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DavieVegas 03-06-2005 04:58 PM

Colon Cleansing????
 
Ok, im hearing from tons of people tell me this is healthy and works well in terms of dropping some weight...im afraid that if i do it, ill be like 140 pounds..i weight 180 right now..i dont want to be shitting my life away lol...anyone get this?

FunForOne 03-06-2005 04:59 PM

I heard the same things. I dont think you lose 40 pounds of fecal matter, at least not at your weight.

I heard John Wayne died with 40 pounds in him.

LittleMack 03-06-2005 04:59 PM

ColonBlow of course!!! Clean those stanky pipes and feel 110% better. :thumbsup

Alex 03-06-2005 05:00 PM

your like what? 19
Why are you even thinking about it?

Theo 03-06-2005 05:01 PM

40 pounds? get real, no wAY

FelixFlow 03-06-2005 05:02 PM

isnt that when they stick a water hose up your ass and wash it out with high pressure ?

no thanks

:)

rambler 03-06-2005 05:07 PM

http://www.mayoclinic.com/invoke.cfm?id=AN00065

Pornwolf 03-06-2005 05:47 PM

If you want to lose weight exercise. Fat loss and feces removal are two different things.

Now on the other hand if you want to freshen your body and get rid of a ton of mucous, bacteria and old hardened impacted shit then by all means have a colonic. Although, at 19 it's unlikely you have anything but a buit of mucous inside your digestive tract.

Theo 03-06-2005 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambler


where's Dr. GFY (aka Juicylinks) ?

DavieVegas 03-06-2005 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
your like what? 19
Why are you even thinking about it?

Im not 19, im 24, wasnt thinking about it..people lately have been talking non stop about it so i asked..But i eat a shitload of meat and fastfood in my day...I mean tons...But i was just asking

warlock5 03-06-2005 05:57 PM

That cracked me up, 40 lbs of shit :1orglaugh

I remember in high school wrestlers would take laxitives to lose weight.. dorks.

I've never heard a doctor say anything about colon cleansing. I think its a load of BS (pun not intended)

Spunky 03-06-2005 06:21 PM

Poopin is cool :thumbsup

DavieVegas 03-06-2005 06:22 PM

ya poopn is pretty fun

boner 2.0 03-06-2005 06:23 PM

Juicy did it

Alex 03-06-2005 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas
Im not 19, im 24, wasnt thinking about it..people lately have been talking non stop about it so i asked..But i eat a shitload of meat and fastfood in my day...I mean tons...But i was just asking

wait at least 15 years before worring about it.

Pleasurepays 03-06-2005 07:37 PM

Be careful of all the BS and crappy opinions people have. You can go to any pharmacy and buy some stuff called Fleet Phospo-Soda. Drink the whole bottle and a lot of water (confirm everything with the pharmicist on duty). Its the same thing that you would have to do before colon surgery.. so it will be as clean as you can get.

I dont know what the benefit might be other than you can make sure that you do not have any problems with undigested food rotting in your colon or something. I doubt that for a young, healthy person with a sane diet, that there is any benefit at all. I am 34 and I have done it a couple times just for the sake of doing it.

You are not going to lose weight by doing something like this. You are too young to have any problems and at the worst, you will get a little dehydrated and lose water weight, which is temporary.

Barefootsies 03-06-2005 07:42 PM

Nothing like spending a day on the can. Make sure you have a lot of TP and some cream to apply to your crack when it gets all raw from a day's worth of pinching off loafs.

:1orglaugh

Poppy 03-06-2005 07:44 PM

I've had 3 treatments of hydrocolonics. You will not lose anywhere near that amount.

goBigtime 03-06-2005 07:51 PM

There is a forum out there that has a lot of information and discussion about colon and liver cleansing. But this is GFY so I'm not sure that I should link it.

Juicy D. Links 03-06-2005 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
where's Dr. GFY (aka Juicylinks) ?

I am hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :pimp


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