches beyond the checkpoint."

PHPdude · 03-09-2005, 07:33 PM

its part of the usa paranoia on national security

The Other Sweetie · 03-09-2005, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Everyne knows a plane can be hi jacked with a can of hair spray and a lighter right?

Farts are flammable, too. Next thing you know, butt plugs will be a prerequisite to fly.

warlock5 · 03-09-2005, 08:18 PM

What about your fingers? You could poke someones eye out with one of those things.

jacked · 03-09-2005, 08:22 PM

bah how do you smoke newport lights those things taste like ass it's either regular newports or marlboro milds for me

After Shock Media · 03-09-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Everyne knows a plane can be hi jacked with a can of hair spray and a lighter right?

Hmm and not a can of hair spray and a book of matches.

Lets just solve this once and for all. Everyone must fly butt naked from now on.

Tala · 03-09-2005, 08:30 PM

Oh for fuck's sake. Isn't this being carried a wee bit too far? Jesus.

jamesonxx · 03-09-2005, 08:31 PM

Sexy pic Juicy.

WiredGuy · 03-09-2005, 08:34 PM

So you can't keep them in carryons or check them in? wtf?
WG

Kevsh · 03-09-2005, 08:35 PM

Not a big deal, just buy a cheap lighter wherever you are travelling to - I'm sure there are places at airports that will stock them up just because they know we'll all be looking for one the second we're off the plane!

After Shock Media · 03-09-2005, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh

Not a big deal, just buy a cheap lighter wherever you are travelling to - I'm sure there are places at airports that will stock them up just because they know we'll all be looking for one the second we're off the plane!

And they also know you will be wanting a smoke ASAP. So what was once cheap will go the way of the muffin and become expensive.

Warren · 03-09-2005, 08:48 PM

just take two little stick's and rub them together, You know how to rub em juicy, so You keep saying

Pleasurepays · 03-09-2005, 08:54 PM

don't worry all.. i am going to start a nationwide movement to put all the danger and risk back into flying.

Wolfy · 03-09-2005, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

Last 10 year of your life sucks anyways, might as well smoke.

The last 10 years of your life are the last 10 years of your life, whther you live to be 10 or 50 or 90. Might want to rethink your philosophy :D

The Adult Broker · 03-09-2005, 09:32 PM

May 1st is my quitting date. this time I mean it!

myjah · 03-09-2005, 09:56 PM

I'll never remember to bring matches with me and I bet they stop giving them away in the airport restaurants.

mikeyddddd · 03-09-2005, 10:08 PM

Who has the lighter concession contract at the airport? Everybody's gonna want one when they get off their flight.

brand0n · 03-09-2005, 10:12 PM

who cares? honestly man, is a dollar bic that big of an issue?

quit smoking. just put em the fuck down. i did it.

Herb Kornfield · 03-09-2005, 10:20 PM

The new master plan is to open a lighter stand at all airports.

$5.00 a lighter.... I can see the cash rollin in now.

Sosa · 03-09-2005, 10:23 PM

damn smokers anyways

d00t · 03-09-2005, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

The new master plan is to open a lighter stand at all airports.

$5.00 a lighter.... I can see the cash rollin in now.

just beat me to it!!

a "smokers room" with a lighter machine? insert $1 to light ya cig...?

pxxx · 03-09-2005, 10:40 PM

Looks like it is time to let the cig go Juicy. ;)

pornguy · 03-09-2005, 10:42 PM

With the way people are now days can you blame them??

Hell parents blame the producers of porn, for thier child finding porn in the net. Instead pf blaming themselves. How the hell can you trust them with a lighter on an airplane.

spideriux · 03-10-2005, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

nice...

mortenb · 03-10-2005, 01:39 PM

Damn.. I thought you meant real Kings cigs..

Best damn smoke on the planet

Btw. The label at the bottom of the pack says "Smoking can kill"

V_RocKs · 03-10-2005, 02:16 PM

All because a few idiots are just that... idiots...

sickbeatz · 03-10-2005, 02:18 PM

damn
i hate losing my lighters

nojob · 03-10-2005, 02:18 PM

I am glad that I do not smoke.

kmanrox · 03-10-2005, 02:19 PM

smoking is for weak pussies anyways, who cares?

Kimmykim · 03-10-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

don't worry all.. i am going to start a nationwide movement to put all the danger and risk back into flying.

I'll sign that petition asap.

tungsten · 03-10-2005, 02:23 PM

quit

Wizzo · 03-10-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh

I'm sure there are places at airports that will stock them up just because they know we'll all be looking for one the second we're off the plane!

I'm willing to bet you'll even find them withen the "secure zone"... shortly after 9/11 they took nail clippers at the check point and then went to newsstand by the gate and bought a new pair... fucking morons!

Prof.Dr. Den · 03-10-2005, 02:37 PM

yeah man :D

sweetME · 03-10-2005, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I like this

axelcat · 03-10-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

NewPort 100's? Same shit i smoke.

that stuff will kill you

evilpope · 03-10-2005, 03:26 PM

i like camel wides myself

03-09-2005, 07:26 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	WTF IS THIS???????? Fucking Christ!!!!!! TSA Fuckers!!!!!!!! Lighters Added to Prohibited Items List On that date, lighters will be treated as any other prohibited item and passengers will need to surrender them to the TSA or leave them in their vehicle or with someone who is not traveling. TSA is providing this 45-day grace period to allow travelers to adjust to the new policy. You will not be asked to surrender lighters at the checkpoint until April 14, although screeners may remind travelers about the upcoming change during the screening process. As in the past, lighters are still considered hazardous materials and thus are not allowed in checked baggage. Passengers are strongly encouraged to leave these items at home. While passengers may be able to ship lighters home using a private shipping company, there is usually a substantial fee. Torch lighters have already been banned from secure areas of airports. TSA put ALL lighters on the Prohibited Items List to reduce a security vulnerability and ease the operational challenge of distinguishing between types of lighters. TSA does not expect the expanded measure to impact wait times at security checkpoints. TSA is partnering with airport operators to provide them latitude to identify potential ignition sources for smokers in the secure areas of airports. Passengers are allowed to bring up to four books of matches beyond the checkpoint.

03-09-2005, 07:28 PM	#5
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Bring a book of matches? FUck flying... I hate flying anyways. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

03-09-2005, 07:29 PM	#7
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Everyne knows a plane can be hi jacked with a can of hair spray and a lighter right? __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

03-09-2005, 07:30 PM	#8
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,947	Good time to quit smoking __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-09-2005, 07:30 PM	#9
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	Time to quit people. __________________

03-09-2005, 07:27 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

03-09-2005, 07:33 PM	#13
PHPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,164	its part of the usa paranoia on national security __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

03-09-2005, 08:18 PM	#15
warlock5 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Uranus Posts: 2,808	What about your fingers? You could poke someones eye out with one of those things.

03-09-2005, 08:22 PM	#16
jacked sperm tail Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: nj Posts: 11,019	bah how do you smoke newport lights those things taste like ass it's either regular newports or marlboro milds for me __________________ Got Cam Models? icq: 361-607-616

03-09-2005, 08:30 PM	#18
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Oh for fuck's sake. Isn't this being carried a wee bit too far? Jesus. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

03-09-2005, 08:31 PM	#19
jamesonxx Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 758	Sexy pic Juicy. __________________

03-09-2005, 08:34 PM	#20
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,486	So you can't keep them in carryons or check them in? wtf? WG __________________ I play with Google.

03-09-2005, 08:35 PM	#21
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Not a big deal, just buy a cheap lighter wherever you are travelling to - I'm sure there are places at airports that will stock them up just because they know we'll all be looking for one the second we're off the plane!

03-09-2005, 08:48 PM	#23
Warren Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 2,284	just take two little stick's and rub them together, You know how to rub em juicy, so You keep saying

03-09-2005, 08:54 PM	#24
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	don't worry all.. i am going to start a nationwide movement to put all the danger and risk back into flying.

03-09-2005, 09:32 PM	#26
The Adult Broker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The World Posts: 5,265	May 1st is my quitting date. this time I mean it! __________________ Gamma Entertainment \| \| Camz \| Fleshbot\| TheMobileBroker AdultShowsOnly Lori Z., The Adult Broker \| theadultbroker.com \| [email protected] \| The Mobile Broker \| themobilebroker.com \| [email protected] \|-Adult's ONE stop MOBILE shop ICQ: 289567792

03-09-2005, 09:56 PM	#27
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	I'll never remember to bring matches with me and I bet they stop giving them away in the airport restaurants. __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

03-09-2005, 10:08 PM	#28
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	Who has the lighter concession contract at the airport? Everybody's gonna want one when they get off their flight. __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

03-09-2005, 10:12 PM	#29
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	who cares? honestly man, is a dollar bic that big of an issue? quit smoking. just put em the fuck down. i did it.

03-09-2005, 10:20 PM	#30
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	The new master plan is to open a lighter stand at all airports. $5.00 a lighter.... I can see the cash rollin in now.

03-09-2005, 10:23 PM	#31
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	damn smokers anyways

03-09-2005, 10:40 PM	#33
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Looks like it is time to let the cig go Juicy. ;)

03-09-2005, 10:42 PM	#34
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	With the way people are now days can you blame them?? Hell parents blame the producers of porn, for thier child finding porn in the net. Instead pf blaming themselves. How the hell can you trust them with a lighter on an airplane. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

03-10-2005, 01:39 PM	#36
mortenb Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009 Posts: 2,203	Damn.. I thought you meant real Kings cigs.. Best damn smoke on the planet Btw. The label at the bottom of the pack says "Smoking can kill" Last edited by mortenb; 03-10-2005 at 01:40 PM..

03-10-2005, 02:16 PM	#37
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,413	All because a few idiots are just that... idiots...

03-10-2005, 02:18 PM	#38
sickbeatz The Hustler Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,993	damn i hate losing my lighters __________________ GalleryFeeder.com

03-10-2005, 02:18 PM	#39
nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	I am glad that I do not smoke.

03-10-2005, 02:19 PM	#40
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	smoking is for weak pussies anyways, who cares? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-10-2005, 02:23 PM	#42
tungsten Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,579	quit __________________ VOYEUR /HOMEMADE, HENTAI / CARTOON, Reality, Amateur, Shemale, Hardcore, Cuckold, Celebrity, Retro/Vintage, ect...ALL OUR SITES >> Unbelievable Ratio \| High % of Rebills \| Bi-Monthly Payments (also to E-Passporte) Ton's of EXCLUSIVE Free content & FHG's \|=> GREAT REVENUE $$$ GUARANTEED!

03-10-2005, 02:37 PM	#44
Prof.Dr. Den Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: .de Posts: 442	yeah man :D

03-10-2005, 03:26 PM	#47
evilpope Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: San Clemente, CA Posts: 26	i like camel wides myself