Obnoxious ringtones
 

Fuck I hate them.
You know, you're out in a public place, like the lineup at the bank or whatever and some dingdong's phone goes off with some cheery tune you'd rather not hear.

"Get a normal fucking ringtone for fuck sake dude! Better yet, put it on VIB and stick it in your ass."

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hahaha, my new ringtone is Tom Araya's scream that opens the song "Angel Of Death"...sometimes, it scares even me...

Sykk... that was you I saw in the bank lineup!! :1orglaugh

Oh shit. I think I am that ding-dong. I have the Pac Man theme (the music that plays right when you start the game). Sorry, I'll change it. :1orglaugh

This is one of my pet peeves lately too. Having to listen to some morons obnoxous ringtone that they think is cute.

hahaha, could have been

my buddy has a ringtone that is SLAYER singing "Enter to the realm of Satan" from the song "Altar Of Sacrifice" it is funny unless you're standing in line somewhere and it goes off scaring parents with small children...

lol, my gf is getting sick of hearing me bitch about this...
"damn it, a phone is supposed to go "riiiiiing.......riiiiiiing" when it rings."
the upside is that when i hear a phone actually RINGING, i know that it's mine :winkwink:

am I the only one without a cell phone?

i wish i didn't have to have one...when i was a company manager for many years, i refused to give out the number - if someone needed me, they could beep me and leave me a message, and *i* would decide when to call them back ;-)

but i have the highest respect for whoever came up with the concepts of text messaging and sending photos by cell phone - when it comes to revenue streams, they make recurring billing look like child's play lol

omg

you are lucky you arent in germany

right at the moment the most sold ringtone is "sweety the chicken"

its so fucking annoying

Quite possibly...

I still just use the ring ring!

ok so I am a nimrod-

I have Cypress Hill's

" I wanna get high" as my ringtone which is normally a very cool ring and most people dig it until two days ago while eating at my chicken spot-it went off

I was sitting next to a Sheriff- he looks over at me in disgust-
I tell him , " I am a huge Cypress Hill fan"

He looked at me like...are you fuckin serious??

those ringtones make other people happy, then so be it :)
if u don't like them, ignore them

KBizzle,
Too bad your ringtone is not still the theme from COPS !!!

Bad boys.. bad boys...


BIG B
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the thing is... nobody cares what your ringtone is except you.
It's kind of embarassing actually.

KB you surprise me man.... LOL

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Funny. I was at the bank yesterday and some ladies phone went off playing a song. The thing was loud as fuck.

I can't stand that shit either..drives me insane :mad:

definitely a pet peeve for me...

Welp, if websites did not offer so many ringtones, we would not be so amused by them...

Lets see it plays:

Betwitched
Rocky
Pink Floyds Money
Submarine siren
Wolf's howling
Mommie Dearest Clip [about wire hangers]
Tweety Bird "Help Me".
Unknown Caller

Got news for ya darlin: I didn't put that on there for YOU. It's My phone, I like the damn ringtone, and I'm keeping it.

Though I do have the common decency to turn the thing to vibrate only in restaurants, concerts, or other public functions where the tone would be terribly disturbing.

Lemme see....Sana Chan is a "MAO!!!" ringtone, (sounds like a cat meowing)...everyone I speak with in the business is "Taking Care of Business".....and then the more obnoxious shit is for friends...CET is "Pick up the fucking phone!"

I love My ringtones. :)

ANYBODY and EVERYBODY with a totally FUCKED UP ringtone (yes - I mean YOU too .....) should head over HERE and do something about it!!!

All polyphonic ringtones are on sale for $1.99 until St. Patrick's day ...

Oh what the hell ... lets make it ALL ringtones - poly, monophonic, mp3, real sounds, and MOANTONES!

Available for over 1200 phone models in 55 countries :thumbsup

Let's all do our Part to make Evil Chris' life that much easier!! :winkwink:

I had to bring this thread back... because...
Yesterday I'm at an auto parts store, waiting in line for a special part.

Meanwhile there's this dude in the line next to me being served. He's waiting too, when suddenly his cell phone starts ringing. Of course it's some stupid fucking cheesy little song. Maybe the theme to "Barney & Friends" or something. Anyway it was really annoying.

He actually stands there and lets it ring for a few seconds before answering. Like he wants the whole world to hear his ridiculous choice of ringtone. I roll my eyes back in my head and think "what a loser!"...

He finally answers the phone and about 2 seconds after he says hello, he drops his phone on the floor and busts it! HAHAHA... I actually broke out laughing and he looks at me like "dude why are you laughing?"....

It made my day!!! :)