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Top 10 Reasons to Become an Adult Webmaster
I could only think of 5, you guys come up with the rest...
-You can do business in your underwear! (actually, underwear is optional) -If your girlfriend/wife catches you looking at porn, you can tell her its a career move. -Several trips to Las Vegas per year that are tax deductible. -Your friends will dub you 'Porn King'. -Rewarding trips to the mailbox on a daily basis. ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.webmastervault.com" TARGET=_blank> http://www.webmastervault.com/wv-banners/wv-3.gif More info, more resources, more cheese in the bank. </A> We are looking for writers... ICQ me: 91573698 |
How many of your friends get to write off their porn collection as "research material"
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what's a mailbox, all my checks are wired?
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6. Weekly trips to the nudie bar suddenly become 'market research'.
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Toys (computer crap) is a write off hookers are now a write-off Buying anyting 'Adult' is a write off |
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your wife cann't get mad at you for fucking a hooker cause it's all part of market research.
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Chronic Masteurbation becomes "field testing"
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You become so desensitized to porn and women that the only thing that turns you on are transexual black bbw midgets. |
Here's another one...
You will become a silent hero to men around the world. |
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This business accepts people from all walks of life. So whether your nuts itch, or you like to have sex with goats, you're welcome here.
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You can jerk off at work without a sexual harassment suit being filed against you.
The visits to the shrink for your "porn addiction" are a tax write off. You can hang out on GFY all day instead of working a real job. The sicker bastards can use the website as an excuse to feed their lust for Tranny/YoYoBean content. ------------------ http://www.ampcontent.com/images/100x100ad.gif |
we can sit and watch the expressions on peoples' faces at restaurants as we discuss porn ;)))
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So you can lie to your wife about your income and still make her get up at 7:00 am to go to work so you can bang the neihbors wife all day.
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lol.. here's another good one...
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You can CUM to this board and tell everyone to
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-Your friends will dub you 'Porn King'.
hahaha. Man you nailed that one..LOL.. I get that shit from my peoples all the time.. |
only job where you can get up late....smoke a fat ass joint in your office then watch some midget porn without getting fired!
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