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12-11-2001, 12:20 AM
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Confirmed User
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Location: Florida
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Top 10 Reasons to Become an Adult Webmaster
I could only think of 5, you guys come up with the rest...
-You can do business in your underwear! (actually, underwear is optional) -If your girlfriend/wife catches you looking at porn, you can tell her its a career move. -Several trips to Las Vegas per year that are tax deductible. -Your friends will dub you 'Porn King'. -Rewarding trips to the mailbox on a daily basis. ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.webmastervault.com" TARGET=_blank>  More info, more resources, more cheese in the bank. </A> We are looking for writers... ICQ me: 91573698 |
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12-11-2001, 12:22 AM
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
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How many of your friends get to write off their porn collection as "research material"
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12-11-2001, 12:23 AM
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I'm here for SPORT
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what's a mailbox, all my checks are wired?
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12-11-2001, 12:23 AM
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6. Weekly trips to the nudie bar suddenly become 'market research'.
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12-11-2001, 12:25 AM
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I'm here for SPORT
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Toys (computer crap) is a write off hookers are now a write-off Buying anyting 'Adult' is a write off |
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12-11-2001, 12:27 AM
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12-11-2001, 12:28 AM
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I'm here for SPORT
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your wife cann't get mad at you for fucking a hooker cause it's all part of market research.
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12-11-2001, 12:29 AM
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Chronic Masteurbation becomes "field testing"
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12-11-2001, 12:31 AM
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You become so desensitized to porn and women that the only thing that turns you on are transexual black bbw midgets. |
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12-11-2001, 12:32 AM
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Here's another one...
You will become a silent hero to men around the world. |
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12-11-2001, 12:34 AM
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12-11-2001, 12:39 AM
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I'm here for SPORT
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12-11-2001, 12:39 AM
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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This business accepts people from all walks of life. So whether your nuts itch, or you like to have sex with goats, you're welcome here.
------------------ Did somebody say Free Content? |
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12-11-2001, 12:41 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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You can jerk off at work without a sexual harassment suit being filed against you.
The visits to the shrink for your "porn addiction" are a tax write off. You can hang out on GFY all day instead of working a real job. The sicker bastards can use the website as an excuse to feed their lust for Tranny/YoYoBean content. ------------------  |
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12-11-2001, 12:48 AM
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Jesus loves bacon
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we can sit and watch the expressions on peoples' faces at restaurants as we discuss porn ;)))
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12-11-2001, 12:54 AM
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12-11-2001, 02:11 AM
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aka K-Man
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12-11-2001, 03:07 AM
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wtf
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So you can lie to your wife about your income and still make her get up at 7:00 am to go to work so you can bang the neihbors wife all day.
hahahaha Big Pimpin BV |
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12-11-2001, 03:22 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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12-11-2001, 06:02 AM
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lol.. here's another good one...
Foul language is encouraged in the workplace. ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.webmastervault.com" TARGET=_blank> More info, more resources, more cheese in the bank. </A> We are looking for writers... ICQ me: 91573698 |
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12-11-2001, 06:25 AM
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My handicap has reduced
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12-11-2001, 08:09 AM
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You can CUM to this board and tell everyone to
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12-11-2001, 08:14 AM
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you can work together with out rich people
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12-11-2001, 08:55 AM
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-Your friends will dub you 'Porn King'.
hahaha. Man you nailed that one..LOL.. I get that shit from my peoples all the time.. |
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12-13-2001, 12:05 AM
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only job where you can get up late....smoke a fat ass joint in your office then watch some midget porn without getting fired!
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12-13-2001, 12:17 AM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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word up dp!
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