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clickhappy 03-09-2005 10:34 PM

How many calories do you burn sitting at the computer, all day long?
 
Anyone know the answer to this?
The whole day just flew by and I didnt leave my desk except to run an errand.

Spunky 03-09-2005 10:35 PM

Probably ten from swilling the beers :helpme

BlueWire 03-09-2005 10:38 PM

Depends on your weight, resting metabolism, your lean body mass, and your activity level during the rest of your day or other days of the week. Anywhere from 1600-3000....i'd say for a male around 185 or so that doesnt have that much activity you'd be in the lower 2000 range

tical 03-09-2005 10:38 PM

http://health.discovery.com/tools/ca...sal/basal.html

spamofon 03-09-2005 10:40 PM

more like u get a 10000 more

smack 03-09-2005 10:42 PM

heh, not nearly enough...

Icon 03-09-2005 10:45 PM

jerking or not jerking?

gecko 03-09-2005 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icon
jerking or not jerking?

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That is the question. :D

Sparks 03-09-2005 10:51 PM

Lol, not near enough. That's why I gotta get the daily workout in.

aaron 03-09-2005 10:51 PM

i really gotta start exercising soon

rollinOn20s 03-09-2005 10:53 PM

I agree with Icon, depends on how many nuts you get in!

clickhappy 03-09-2005 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icon
jerking or not jerking?

usually 3 times a day, about 15 seconds each time

escorpio 03-09-2005 11:14 PM

three





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pornguy 03-09-2005 11:15 PM

if I see a hot chick on a GFY thread, then I burn a lot of them hehehe

The Bootyologist 03-09-2005 11:16 PM

3500 calories

Sosa 03-09-2005 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
if I see a hot chick on a GFY thread, then I burn a lot of them hehehe

you sicko!

Pimp Dough 03-09-2005 11:23 PM

+ 3000 calories/day...

sit, eat, sit, eat, sit, eat, sit, sleep, sit...
you get the point.

$5 submissions 03-09-2005 11:24 PM

Whatever it is, probably not enough. I gotta hit the gym more often :(

woj 03-09-2005 11:25 PM

75-100 calories per hour...

SmutGiant 03-09-2005 11:26 PM

The amount of typing I do should make up for my lack of cardiovascular activity. Right??

shuki 03-09-2005 11:28 PM

not many

rickholio 03-10-2005 12:31 AM

My basal rate is around 2500kcal, but I'm a pretty big guy (6'1"). The smaller you are and older you are, the less calories you need to maintain... which unfortunately also means the less food you need to eat or more exercise you need to engage in to maintain weight. I try to counterbalance my desk-jockey lifestyle with at least a half hour on my eliptical trainer daily, and by drinking a bunch of caffienated stuff (mostly in tea form) which ostensibly pumps my metabolism up. :thumbsup

jamesonxx 03-10-2005 12:40 AM

As many calories you burn while sleeping. :1orglaugh

reynold 03-10-2005 12:55 AM

Probably one calorie per breathing. :1orglaugh

Jaymus. 03-10-2005 12:57 AM

The thought of all these fatass replys in threads makes me happy I'm average weight. :D GFY is a cesspool of the obese.

fl_prn_str 03-10-2005 01:24 AM

would venture to guess little to none........... :upsidedow

HomeTown_Hero 03-10-2005 01:30 AM

A substantial amount, I masterbate hourly.

PenisFace 03-10-2005 01:32 AM

If I didnt run a few miles a day 4 or 5 days a week i'd be one fat mother fucker :pimp

More Booze 03-10-2005 02:11 AM

I would say that you burn about 1900 calories if you dont do any workout at all.
Watch what you eat and you wont get fat.

PHPdude 03-10-2005 02:34 AM

does ejaculating while sitting in front of the pc jacking off to porn makes one loose calories?

More Booze 03-10-2005 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHPdude
does ejaculating while sitting in front of the pc jacking off to porn makes one loose calories?

heh, of course it does, but not that many


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