Top 10 Reasons to Become an Adult Webmaster

[pornJester]

I could only think of 5, you guys come up with the rest...

-You can do business in your underwear! (actually, underwear is optional)
-If your girlfriend/wife catches you looking at porn, you can tell her its a career move.
-Several trips to Las Vegas per year that are tax deductible.
-Your friends will dub you 'Porn King'.
-Rewarding trips to the mailbox on a daily basis.

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[Snake Doctor]

How many of your friends get to write off their porn collection as "research material"

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[SleazyDream]

what's a mailbox, all my checks are wired?

[jimmy3way]

6. Weekly trips to the nudie bar suddenly become 'market research'.

[SleazyDream]

Toys (computer crap) is a write off
hookers are now a write-off
Buying anyting 'Adult' is a write off

[pornJester]

Originally posted by SleazyDream:

Toys (computer crap) is a write off
hookers are now a write-off
Buying anyting 'Adult' is a write off

we all know the obvious ones, try and throw a satirical twist on it

[SleazyDream]

your wife cann't get mad at you for fucking a hooker cause it's all part of market research.

[Exxxotica]

Chronic Masteurbation becomes "field testing"

[[Labret]]

You become so desensitized to porn and women that the only thing that turns you on are transexual black bbw midgets.

[pornJester]

Here's another one...


You will become a silent hero to men around the world.

[pornJester]

Originally posted by [Labret]:

You become so desensitized to porn and women that the only thing that turns you on are transexual black bbw midgets.

lol... save that one for the 10 Reasons not to become an adult webmaster thread...

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by pornJester:
Here's another one...


You will become a silent hero to men around the world.

not even silent. Once my buddies found out what I did for a living I was elevated to the ranks of a God. Old guys, young guys, they all tell me all the time what I GREAT job I have. Even my Dr. is envious of what I do.

[Snake Doctor]

This business accepts people from all walks of life. So whether your nuts itch, or you like to have sex with goats, you're welcome here.

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[AaronM]

You can jerk off at work without a sexual harassment suit being filed against you.

The visits to the shrink for your "porn addiction" are a tax write off.

You can hang out on GFY all day instead of working a real job.

The sicker bastards can use the website as an excuse to feed their lust for Tranny/YoYoBean content.

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[SykkBoy]

we can sit and watch the expressions on peoples' faces at restaurants as we discuss porn ;)))

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[oscer]

Originally posted by AaronM:
You can jerk off at work without a sexual harassment suit being filed against you.

hahaha yea that is a good thing hahahah


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[kmanrox]

Originally posted by SleazyDream:
your wife cann't get mad at you for fucking a hooker cause it's all part of market research.

bahahaha

[BV]

So you can lie to your wife about your income and still make her get up at 7:00 am to go to work so you can bang the neihbors wife all day.

hahahaha
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[TheFLY]

Originally posted by SykkBoy2:
we can sit and watch the expressions on peoples' faces at restaurants as we discuss porn ;)))

Yes... This reminds me of our very lively dicsussion of bukakee in Vegas...

"Excuse me... Do you have any bukakee sauce for my salad?"


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[pornJester]

lol.. here's another good one...


Foul language is encouraged in the workplace.

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[Bake]

My handicap has reduced

[Sexplay]

You can CUM to this board and tell everyone to
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[Super Sonic]

-Your friends will dub you 'Porn King'.

hahaha. Man you nailed that one..LOL.. I get that shit from my peoples all the time..

[digital_pimp]

only job where you can get up late....smoke a fat ass joint in your office then watch some midget porn without getting fired!

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[pr0]

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