Well thats it....your dead.....what would you want said at your eulogy?
 

How do you want to be remembered.....and class for extra credit you may also include your obituary.

I know its morbid but.............

I'm Dead?!?! Wtf? When Did That Happen And Why Did Nobody Tell Me!

he was never a sig whore

Died saving women and Children from a sinking cruise ship

Survived by Wife Salma Hayek Icon

The olsen twins did me...


I think that would be fine.. :1orglaugh

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was...he was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California from La Holla to Leo Carillo, and up to Pismo. He died.. he died as so many young men of his generation before his time, and in your wisdom, Lord, you took him. Just as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe San, and Lan Doc, and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos.. in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been....we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Good one, I'm sure Salma would be in mourning for years :winkwink:

Mine:
From my future wife: "I loved him for being such a good man. He treated me with respect, always supported me and never let me down."

From the future kids: "He never spoiled us and always made sure we knew how proud he was of us."

From friends: "Damn, where are we going to pre-drink now?"

From enemies: "I hated his guts but he was always mature and professional about how he hated mine."

From the freak (she knows who she is): "It's true, I lied my ass off and I'm sorry it caused you so much grief."

From my ex-roommate (aka 'fatass'): "Your still not getting your rent deposit back because I spent it all on the Jenny Craig program. As you can see, it didn't work."

From GFY: "Who the f**k was he?"

I haven't done the things i want to be remembered for yet. But i will.

Reynold, a good friend and one sexy guy. :1orglaugh

I want to be remembered as a nice post whore. :1orglaugh

I don't want a eulogy. I don't want a funeral either.

I know right! this is the second time I've died on GFY! :Oh crap

I'd probably be happy enough if someone just turned up for the funeral.

could be worse, you could be one of those people that dies in the bathtub and is found two months later only because the neighbors complain about a extremely foul oder coming from the house next door :eek2