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Favorite form of birth control?
I must admit.....I hate condoms! My favorite form of birth control is either the girls using the morning after pill and the sponge or the pill and on my part, I just take the fucker out and spuzz on the chick's face or something.
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I don't use any..... that laser surgery I had did the damn trick..... my Dr turned me into a toy. LMAO
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No sex...but only if you don't mind going crazy http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif
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I too like the withdrawl method...seems to work best for me. Plus I dont have to deal with a messy condom. I just leave it for the girl to clean up.
It works well, I have no kids that I know of. [This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 06-10-2001).] |
Cool, Tam.
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Some of you guys are pretty gross.
Not only do I use 2 condoms, I also make sure my girlfriend is using birthcontrol pills. She must also have a copy of a recent blood test. You can never be too safe. |
I'm just like Exxxotica, I NEVER used birth control in my life and I never had any unexpected births. If you know when to pull out, you'll be ok. There's some people that pop out kids left and right with different girls, I can't see how they can do that, it's so easy, he he he.
I've only had sex with 2 different women in my life though. one woman that I've been with was a virgin, while the other, I've been with for 10 years now and is my wifey, so I don't have to worry about diseases. You might say ONLY 2 WOMEN ?!?! I'm just a commitment guy. I'm 27 now and have been with my current woman for 10 years, which brings me back to age 17, then the girl I had before that, I've been with for 4 years, so that kicks me back to age 13. Then the girl before that, I was with for about 2 years, we didn't really do anything, almost, but didn't, so I've been a taken man since I was 11, he he he. [This message has been edited by Slick (edited 06-10-2001).] |
Gotta love those Michiginians....or Michiganites.......or.....whatever.
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Boneprone Familly seems to have "found" the solution.
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Not endorsed by boneprone himself.. Condoms are the answer..
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It's "Michiganders"
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I like the Ortho Tri-Cyclen pill. They work well and make your skin nice, too.
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Shit guys, never underestimate birth control of some sort. I've Used the old "get that damn thing out in time" but that have left me with a babe getting pregnant three times. And Let me tell you, the first time she say "I'm pregnant" you jumped 6 feet.
Well, after the third time I went out and bought 50 condoms. You shold have seen the face of the elderly woman in the store http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif (She didn't tell me that she had been pregnant until after the third time) |
Shit, aint nothing wrong with withdrawl. Thats how they do it in the movies. Plus if you dont get your juices mixed with her juices, you cant get no diseases.
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I like to sink it in bareback and plant the seeds nice and deep http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif
Hmmm, come to think of it, the world is a strange place when facials are considered normal and creampies are a fetish http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/confused.gif Birth control though... I haven't had to worry about that for a few years since my girl's tubes are t(fr)ied. If we have sex w/ another girl, then I suppose I usually ask them... but I'm a little hesitant about sticking it in bareback with other girls anyway. Perhaps when I hit my mid-life crisis, I'll start sticking it anywhere and everywhere without asking or thinking. LOL - I said that as if I think before sex now http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif |
here is Wizdoms approved method hehehehehehe http://www.freeballers.com/parody/Di...irty+Deeds.mp3
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I always thought oral or anal sex or a hand job was the best birth control. 2 condoms? Sponges? Foam? Yuck!
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My ex kind of got me use to her form.
http://www.mistyhaze.com/images/birthc.jpg As I said.. My EX [This message has been edited by AA3X (edited 06-10-2001).] |
Yep, Corpsie is right, it's "Michiganders", ha ha ha. Actually though, I live up in UPPER Michigan, so I'm still a "Michigander", but up here they call us "Yoopers" because we all talk like Canadiens, saying "Eh" and "Ya", he he he.
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Oh god, lots of clueless people here.
Pulling out is a very unreliable form of birth control, even if you do it without fail. Basically you've gotten lucky so far, so have fun when you're all of a sudden a dad. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif And you can get diseases just going in, it makes no difference if you cum or not? Who the fuck is teaching people this shit? God damn. The best proven forms of birth control are either a condom (for your one nighters), or better yet some sort of the pill (pills, shot, etc.) for someone you're with for a while. Condoms break. And the morning after pill is only around 90% effective. Yes, I do take myself as a mini-expert on this shit now, after going through it all with seemingly hundreds of fucking doctors. -Phil |
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lol , that's about the stupidest thing you can do! Because they rub over eachother they rip open more easily... Don't they teach you that is school man? Plus when you use two condoms you can hardly feel anything! That's why the ultimate form of birth control is anal sex just like cdsmith said: http://members.home.net/cdsmodels/psafuture.asf [This message has been edited by deluxe (edited 06-11-2001).] |
If the morning after pill is 90% effective, I don't even have to be much of a gambling man to take that bet!
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morning after pill is a last resort form of birthcontrol like abortion.. It is not healthy for the girl taking it, nor should it be an acceptable standard form of birth control on a regular basis.
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Also, there is no such thing as a morning after pill.. IT is an overdose of "pills" more specifically it is a handfull of a particualr birthcontrol pill that overdoses the body with hormones the day after.. It is clearly not to be done multiple times, but rather a few times at most.. Not healthy at all for the womans reproductive cycle or hormonal balance.
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2 condoms is more effective than you think.
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BP,
if you use the "splash" method you don't need to worry. Just gotta make sure you get the condom off in time! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif ------------------ Make Money. Period. www.pythonvideo.com www.dollarmachine.com |
LOL,,,i could see there's alot of non pussy getting porno webmasters,,
(i wonder why?) if you think withdraw method works like phil says you guys are lucky(or sterile http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif) and worst of all pulling out just before you bust doesn't feel as good,, answer this question? how many times have you felt like busting when you get all into cause the girl is screaming loud and you wanna get a couple of strokes in just before you nut,,,BAM shot a load inside the pussy,,now you gotta get the Vinegar water(old school birth control),, and btw anal sex is the most riskiest sex ever,,even with a condom,, God did not make the ass design for a dick to go inside..Thats the hole will tear and bleed,, This my theory, 1. Gay people get hiv/AIDs because of ANAL sex? 2. Gay people with hiv/AIDs that haven't come out the closet has sex with girls to hide their sexuality and have anal sex with them 3. Straight people have sex with a girl that had sex with a gay person and has anal sex. so my ADVICE always use a condom and avoid anal sex.. (plus no eating pussy and avoid crack heads) this way you can have many different partners and can enjoy a nice life without any worries ------------------ ------------ Playa icq#38147712 Got a Black site or category? Get a Black Dialer!! www.NoBSdialer.com |
hmmm maybe Dank is sterile?
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Fuck that shit!
I love anal sex! I love eating pussy! And the grand finale of having sex is to see my load being splattered all over a pretty girls' face! If she likes it she'll wipe the sperm off with her hands and lick it off her fingers. If she doesn't like it you just tell her you didn't want to get her pregnant! Haha! ------------------ Dank Photo Content Provider Fired By Boneprone Family |
great thread
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A classic
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This thread is my worst nightmare.
Anyway my sex life is personal but I know Phil is right -- he is scaring the crap out of me ;) Well I figure if you're going to die -- it might as well be from fucking... but anyway I'm through with taking chances! Condoms are a real bitch but I think 90% of the condom game is just finding your brand/size... I just spent many hours researching/surfing for condoms -- I got a real wide dick so it's even worse. You can't feel anything with a condom that's too tight -- and many of the "larger" size condoms are usually the same width -- just longer... also they don't make any "ultra-sensitive/micro-thin" type of condoms in the larger sizes... the best I found so far was the Kimono Maxx which the latex is supposed to be 20% thinner... I'll give those a test run and see what happens :p I did some research on the only "plastic" condom (*Avanti*) which is basically non-latex and is compatible w/ oil based lube... it's advertised to be stronger than latex *but* many reports come in that these condoms tear very easily... plus they feel like wax paper. So avoid those. From all I've read and tried it seems the condoms w/ more room in the head area feel better... Also if you're not worried about STD's I think it's worth a shot spending the extra cash to try some of these sheep intestine condoms... They don't block HIV/STD but they block preg. fine and I've read they feel great... they're expensive because basically they have to kill all those sheep -- then clean the crap out of the intestines -- then they sew elastic into them -- jesus... |
Anyway I'd like to hear from everyone how true it is that girls get fat once they are on the pill........?
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Also has anyone tried "Okeido" condoms? I've read these are supposed to be excellent but I can't find them anywhere -- nor can I find any info on them...
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Wonder how many of those in this thread that relied on withdrawel are dads now.
Girls can get pregnant from pre-cum. And you got know way of knowing when that's gonna come out. Oh and yah.. Who'd wanna give up on eating pussy? Specially the real wet ones. I ain't done my job right if I ain't got a facial of my own by the time I'm finished. If you pull your face away and you haven't got juice-string connecting you to her pussy, then get yer head back in there! Jason. ------------------ DialerNET - Up to 85 cents per minute. We will host your dialers free. We pay by check or wire. Wires at NO charge! |
Yeah pre-cum is supposed to have the most potent sperm...
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i love it.
This explains all the STD's Dank has. Isnt it against the law to knowingly spread STDs to a partner? Even if it is some trailer trash chick you meet at the bus stop? Or are laws not applied to bus stop hoes? Ive known of at least 8 girls Dank had sex with this year alone he met at a bus stop and had unprotected sex. Now he drives a cab for a living and takes these toothless skanks home to fuck. Im serious! Its too funny, but a health hazzard isnt it? [This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 12-14-2001).] |
and illegal?
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or is only illegal if the STD is a fatal disease like HIV?
Shit Syphillis can be fatal.. Not that Dank has it or anything.. (that we know of) But Im sure there must be some law that gets you in trouble for knowingly spreading a STD and just not giving a damn? |
what about crabs?
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I'm pretty sure that here is Oz it is illegal to have sex with someone if you do not tell them you have fatal STD.
I don't use any contraception because I cannot have children anyway. But i still love anal sex - it's good value, cause soemetimes a guy is still worried that i might get preggo - even after i explained 100 times that i can't In answer to The Fly's question - YES! the pill does make you gain a few punds .. When i first got my periods about age 13 - the doctors had to put me on the pill coz i was too skinny and i used to bleed for like 30 days - so they shoved me on the pill and I gained some weight and the problem stopped. <a href="http://www.sexcontents.com">http://www.analssexx.com/kitty/mebutton.jpg</a> |
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Somtimes I warez a condom, somtimes I dont! How the fuck you supposed ta feel anything with a piece of fucking rubber on yo cack? Shit, bitches should just use the pill and get constant tests, that way I dont have to worry about makin any mo babbies, or getting some skanky bitch disease. |
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