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#1 |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
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I can't fucking sleep!!!!
And I've got to be up early this morning.
I know I'm going to be exhausted. eros |
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#2 |
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knock yourself out with a 2x4
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#3 |
March 1st, 2003
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Well I've been eyeing that bottle of muscle relaxers I have sitting on my desk but I may not wake up after that.
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Looking California
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#5 |
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take some Valerian tablets or Valerian tea
smells like dirty sweat socks but will have you sleeping like a baby in no time or take Melatonin it will give you the kind of vivid dreams that would put Francis Ford Coppola to shame Melatonin is the drug of choice for combating jet lag (it resets your internal clock) both are completely natural and can be bought at health food stores |
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#6 |
Super Mario
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Smoke a bowl.
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#7 |
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do this:
Shut pc off Take a piss Turn off lights Get into bed CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES works like a damn charm for me ------------------ Decide for your fucking self! ProudMember of Boneprone-4-Life |
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#9 |
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i knew i was doing it all wrong Tam
usually it's: Shut pc off Turn off lights Get into bed CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES Take a piss but that's why i pay the extra bucks for plastic sheets and Depends ![]() |
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#10 |
aka K-Man
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oddly enough, i cant sleep either, figured id come peep the board, and low and behold it's good to know theres other ppl suffering too!
normally i smoke some good weed to crash, but i've been coughing up lungs (gee i wonder why) so i cant toke it =-/ EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!! |
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#11 |
Blow Me U Geeks
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Maximum Security
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Smoke heaps of bongs, It always works for me, and if ya wake up for a piss thru the night smoke some more and you'll sleep just a baby,
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#12 |
No Refunds Issued.
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dude, where you get Melatonin ?
I heard it's good stuff. |
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Nope doesn't work that way........ bet you don't get laid much either taking that approach huh? rotfl ------------------ Decide for your fucking self! ProudMember of Boneprone-4-Life |
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i think it is still not sold in Canada but i make an extra effort to travel just to get some ![]() ahhh come one Tam, what chick doesn't get turned on by diapers and piss? lmao |
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#15 |
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Rocky......... I don't know any that DO, and if I did, I would never admit I knew them in a public place......... LMAO
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#16 |
赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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The only known cure for insomnia is a joint.
A marijuana cigarette. Now, I usually pass on grass. So I don't what it's like but I hear it works. I hear it works best if you do a little, ,then when your start to feel the buzz, do a lot more. Then do some jumping jacks or something active, get that the good stuff to pump hard thru your veins. Let it lift away all you insomnia. I don't do drugs, but if you give me the name of your nearest cross street (in any town in the US) I might be able to hook you up. Also, as a side note if you get so damn stoned that you think you're going to puke, please, please, please lay on your side. If you pass out you don't want to choke to death. If you think you're going to pass out, do the same thing, lay on your side. One time I got so stoned, wait I don't do drugs. What's a joint? ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.usexfan.com/webmasters/moneymaker/" TARGET=_blank> ![]() BoneProne Family Member |
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#17 |
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I am a night person, so when I need to get up early or have to reset my internal clock due to jet lag I take two Benedrylls. It knocks me out in no time, it's non habit forming, it gives me funky dreams, and you wake up NOT feeling grogy.
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#18 |
wtf
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Well it's 5:20 am and im still up. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off reading this shit! and I needed it!
Thanks! BV |
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#20 |
aka K-Man
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fuck, ok 315am here, tried to sleep, watch tv, no work... my bong sits here staring at me.... wishing i could use him... poor lil guy...
ate a valume, hopefully this helps haha fuck |
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#21 |
aka K-Man
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it worked!! valume workt!!! hahah
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#22 |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Trying to sleep after burning weed keeps me awake.. My mind just wont shut up and I toss and turn..
Here what you do when you can't sleep. WACK OFF!!! Works every time for me.. When I was living with my GF I would say to her I can't sleep. She knew what to do.. She was a good girl.. I miss her.. |
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#23 |
March 1st, 2003
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Okay end of the story...I didn't get to sleep until 5 a.m. was up by 7:15 only to find out my day was to be ruined as someone tried to break into my storage unit.
I had to buy a bolt cutter and cut the lock they fucked up off...but still can't get into the damn thing because they fucked the door up something awful. Well I came back home around noon and I just woke back up after about 3 hours of napping. eros ![]() |
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#24 |
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There was something funny going on last night. I couldn't sleep either. I tried sex, weed and tea... I think the key is to do those things hours before you have to go to bed and just repeat when you REALLY need to go to bed because at 6am I had sex again, smoked another bowl and had another cup of tea and I went right to sleep
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#25 |
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eroswebmaster
Sleep? What kind of pussy are you? |
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#26 | |
March 1st, 2003
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![]() Actually on average I get maybe 4 hours a night...but I knew I had to get up early. I'm used to going to bed around 5 and getting up between 9 and 10. I then take a power nap around 4 or 5 until 6PM and get up and go back to work. Pretty much a daily routine for me. eros |
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