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RayVega 03-01-2005 01:18 PM

The Correct Way to Play with your balls ()()
 
Follow Directions Carefully. Mishandling your balls may cause injury if not done properly.

The balls should be placed in one's hand and rotated in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction. This will keep all of the points in the hand in constant motionwith all muscles contracting and relaxing harmoniously.

Beginners should try to select balls of smaller size and gradually move up in size as proficiency improves. Ultimately, one can alternate hands and may even choose to have up to four balls in one hand at a time.

Balls should be kept dry and clean. Although ones balls are usually strong and durable, the owner should avoid violently knocking them against each other or other objects. It is also advisable to coat your balls with wax or grease for mainenance and preservation.

Yes, Chinese iron balls have been long famed as a great method of relaxation.

The Heron 03-01-2005 01:21 PM

I lost my balls, but I still have the box!

Fred Quimby 03-01-2005 01:32 PM

You should get this for the door to your office:

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uplo...ockerballs.jpg

Stacey_JoinRightNow 03-01-2005 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
You should get this for the door to your office:

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uplo...ockerballs.jpg

lol...i don't feel like knocking in that door...that's so funny :)

MandyBlake 03-01-2005 01:45 PM

i never figured i'd be able to handle those balls without dropping them.

Bugbee 03-01-2005 01:59 PM

www.shelovesbigballs.com

rays ball handling tutorial

sickkittens 03-01-2005 02:02 PM

How do you play with these balls?

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/misc/testicles.jpg

tungsten 03-01-2005 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
You should get this for the door to your office:

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uplo...ockerballs.jpg

classic :thumbsup

spideriux 03-01-2005 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
How do you play with these balls?

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/misc/testicles.jpg


ohh fuck :/

nojob 03-01-2005 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
How do you play with these balls?

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/misc/testicles.jpg

That picture will now go next to the pic of the guy cutting his dick off.

Manowar 03-01-2005 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
You should get this for the door to your office:

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uplo...ockerballs.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RayVega 03-01-2005 03:41 PM

See video here!

sperbonzo 03-01-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega


Actually, that's not quite correct, the balls should be sliding against one another as they go around :2 cents:

tranza 03-01-2005 03:52 PM

Idiot.

8charac

Nightraven 03-01-2005 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
How do you play with these balls?

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/misc/testicles.jpg

now that's just plain sick!

jamesonxx 03-03-2005 01:09 AM

Very informative.

Farang 03-03-2005 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
You should get this for the door to your office:

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uplo...ockerballs.jpg

haha, it's from scary movie :1orglaugh

wargames 03-03-2005 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
You should get this for the door to your office:

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uplo...ockerballs.jpg


Cool pic. :1orglaugh

xclusive 03-03-2005 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
How do you play with these balls?

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/misc/testicles.jpg

that's so fucking wrong

adonthenet 03-03-2005 02:45 AM

LOL fucking shit

sonofsam 03-03-2005 02:46 AM

oh god, not something i wanted to see :(


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