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Old 12-09-2001, 01:43 AM   #1
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I can't fucking sleep!!!!

And I've got to be up early this morning.
I know I'm going to be exhausted.

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Old 12-09-2001, 01:52 AM   #2
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knock yourself out with a 2x4
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Old 12-09-2001, 01:59 AM   #3
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Well I've been eyeing that bottle of muscle relaxers I have sitting on my desk but I may not wake up after that.

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Old 12-09-2001, 02:01 AM   #4
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Well I've been eyeing that bottle of muscle relaxers I have sitting on my desk but I may not wake up after that.

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Those are REALLY bad for you.

You should send them to me so you don't run the risk of hurting your self with them.



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Old 12-09-2001, 02:04 AM   #5
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take some Valerian tablets or Valerian tea

smells like dirty sweat socks but will have you sleeping like a baby in no time

or take Melatonin

it will give you the kind of vivid dreams that would put Francis Ford Coppola to shame

Melatonin is the drug of choice for combating jet lag (it resets your internal clock)

both are completely natural and can be bought at health food stores
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Old 12-09-2001, 02:05 AM   #6
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Smoke a bowl. Works for me. lol

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Old 12-09-2001, 02:06 AM   #7
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do this:

Shut pc off
Take a piss
Turn off lights
Get into bed


CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES

works like a damn charm for me

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Old 12-09-2001, 02:12 AM   #8
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do this:

Shut pc off
Take a piss
Turn off lights
Get into bed


CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES

works like a damn charm for me

Hey don't make it easy
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Old 12-09-2001, 02:14 AM   #9
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i knew i was doing it all wrong Tam

usually it's:

Shut pc off
Turn off lights
Get into bed
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES
Take a piss

but that's why i pay the extra bucks for plastic sheets and Depends
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Old 12-09-2001, 02:15 AM   #10
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oddly enough, i cant sleep either, figured id come peep the board, and low and behold it's good to know theres other ppl suffering too!

normally i smoke some good weed to crash, but i've been coughing up lungs (gee i wonder why) so i cant toke it =-/

EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
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Old 12-09-2001, 02:25 AM   #11
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Smoke heaps of bongs, It always works for me, and if ya wake up for a piss thru the night smoke some more and you'll sleep just a baby,
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Old 12-09-2001, 02:40 AM   #12
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dude, where you get Melatonin ?
I heard it's good stuff.
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Old 12-09-2001, 02:43 AM   #13
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i knew i was doing it all wrong Tam

usually it's:

Shut pc off
Turn off lights
Get into bed
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES
Take a piss

but that's why i pay the extra bucks for plastic sheets and Depends

Nope doesn't work that way........ bet you don't get laid much either taking that approach huh? rotfl


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Old 12-09-2001, 02:59 AM   #14
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dude, where you get Melatonin ?
I heard it's good stuff.
in Europe and the US you can buy it in health food stores and some pharmacies

i think it is still not sold in Canada

but i make an extra effort to travel just to get some


ahhh come one Tam, what chick doesn't get turned on by diapers and piss?
lmao
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Old 12-09-2001, 03:01 AM   #15
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Rocky......... I don't know any that DO, and if I did, I would never admit I knew them in a public place......... LMAO



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Old 12-09-2001, 03:05 AM   #16
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The only known cure for insomnia is a joint.

A marijuana cigarette. Now, I usually pass on grass. So I don't what it's like but I hear it works.

I hear it works best if you do a little, ,then when your start to feel the buzz, do a lot more. Then do some jumping jacks or something active, get that the good stuff to pump hard thru your veins. Let it lift away all you insomnia.

I don't do drugs, but if you give me the name of your nearest cross street (in any town in the US) I might be able to hook you up.

Also, as a side note if you get so damn stoned that you think you're going to puke, please, please, please lay on your side. If you pass out you don't want to choke to death.

If you think you're going to pass out, do the same thing, lay on your side.

One time I got so stoned, wait I don't do drugs. What's a joint?

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Old 12-09-2001, 03:28 AM   #17
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I am a night person, so when I need to get up early or have to reset my internal clock due to jet lag I take two Benedrylls. It knocks me out in no time, it's non habit forming, it gives me funky dreams, and you wake up NOT feeling grogy.

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Old 12-09-2001, 03:36 AM   #18
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Well it's 5:20 am and im still up. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off reading this shit! and I needed it!

Thanks!
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Old 12-09-2001, 04:10 AM   #19
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Those are REALLY bad for you.

You should send them to me so you don't run the risk of hurting your self with them.

please disregard elvis's post and send them to me please
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Old 12-09-2001, 04:18 AM   #20
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fuck, ok 315am here, tried to sleep, watch tv, no work... my bong sits here staring at me.... wishing i could use him... poor lil guy...

ate a valume, hopefully this helps haha fuck

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Old 12-09-2001, 02:19 PM   #21
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Old 12-09-2001, 02:48 PM   #22
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Trying to sleep after burning weed keeps me awake.. My mind just wont shut up and I toss and turn..

Here what you do when you can't sleep.

WACK OFF!!! Works every time for me.. When I was living with my GF I would say to her I can't sleep. She knew what to do.. She was a good girl.. I miss her..
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Old 12-09-2001, 02:52 PM   #23
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Okay end of the story...I didn't get to sleep until 5 a.m. was up by 7:15 only to find out my day was to be ruined as someone tried to break into my storage unit.
I had to buy a bolt cutter and cut the lock they fucked up off...but still can't get into the damn thing because they fucked the door up something awful.
Well I came back home around noon and I just woke back up after about 3 hours of napping.

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Old 12-09-2001, 08:34 PM   #24
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There was something funny going on last night. I couldn't sleep either. I tried sex, weed and tea... I think the key is to do those things hours before you have to go to bed and just repeat when you REALLY need to go to bed because at 6am I had sex again, smoked another bowl and had another cup of tea and I went right to sleep but I got up at noon :P
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Old 12-09-2001, 09:29 PM   #25
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Sleep? What kind of pussy are you?
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Old 12-09-2001, 10:53 PM   #26
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Sleep? What kind of pussy are you?
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Actually on average I get maybe 4 hours a night...but I knew I had to get up early. I'm used to going to bed around 5 and getting up between 9 and 10. I then take a power nap around 4 or 5 until 6PM and get up and go back to work.
Pretty much a daily routine for me.

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