The Correct Way to Play with your balls ()() - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 03-01-2005, 01:18 PM

Follow Directions Carefully. Mishandling your balls may cause injury if not done properly.

The balls should be placed in one's hand and rotated in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction. This will keep all of the points in the hand in constant motionwith all muscles contracting and relaxing harmoniously.

Beginners should try to select balls of smaller size and gradually move up in size as proficiency improves. Ultimately, one can alternate hands and may even choose to have up to four balls in one hand at a time.

Balls should be kept dry and clean. Although ones balls are usually strong and durable, the owner should avoid violently knocking them against each other or other objects. It is also advisable to coat your balls with wax or grease for mainenance and preservation.

Yes, Chinese iron balls have been long famed as a great method of relaxation.

The Heron · 03-01-2005, 01:21 PM

I lost my balls, but I still have the box!

Fred Quimby · 03-01-2005, 01:32 PM

You should get this for the door to your office:

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 03-01-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

You should get this for the door to your office:

lol...i don't feel like knocking in that door...that's so funny

MandyBlake · 03-01-2005, 01:45 PM

i never figured i'd be able to handle those balls without dropping them.

Bugbee · 03-01-2005, 01:59 PM

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sickkittens · 03-01-2005, 02:02 PM

How do you play with these balls?

tungsten · 03-01-2005, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

You should get this for the door to your office:

classic

spideriux · 03-01-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

How do you play with these balls?

ohh fuck :/

nojob · 03-01-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

How do you play with these balls?

That picture will now go next to the pic of the guy cutting his dick off.

Manowar · 03-01-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

You should get this for the door to your office:

RayVega · 03-01-2005, 03:41 PM

See video here!

sperbonzo · 03-01-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

See video here!

Actually, that's not quite correct, the balls should be sliding against one another as they go around

tranza · 03-01-2005, 03:52 PM

Idiot.

8charac

Nightraven · 03-01-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

How do you play with these balls?

now that's just plain sick!

jamesonxx · 03-03-2005, 01:09 AM

Very informative.

Farang · 03-03-2005, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

You should get this for the door to your office:

haha, it's from scary movie

wargames · 03-03-2005, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

You should get this for the door to your office:

Cool pic.

xclusive · 03-03-2005, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

How do you play with these balls?

that's so fucking wrong

adonthenet · 03-03-2005, 02:45 AM

LOL fucking shit

sonofsam · 03-03-2005, 02:46 AM

oh god, not something i wanted to see

03-01-2005, 01:18 PM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	The Correct Way to Play with your balls ()() Follow Directions Carefully. Mishandling your balls may cause injury if not done properly. The balls should be placed in one's hand and rotated in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction. This will keep all of the points in the hand in constant motionwith all muscles contracting and relaxing harmoniously. Beginners should try to select balls of smaller size and gradually move up in size as proficiency improves. Ultimately, one can alternate hands and may even choose to have up to four balls in one hand at a time. Balls should be kept dry and clean. Although ones balls are usually strong and durable, the owner should avoid violently knocking them against each other or other objects. It is also advisable to coat your balls with wax or grease for mainenance and preservation. Yes, Chinese iron balls have been long famed as a great method of relaxation. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

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03-01-2005, 03:41 PM	#12
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	See video here! __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

03-01-2005, 01:21 PM	#2
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	I lost my balls, but I still have the box!

03-01-2005, 01:32 PM	#3
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	You should get this for the door to your office:

03-01-2005, 03:52 PM	#14
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Idiot. 8charac __________________ I'm just a newbie.

03-03-2005, 01:09 AM	#16
jamesonxx Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 758	Very informative. __________________

03-03-2005, 02:45 AM	#20
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	LOL fucking shit

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	oh god, not something i wanted to see __________________ I like turtles.