How many calories do you burn sitting at the computer, all day long? - GoFuckYourself.com

clickhappy · 03-09-2005, 10:34 PM

Anyone know the answer to this?
The whole day just flew by and I didnt leave my desk except to run an errand.

Spunky · 03-09-2005, 10:35 PM

Probably ten from swilling the beers

BlueWire · 03-09-2005, 10:38 PM

Depends on your weight, resting metabolism, your lean body mass, and your activity level during the rest of your day or other days of the week. Anywhere from 1600-3000....i'd say for a male around 185 or so that doesnt have that much activity you'd be in the lower 2000 range

tical · 03-09-2005, 10:38 PM

http://health.discovery.com/tools/ca...sal/basal.html

spamofon · 03-09-2005, 10:40 PM

more like u get a 10000 more

smack · 03-09-2005, 10:42 PM

heh, not nearly enough...

Icon · 03-09-2005, 10:45 PM

jerking or not jerking?

gecko · 03-09-2005, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icon

jerking or not jerking?

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That is the question. :D

Sparks · 03-09-2005, 10:51 PM

Lol, not near enough. That's why I gotta get the daily workout in.

aaron · 03-09-2005, 10:51 PM

i really gotta start exercising soon

rollinOn20s · 03-09-2005, 10:53 PM

I agree with Icon, depends on how many nuts you get in!

clickhappy · 03-09-2005, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icon

jerking or not jerking?

usually 3 times a day, about 15 seconds each time

escorpio · 03-09-2005, 11:14 PM

three

...

pornguy · 03-09-2005, 11:15 PM

if I see a hot chick on a GFY thread, then I burn a lot of them hehehe

The Bootyologist · 03-09-2005, 11:16 PM

3500 calories

Sosa · 03-09-2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

if I see a hot chick on a GFY thread, then I burn a lot of them hehehe

you sicko!

03-09-2005, 11:23 PM

+ 3000 calories/day...

sit, eat, sit, eat, sit, eat, sit, sleep, sit...
you get the point.

$5 submissions · 03-09-2005, 11:24 PM

Whatever it is, probably not enough. I gotta hit the gym more often

woj · 03-09-2005, 11:25 PM

75-100 calories per hour...

SmutGiant · 03-09-2005, 11:26 PM

The amount of typing I do should make up for my lack of cardiovascular activity. Right??

shuki · 03-09-2005, 11:28 PM

not many

rickholio · 03-10-2005, 12:31 AM

My basal rate is around 2500kcal, but I'm a pretty big guy (6'1"). The smaller you are and older you are, the less calories you need to maintain... which unfortunately also means the less food you need to eat or more exercise you need to engage in to maintain weight. I try to counterbalance my desk-jockey lifestyle with at least a half hour on my eliptical trainer daily, and by drinking a bunch of caffienated stuff (mostly in tea form) which ostensibly pumps my metabolism up.

jamesonxx · 03-10-2005, 12:40 AM

As many calories you burn while sleeping.

reynold · 03-10-2005, 12:55 AM

Probably one calorie per breathing.

Jaymus. · 03-10-2005, 12:57 AM

The thought of all these fatass replys in threads makes me happy I'm average weight. :D GFY is a cesspool of the obese.

fl_prn_str · 03-10-2005, 01:24 AM

would venture to guess little to none...........

HomeTown_Hero · 03-10-2005, 01:30 AM

A substantial amount, I masterbate hourly.

PenisFace · 03-10-2005, 01:32 AM

If I didnt run a few miles a day 4 or 5 days a week i'd be one fat mother fucker

More Booze · 03-10-2005, 02:11 AM

I would say that you burn about 1900 calories if you dont do any workout at all.
Watch what you eat and you wont get fat.

PHPdude · 03-10-2005, 02:34 AM

does ejaculating while sitting in front of the pc jacking off to porn makes one loose calories?

More Booze · 03-10-2005, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHPdude

does ejaculating while sitting in front of the pc jacking off to porn makes one loose calories?

heh, of course it does, but not that many

03-09-2005, 10:34 PM	#1
clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	How many calories do you burn sitting at the computer, all day long? Anyone know the answer to this? The whole day just flew by and I didnt leave my desk except to run an errand.

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03-09-2005, 10:38 PM	#3
BlueWire Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,628	Depends on your weight, resting metabolism, your lean body mass, and your activity level during the rest of your day or other days of the week. Anywhere from 1600-3000....i'd say for a male around 185 or so that doesnt have that much activity you'd be in the lower 2000 range

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03-09-2005, 10:51 PM	#9
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03-09-2005, 10:51 PM	#10
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03-09-2005, 11:16 PM	#15
The Bootyologist So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: m00dville Posts: 2,912	3500 calories

03-09-2005, 11:23 PM	#17
Pimp Dough Guest Posts: n/a	+ 3000 calories/day... sit, eat, sit, eat, sit, eat, sit, sleep, sit... you get the point.

03-09-2005, 11:24 PM	#18
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03-09-2005, 11:26 PM	#20
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,896	The amount of typing I do should make up for my lack of cardiovascular activity. Right??

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03-10-2005, 12:31 AM	#22
rickholio Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nor'easterland Posts: 1,914	My basal rate is around 2500kcal, but I'm a pretty big guy (6'1"). The smaller you are and older you are, the less calories you need to maintain... which unfortunately also means the less food you need to eat or more exercise you need to engage in to maintain weight. I try to counterbalance my desk-jockey lifestyle with at least a half hour on my eliptical trainer daily, and by drinking a bunch of caffienated stuff (mostly in tea form) which ostensibly pumps my metabolism up.

03-10-2005, 12:40 AM	#23
jamesonxx Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 758	As many calories you burn while sleeping. __________________

03-10-2005, 12:55 AM	#24
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Probably one calorie per breathing.

03-10-2005, 12:57 AM	#25
Jaymus. Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: BC. Posts: 304	The thought of all these fatass replys in threads makes me happy I'm average weight. :D GFY is a cesspool of the obese.

03-10-2005, 01:24 AM	#26
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	would venture to guess little to none...........

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03-10-2005, 02:11 AM	#29
More Booze Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,116	I would say that you burn about 1900 calories if you dont do any workout at all. Watch what you eat and you wont get fat.

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