WTF IS THIS???????? Fucking Christ!!!!!!
 

TSA Fuckers!!!!!!!!

Lighters Added to Prohibited Items List

On that date, lighters will be treated as any other prohibited item and passengers will need to surrender them to the TSA or leave them in their vehicle or with someone who is not traveling. TSA is providing this 45-day grace period to allow travelers to adjust to the new policy. You will not be asked to surrender lighters at the checkpoint until April 14, although screeners may remind travelers about the upcoming change during the screening process.

As in the past, lighters are still considered hazardous materials and thus are not allowed in checked baggage. Passengers are strongly encouraged to leave these items at home. While passengers may be able to ship lighters home using a private shipping company, there is usually a substantial fee.

Torch lighters have already been banned from secure areas of airports. TSA put ALL lighters on the Prohibited Items List to reduce a security vulnerability and ease the operational challenge of distinguishing between types of lighters. TSA does not expect the expanded measure to impact wait times at security checkpoints.

TSA is partnering with airport operators to provide them latitude to identify potential ignition sources for smokers in the secure areas of airports. Passengers are allowed to bring up to four books of matches beyond the checkpoint.

NewPort 100's? Same shit i smoke. :thumbsup

nah i smoke Kings.

Bring a book of matches?

FUck flying...
I hate flying anyways.

this?
http://www.chutters.com/chutters/ima...ings_candy.jpg

Everyne knows a plane can be hi jacked with a can of hair spray and a lighter right?

Good time to quit smoking :pimp

Time to quit people.

Nah Newport Lights Kings like the regular ones

Last 10 year of your life sucks anyways, might as well smoke. :pimp

This is the ironic part

"Passengers are allowed to bring up to four books of matches beyond the checkpoint."

its part of the usa paranoia on national security

Farts are flammable, too. Next thing you know, butt plugs will be a prerequisite to fly.

What about your fingers? You could poke someones eye out with one of those things.

bah how do you smoke newport lights those things taste like ass it's either regular newports or marlboro milds for me

Hmm and not a can of hair spray and a book of matches.

Lets just solve this once and for all. Everyone must fly butt naked from now on.

Oh for fuck's sake. Isn't this being carried a wee bit too far? Jesus.

Sexy pic Juicy. :1orglaugh

So you can't keep them in carryons or check them in? wtf?
WG

Not a big deal, just buy a cheap lighter wherever you are travelling to - I'm sure there are places at airports that will stock them up just because they know we'll all be looking for one the second we're off the plane!

And they also know you will be wanting a smoke ASAP. So what was once cheap will go the way of the muffin and become expensive.

just take two little stick's and rub them together, You know how to rub em juicy, so You keep saying

don't worry all.. i am going to start a nationwide movement to put all the danger and risk back into flying.

The last 10 years of your life are the last 10 years of your life, whther you live to be 10 or 50 or 90. Might want to rethink your philosophy :D

May 1st is my quitting date. this time I mean it!

I'll never remember to bring matches with me and I bet they stop giving them away in the airport restaurants.

Who has the lighter concession contract at the airport? Everybody's gonna want one when they get off their flight.

who cares? honestly man, is a dollar bic that big of an issue?

quit smoking. just put em the fuck down. i did it.

The new master plan is to open a lighter stand at all airports.

$5.00 a lighter.... I can see the cash rollin in now.

damn smokers anyways

just beat me to it!!

a "smokers room" with a lighter machine? insert $1 to light ya cig...?

Looks like it is time to let the cig go Juicy. ;)

With the way people are now days can you blame them??

Hell parents blame the producers of porn, for thier child finding porn in the net. Instead pf blaming themselves. How the hell can you trust them with a lighter on an airplane.

nice... :thumbsup

Damn.. I thought you meant real Kings cigs..

http://www.integer.dk/gfy/kings.jpg

Best damn smoke on the planet

Btw. The label at the bottom of the pack says "Smoking can kill" :thumbsup

All because a few idiots are just that... idiots...

damn
i hate losing my lighters

I am glad that I do not smoke.

smoking is for weak pussies anyways, who cares?

I'll sign that petition asap.

quit :thumbsup

I'm willing to bet you'll even find them withen the "secure zone"... shortly after 9/11 they took nail clippers at the check point and then went to newsstand by the gate and bought a new pair... fucking morons!

yeah man :D

I like this

that stuff will kill you

i like camel wides myself