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Gont · 12-14-2001, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim:
ROFL. That's for sure.

Gets you fat for 9 months and gets you "never-thin-again-ever" afterwards

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whoreans · 12-14-2001, 02:22 PM

cutting off your penis

boneprone · 12-14-2001, 06:12 PM

Respect The Woman

chass · 12-14-2001, 09:18 PM

snip here snip there...hey it's all good!

CC · 12-14-2001, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire:
Not true. But getting pregnant can make you fat for sure.

Actually it is true. However, it effects different women in different ways (i.e. some people may gain the weight gradually over a few years; some may not gain the weight at all; and some may gain a lot in the first few months, and then it will level off). I don't know all of the chemical reaction details, but basically, it makes you more prone to retaining water I believe.
Same goes for Depo Provera, on average women gain about 10 pounds per year that they are getting the shot, provided they are not exercising, or doing something else to prevent the weight gain,
Why women use the pill is beyond me anyway...talk about the pain in the ass taking a pill every day at the same time. Plus it's expensive. Depo provera is a hundred times easier and it's cheaper too

God, what a weird topic on an adult webmaster board!

Cassie

DialerNET · 12-14-2001, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by kittykat69:
But i still love anal sex - it's good value, cause soemetimes a guy is still worried that i might get preggo - even after i explained 100 times that i can't

Yeah.. let's face it.. The last thing most guys want is another lil shit running around.

*cough*

I love the colour my dick comes out sometimes. I've always appreciated women that will give a blowjob after anal sex.
That takes gusto!

Jason.

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Gont · 12-14-2001, 11:38 PM

comon Jason !

boneprone · 06-10-2003, 08:25 PM

Since this post, dank has had 4 children form 3 different women.

hottoddy · 06-10-2003, 08:48 PM

If they aint on the pill, just fuck'em in the ass.

Trolleater · 06-10-2003, 08:54 PM

the birth control pill

foe · 06-10-2003, 09:10 PM

the pill ;p \

BlueDesignStudios · 06-10-2003, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by kittykat69
I'm pretty sure that here is Oz it is illegal to have sex with someone if you do not tell them you have fatal STD.

Just in response to this, you might want to have a read of this article that featured in the Australian news yesterday:

http://news.com.au/common/story_page...55E421,00.html

archer · 06-10-2003, 10:52 PM

this thread is not about stds. it's about birth control.

anal sex is the way to go! 100% pregnancy free!

it 's fun, enjoyable for both the man and the woman and no worries about getting pregnant. what more can u ask for?

Exxxotica · 06-10-2003, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by archer
this thread is not about stds. it's about birth control.

anal sex is the way to go! 100% pregnancy free!

it 's fun, enjoyable for both the man and the woman and no worries about getting pregnant. what more can u ask for?

Putting an object in the butt must be an aquired pleasure. (

I had to use a suppository once after a surgery... got about 1/4 inch of it in and almost puked from the discomfort it caused.

AOLGuy · 06-10-2003, 11:42 PM

Anal sex is the best form of birth control.

Trojan magnums are #2 in my book.

AOLGuy · 06-10-2003, 11:43 PM

Of course, you could always use my new strategy, which is to sleep with girls who are already pregnant (preferably with someone else's child)!

Under 3 months, you really can't tell, and after that, well, it's full-on fetish sex!

mule · 06-11-2003, 12:07 AM

Vasectomy rocks

Peter Romero · 06-11-2003, 02:12 AM

cumming here always avoids the other spot...

chuk · 06-11-2003, 02:24 AM

I've pledged myself to a life of strict celebacy...after birth control didn't work.

thatdykeliz · 06-11-2003, 02:45 AM

You people scare me to death. See, this is what happens when you don't teach birth control in high school. The year after I graduated, Texas went to an abstinence-based sex-ed program...and a few years later, my old school dist. had to open up a pregnant-girl school. Correlation there? NO! Really?

My favorite form of birth control with my male partner is his vasectomy. Since he and I are fluid-bonded and don't use condoms, we can just go to it anytime without messing with a condom or dental dams, etc...but with other partners I always use barriers. Gloves for fisting, dams or saran wrap for pussy-eating, condoms on toys...

Y'all who think withdrawl and shit like that is going to keep you kid-and-STD free are insane. And Boneprone is right about the morning-after pill not being a BC method -- it's a last resort, and I know, because I've had to take it, when the hubby's condom broke while he was still fertile in the six weeks after his vasectomy. Not fun. The instructions I got said that the overdose of pills (4 pills at once, the 4 more some hours later, I think) might make me barf, and if it did I had to take more pills right away. Arrgh, I was terrified!

But, I didn't end up preggers, and since the hubby's vasectomy, all has been condom-less and spontaneous...and I got some funny-ass stories to tell about my hubby's behavior during and after the surgery as a bonus...

thane · 06-18-2003, 04:50 PM

the sponge or her swallowing or a condom that can be drained on my cock for her dessert

dinkz · 06-18-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
Also has anyone tried "Okeido" condoms? I've read these are supposed to be excellent but I can't find them anywhere -- nor can I find any info on them...

I'm not sure, but I think they're swedish... they sell 'em here and "okeido" is pronounced like the swedish word "Okejdå", which means something like "Okay then, lets go for it"

aztecvision · 06-18-2003, 05:57 PM

I prefer the pullout method

aztecvision · 06-18-2003, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
cumming here always avoids the other spot...

I don't think Trannies can get pregnant, so you'll be okay either way..

FlyingIguana · 06-18-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Phil21
Oh god, lots of clueless people here.

Pulling out is a very unreliable form of birth control, even if you do it without fail. Basically you've gotten lucky so far, so have fun when you're all of a sudden a dad.

And you can get diseases just going in, it makes no difference if you cum or not? Who the fuck is teaching people this shit? God damn.

The best proven forms of birth control are either a condom (for your one nighters), or better yet some sort of the pill (pills, shot, etc.) for someone you're with for a while. Condoms break. And the morning after pill is only around 90% effective.

Yes, I do take myself as a mini-expert on this shit now, after going through it all with seemingly hundreds of fucking doctors.

-Phil

condoms always break when you're with a slut

or maybe they just melt or something

strainer · 06-18-2003, 08:44 PM

My favorite form of birth control is to pull out well before the event (at least a minute) and finish up deep in her mouth.

No precum, no enjoyment lost for either party. I used this method for at least 10 years in my life and I highly recommend it, and the cute gurgling sounds she makes while you are drifting off to sleep are a definite plus.

Sometimes your girl doesn't feel like getting a mouthful of cum though, so I finish up in her poop chute on those nights, have to be a sensitive guy you know to what your girl wants...

boneprone · 04-29-2004, 07:21 AM

condoms

angeleyes · 04-29-2004, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
Anyway I'd like to hear from everyone how true it is that girls get fat once they are on the pill........?

In my case.........YES. It was just one of several factors that made me blow up to 150 lbs from 100lbs. (This was ages ago and the weight was lost when I stopped them and dieted).

Also.. the depo-shot: I DO NOT suggest this.. I had the worse possible side effects from one little shot. Try having "that time of the month" for 3 months straight/every day of the month

Babagirls · 04-29-2004, 07:35 AM

the pill

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