Well thats it....your dead.....what would you want said at your eulogy? - GoFuckYourself.com

fl_prn_str · 03-09-2005, 01:56 PM

How do you want to be remembered.....and class for extra credit you may also include your obituary.

I know its morbid but.............

Zebra · 03-09-2005, 02:07 PM

I'm Dead?!?! Wtf? When Did That Happen And Why Did Nobody Tell Me!

bigdog · 03-09-2005, 02:08 PM

he was never a sig whore

Icon · 03-09-2005, 02:09 PM

Died saving women and Children from a sinking cruise ship

Survived by Wife Salma Hayek Icon

crockett · 03-09-2005, 02:12 PM

The olsen twins did me...

I think that would be fine..

Stamen · 03-09-2005, 02:23 PM

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was...he was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California from La Holla to Leo Carillo, and up to Pismo. He died.. he died as so many young men of his generation before his time, and in your wisdom, Lord, you took him. Just as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe San, and Lan Doc, and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos.. in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been....we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Kevsh · 03-09-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Icon

Died saving women and Children from a sinking cruise ship

Survived by Wife Salma Hayek Icon

Good one, I'm sure Salma would be in mourning for years

Mine:
From my future wife: "I loved him for being such a good man. He treated me with respect, always supported me and never let me down."

From the future kids: "He never spoiled us and always made sure we knew how proud he was of us."

From friends: "Damn, where are we going to pre-drink now?"

From enemies: "I hated his guts but he was always mature and professional about how he hated mine."

From the freak (she knows who she is): "It's true, I lied my ass off and I'm sorry it caused you so much grief."

From my ex-roommate (aka 'fatass'): "Your still not getting your rent deposit back because I spent it all on the Jenny Craig program. As you can see, it didn't work."

From GFY: "Who the f**k was he?"

chodadog · 03-09-2005, 02:28 PM

I haven't done the things i want to be remembered for yet. But i will.

reynold · 03-11-2005, 04:34 AM

Reynold, a good friend and one sexy guy.

jamesonxx · 03-11-2005, 04:35 AM

I want to be remembered as a nice post whore.

BRISK · 03-11-2005, 04:37 AM

I don't want a eulogy. I don't want a funeral either.

dasexi1 · 03-11-2005, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

I'm Dead?!?! Wtf? When Did That Happen And Why Did Nobody Tell Me!

I know right! this is the second time I've died on GFY!

who · 03-11-2005, 04:46 AM

I'd probably be happy enough if someone just turned up for the funeral.

dasexi1 · 03-11-2005, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by .?.

I'd probably be happy enough if someone just turned up for the funeral.

could be worse, you could be one of those people that dies in the bathtub and is found two months later only because the neighbors complain about a extremely foul oder coming from the house next door

03-09-2005, 01:56 PM	#1
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	Well thats it....your dead.....what would you want said at your eulogy? How do you want to be remembered.....and class for extra credit you may also include your obituary. I know its morbid but.............

03-09-2005, 02:07 PM	#2
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	I'm Dead?!?! Wtf? When Did That Happen And Why Did Nobody Tell Me! __________________ Old School

03-09-2005, 02:09 PM	#4
Icon Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The watercooler of life tripping balls with NPH Posts: 1,757	Died saving women and Children from a sinking cruise ship Survived by Wife Salma Hayek Icon __________________ Icon Professional Shark Wrestler ICQ: 214 674 095 "I see Brown people"

03-09-2005, 02:12 PM	#5
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	The olsen twins did me... I think that would be fine.. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

03-09-2005, 02:23 PM	#6
Stamen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Vegas Posts: 698	Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was...he was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California from La Holla to Leo Carillo, and up to Pismo. He died.. he died as so many young men of his generation before his time, and in your wisdom, Lord, you took him. Just as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe San, and Lan Doc, and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos.. in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been....we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Goodnight, sweet prince. __________________ Show me the pistil porn!

03-09-2005, 02:08 PM	#3
bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	he was never a sig whore

03-09-2005, 02:28 PM	#8
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	I haven't done the things i want to be remembered for yet. But i will. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

03-11-2005, 04:34 AM	#9
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Reynold, a good friend and one sexy guy.

03-11-2005, 04:35 AM	#10
jamesonxx Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 758	I want to be remembered as a nice post whore. __________________

03-11-2005, 04:37 AM	#11
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	I don't want a eulogy. I don't want a funeral either. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

03-11-2005, 04:46 AM	#13
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	I'd probably be happy enough if someone just turned up for the funeral.