Colon Cleansing???? - GoFuckYourself.com

DavieVegas · 03-06-2005, 04:58 PM

Ok, im hearing from tons of people tell me this is healthy and works well in terms of dropping some weight...im afraid that if i do it, ill be like 140 pounds..i weight 180 right now..i dont want to be shitting my life away lol...anyone get this?

FunForOne · 03-06-2005, 04:59 PM

I heard the same things. I dont think you lose 40 pounds of fecal matter, at least not at your weight.

I heard John Wayne died with 40 pounds in him.

LittleMack · 03-06-2005, 04:59 PM

ColonBlow of course!!! Clean those stanky pipes and feel 110% better.

Alex · 03-06-2005, 05:00 PM

your like what? 19
Why are you even thinking about it?

Theo · 03-06-2005, 05:01 PM

40 pounds? get real, no wAY

FelixFlow · 03-06-2005, 05:02 PM

isnt that when they stick a water hose up your ass and wash it out with high pressure ?

no thanks

rambler · 03-06-2005, 05:07 PM

http://www.mayoclinic.com/invoke.cfm?id=AN00065

Pornwolf · 03-06-2005, 05:47 PM

If you want to lose weight exercise. Fat loss and feces removal are two different things.

Now on the other hand if you want to freshen your body and get rid of a ton of mucous, bacteria and old hardened impacted shit then by all means have a colonic. Although, at 19 it's unlikely you have anything but a buit of mucous inside your digestive tract.

Theo · 03-06-2005, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambler

http://www.mayoclinic.com/invoke.cfm?id=AN00065

where's Dr. GFY (aka Juicylinks) ?

DavieVegas · 03-06-2005, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

your like what? 19
Why are you even thinking about it?

Im not 19, im 24, wasnt thinking about it..people lately have been talking non stop about it so i asked..But i eat a shitload of meat and fastfood in my day...I mean tons...But i was just asking

warlock5 · 03-06-2005, 05:57 PM

That cracked me up, 40 lbs of shit

I remember in high school wrestlers would take laxitives to lose weight.. dorks.

I've never heard a doctor say anything about colon cleansing. I think its a load of BS (pun not intended)

Spunky · 03-06-2005, 06:21 PM

Poopin is cool

DavieVegas · 03-06-2005, 06:22 PM

ya poopn is pretty fun

boner 2.0 · 03-06-2005, 06:23 PM

Juicy did it

Alex · 03-06-2005, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas

Im not 19, im 24, wasnt thinking about it..people lately have been talking non stop about it so i asked..But i eat a shitload of meat and fastfood in my day...I mean tons...But i was just asking

wait at least 15 years before worring about it.

Pleasurepays · 03-06-2005, 07:37 PM

Be careful of all the BS and crappy opinions people have. You can go to any pharmacy and buy some stuff called Fleet Phospo-Soda. Drink the whole bottle and a lot of water (confirm everything with the pharmicist on duty). Its the same thing that you would have to do before colon surgery.. so it will be as clean as you can get.

I dont know what the benefit might be other than you can make sure that you do not have any problems with undigested food rotting in your colon or something. I doubt that for a young, healthy person with a sane diet, that there is any benefit at all. I am 34 and I have done it a couple times just for the sake of doing it.

You are not going to lose weight by doing something like this. You are too young to have any problems and at the worst, you will get a little dehydrated and lose water weight, which is temporary.

Barefootsies · 03-06-2005, 07:42 PM

Nothing like spending a day on the can. Make sure you have a lot of TP and some cream to apply to your crack when it gets all raw from a day's worth of pinching off loafs.

Poppy · 03-06-2005, 07:44 PM

I've had 3 treatments of hydrocolonics. You will not lose anywhere near that amount.

goBigtime · 03-06-2005, 07:51 PM

There is a forum out there that has a lot of information and discussion about colon and liver cleansing. But this is GFY so I'm not sure that I should link it.

Juicy D. Links · 03-06-2005, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

where's Dr. GFY (aka Juicylinks) ?

I am hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

03-06-2005, 04:58 PM	#1
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FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	I heard the same things. I dont think you lose 40 pounds of fecal matter, at least not at your weight. I heard John Wayne died with 40 pounds in him.

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warlock5 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Uranus Posts: 2,808	That cracked me up, 40 lbs of shit I remember in high school wrestlers would take laxitives to lose weight.. dorks. I've never heard a doctor say anything about colon cleansing. I think its a load of BS (pun not intended)

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	Be careful of all the BS and crappy opinions people have. You can go to any pharmacy and buy some stuff called Fleet Phospo-Soda. Drink the whole bottle and a lot of water (confirm everything with the pharmicist on duty). Its the same thing that you would have to do before colon surgery.. so it will be as clean as you can get. I dont know what the benefit might be other than you can make sure that you do not have any problems with undigested food rotting in your colon or something. I doubt that for a young, healthy person with a sane diet, that there is any benefit at all. I am 34 and I have done it a couple times just for the sake of doing it. You are not going to lose weight by doing something like this. You are too young to have any problems and at the worst, you will get a little dehydrated and lose water weight, which is temporary. Last edited by Pleasurepays; 03-06-2005 at 07:39 PM..

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goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	There is a forum out there that has a lot of information and discussion about colon and liver cleansing. But this is GFY so I'm not sure that I should link it.