Obnoxious ringtones - GoFuckYourself.com

Evil Chris · 03-01-2005, 12:50 PM

Fuck I hate them.
You know, you're out in a public place, like the lineup at the bank or whatever and some dingdong's phone goes off with some cheery tune you'd rather not hear.

"Get a normal fucking ringtone for fuck sake dude! Better yet, put it on VIB and stick it in your ass."

SykkBoy · 03-01-2005, 12:51 PM

hahaha, my new ringtone is Tom Araya's scream that opens the song "Angel Of Death"...sometimes, it scares even me...

Evil Chris · 03-01-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

hahaha, my new ringtone is Tom Araya's scream that opens the song "Angel Of Death"...sometimes, it scares even me...

Sykk... that was you I saw in the bank lineup!!

Babaganoosh · 03-01-2005, 12:54 PM

Oh shit. I think I am that ding-dong. I have the Pac Man theme (the music that plays right when you start the game). Sorry, I'll change it.

benc · 03-01-2005, 12:54 PM

This is one of my pet peeves lately too. Having to listen to some morons obnoxous ringtone that they think is cute.

SykkBoy · 03-01-2005, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Sykk... that was you I saw in the bank lineup!!

hahaha, could have been

my buddy has a ringtone that is SLAYER singing "Enter to the realm of Satan" from the song "Altar Of Sacrifice" it is funny unless you're standing in line somewhere and it goes off scaring parents with small children...

MikeSmoke · 03-01-2005, 01:01 PM

lol, my gf is getting sick of hearing me bitch about this...
"damn it, a phone is supposed to go "riiiiiing.......riiiiiiing" when it rings."
the upside is that when i hear a phone actually RINGING, i know that it's mine

Dina_C9 · 03-01-2005, 01:04 PM

am I the only one without a cell phone?

MikeSmoke · 03-01-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dina_C9

am I the only one without a cell phone?

i wish i didn't have to have one...when i was a company manager for many years, i refused to give out the number - if someone needed me, they could beep me and leave me a message, and *i* would decide when to call them back ;-)

but i have the highest respect for whoever came up with the concepts of text messaging and sending photos by cell phone - when it comes to revenue streams, they make recurring billing look like child's play lol

gangbangjoe · 03-01-2005, 01:31 PM

omg

you are lucky you arent in germany

right at the moment the most sold ringtone is "sweety the chicken"

its so fucking annoying

Scott McD · 03-01-2005, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dina_C9

am I the only one without a cell phone?

Quite possibly...

The Heron · 03-01-2005, 01:35 PM

I still just use the ring ring!

TheGoldenChild · 03-01-2005, 01:38 PM

ok so I am a nimrod-

I have Cypress Hill's

" I wanna get high" as my ringtone which is normally a very cool ring and most people dig it until two days ago while eating at my chicken spot-it went off

I was sitting next to a Sheriff- he looks over at me in disgust-
I tell him , " I am a huge Cypress Hill fan"

He looked at me like...are you fuckin serious??

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 03-01-2005, 01:40 PM

those ringtones make other people happy, then so be it

if u don't like them, ignore them

CE_BigB · 03-01-2005, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

ok so I am a nimrod-

I have Cypress Hill's

" I wanna get high" as my ringtone which is normally a very cool ring and most people dig it until two days ago while eating at my chicken spot-it went off

I was sitting next to a Sheriff- he looks over at me in disgust-
I tell him , " I am a huge Cypress Hill fan"

He looked at me like...are you fuckin serious??

KBizzle,
Too bad your ringtone is not still the theme from COPS !!!

Bad boys.. bad boys...

BIG B

Evil Chris · 03-01-2005, 02:10 PM

the thing is... nobody cares what your ringtone is except you.
It's kind of embarassing actually.

KB you surprise me man.... LOL

fl_prn_str · 03-01-2005, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armed & Hammered

Oh shit. I think I am that ding-dong. I have the Pac Man theme (the music that plays right when you start the game). Sorry, I'll change it.

sickkittens · 03-01-2005, 08:54 PM

Funny. I was at the bank yesterday and some ladies phone went off playing a song. The thing was loud as fuck.

Spunky · 03-01-2005, 08:56 PM

I can't stand that shit either..drives me insane

Evil Chris · 03-02-2005, 07:28 AM

definitely a pet peeve for me...

LeeNoga · 03-02-2005, 07:34 AM

Welp, if websites did not offer so many ringtones, we would not be so amused by them...

Lets see it plays:

Betwitched
Rocky
Pink Floyds Money
Submarine siren
Wolf's howling
Mommie Dearest Clip [about wire hangers]
Tweety Bird "Help Me".
Unknown Caller

Tala · 03-02-2005, 07:44 AM

Got news for ya darlin: I didn't put that on there for YOU. It's My phone, I like the damn ringtone, and I'm keeping it.

Though I do have the common decency to turn the thing to vibrate only in restaurants, concerts, or other public functions where the tone would be terribly disturbing.

Lemme see....Sana Chan is a "MAO!!!" ringtone, (sounds like a cat meowing)...everyone I speak with in the business is "Taking Care of Business".....and then the more obnoxious shit is for friends...CET is "Pick up the fucking phone!"

I love My ringtones.

facialfreak · 03-02-2005, 07:52 AM

ANYBODY and EVERYBODY with a totally FUCKED UP ringtone (yes - I mean YOU too .....) should head over HERE and do something about it!!!

All polyphonic ringtones are on sale for $1.99 until St. Patrick's day ...

Oh what the hell ... lets make it ALL ringtones - poly, monophonic, mp3, real sounds, and MOANTONES!

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Evil Chris · 04-11-2005, 07:06 AM

I had to bring this thread back... because...
Yesterday I'm at an auto parts store, waiting in line for a special part.

Meanwhile there's this dude in the line next to me being served. He's waiting too, when suddenly his cell phone starts ringing. Of course it's some stupid fucking cheesy little song. Maybe the theme to "Barney & Friends" or something. Anyway it was really annoying.

He actually stands there and lets it ring for a few seconds before answering. Like he wants the whole world to hear his ridiculous choice of ringtone. I roll my eyes back in my head and think "what a loser!"...

He finally answers the phone and about 2 seconds after he says hello, he drops his phone on the floor and busts it! HAHAHA... I actually broke out laughing and he looks at me like "dude why are you laughing?"....

It made my day!!!

03-01-2005, 12:50 PM	#1
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	Obnoxious ringtones Fuck I hate them. You know, you're out in a public place, like the lineup at the bank or whatever and some dingdong's phone goes off with some cheery tune you'd rather not hear. "Get a normal fucking ringtone for fuck sake dude! Better yet, put it on VIB and stick it in your ass." __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

03-01-2005, 12:51 PM	#2
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	hahaha, my new ringtone is Tom Araya's scream that opens the song "Angel Of Death"...sometimes, it scares even me... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Oh shit. I think I am that ding-dong. I have the Pac Man theme (the music that plays right when you start the game). Sorry, I'll change it. __________________ I like pie.

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benc Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 788	This is one of my pet peeves lately too. Having to listen to some morons obnoxous ringtone that they think is cute. __________________ Numerous Adult and Non Adult Domains For Sale Such as SlutVideos.com, FitWomen.com Listed on Sedo or can do direct sale

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MikeSmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 3,233	lol, my gf is getting sick of hearing me bitch about this... "damn it, a phone is supposed to go "riiiiiing.......riiiiiiing" when it rings." the upside is that when i hear a phone actually RINGING, i know that it's mine __________________ icq: 541-739-92

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gangbangjoe Ronin Join Date: May 2004 Location: Live by the code Die by the code Posts: 17,693	omg you are lucky you arent in germany right at the moment the most sold ringtone is "sweety the chicken" its so fucking annoying __________________ NichePay - $30 on all trials - Killer Ratios .................................................. Female Ejaculation - Hairy - Shemale Puffy Nipples - Huge Clits - And More! ..................................................

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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	I still just use the ring ring!

03-01-2005, 01:38 PM	#13
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	ok so I am a nimrod- I have Cypress Hill's " I wanna get high" as my ringtone which is normally a very cool ring and most people dig it until two days ago while eating at my chicken spot-it went off I was sitting next to a Sheriff- he looks over at me in disgust- I tell him , " I am a huge Cypress Hill fan" He looked at me like...are you fuckin serious?? __________________

03-01-2005, 01:40 PM	#14
Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	those ringtones make other people happy, then so be it if u don't like them, ignore them __________________

03-01-2005, 02:10 PM	#16
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	the thing is... nobody cares what your ringtone is except you. It's kind of embarassing actually. KB you surprise me man.... LOL __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

03-01-2005, 08:54 PM	#18
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	Funny. I was at the bank yesterday and some ladies phone went off playing a song. The thing was loud as fuck. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	I can't stand that shit either..drives me insane __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-02-2005, 07:28 AM	#20
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	definitely a pet peeve for me... __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

03-02-2005, 07:34 AM	#21
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	Welp, if websites did not offer so many ringtones, we would not be so amused by them... Lets see it plays: Betwitched Rocky Pink Floyds Money Submarine siren Wolf's howling Mommie Dearest Clip [about wire hangers] Tweety Bird "Help Me". Unknown Caller

03-02-2005, 07:44 AM	#22
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Got news for ya darlin: I didn't put that on there for YOU. It's My phone, I like the damn ringtone, and I'm keeping it. Though I do have the common decency to turn the thing to vibrate only in restaurants, concerts, or other public functions where the tone would be terribly disturbing. Lemme see....Sana Chan is a "MAO!!!" ringtone, (sounds like a cat meowing)...everyone I speak with in the business is "Taking Care of Business".....and then the more obnoxious shit is for friends...CET is "Pick up the fucking phone!" I love My ringtones. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

03-02-2005, 07:52 AM	#23
facialfreak Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 3,018	ANYBODY and EVERYBODY with a totally FUCKED UP ringtone (yes - I mean YOU too .....) should head over HERE and do something about it!!! All polyphonic ringtones are on sale for $1.99 until St. Patrick's day ... Oh what the hell ... lets make it ALL ringtones - poly, monophonic, mp3, real sounds, and MOANTONES! Available for over 1200 phone models in 55 countries Let's all do our Part to make Evil Chris' life that much easier!! __________________ Managed Shared Hosting starting at $4.99/mo Managed VPS starting at $29.99/mo

04-11-2005, 07:06 AM	#24
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	I had to bring this thread back... because... Yesterday I'm at an auto parts store, waiting in line for a special part. Meanwhile there's this dude in the line next to me being served. He's waiting too, when suddenly his cell phone starts ringing. Of course it's some stupid fucking cheesy little song. Maybe the theme to "Barney & Friends" or something. Anyway it was really annoying. He actually stands there and lets it ring for a few seconds before answering. Like he wants the whole world to hear his ridiculous choice of ringtone. I roll my eyes back in my head and think "what a loser!"... He finally answers the phone and about 2 seconds after he says hello, he drops his phone on the floor and busts it! HAHAHA... I actually broke out laughing and he looks at me like "dude why are you laughing?".... It made my day!!! __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp