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Originally Posted by Icon
Died saving women and Children from a sinking cruise ship
Survived by Wife Salma Hayek Icon
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Good one, I'm sure Salma would be in mourning for years
Mine:
From my future wife: "I loved him for being such a good man. He treated me with respect, always supported me and never let me down."
From the future kids: "He never spoiled us and always made sure we knew how proud he was of us."
From friends: "Damn, where are we going to pre-drink now?"
From enemies: "I hated his guts but he was always mature and professional about how he hated mine."
From the freak (she knows who she is): "It's true, I lied my ass off and I'm sorry it caused you so much grief."
From my ex-roommate (aka 'fatass'): "Your still not getting your rent deposit back because I spent it all on the Jenny Craig program. As you can see, it didn't work."
From GFY: "Who the f**k was he?"