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Aussie Rebel · 12-09-2001, 04:13 AM

A letter to my PENIS

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave ,
Now all you do is stare at the floor,
Oh dear Penis I don't like you anymore,

It used to be You and Me a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
Thats all we needed to get by,

Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame,
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore,

Now it's Penis's turn,

Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore,
Coz when you get to drinkin, you put me places I've never been before,
Dear Rodney I dont like you anymore,

Why can't we just get a grip on our Man to Hand relationship,
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever

Dear Penis I think I like you after all,

Oh and Rodney while your shaving! Shave my balls,

This is one of my favorite songs
by Rodney C

I hope you get a laugh out of it I do everytime I hear it,

See ya
Aussie Rebel

Aussie Rebel · 12-09-2001, 03:48 PM

Does anyone else like rodney carrington?
He's so fuckin funny,
A.R

Naughty · 12-09-2001, 05:00 PM

Aussie, I am a die hard comedy fan, i have a LOT of everybody, including Rodney C.

I like his 'Carlos' too...

I have collected over 75 hours of standup comedy the past 6 years, I have many many different comedians, if you ever want some tips on very good ones, let me know!

Or share yours!

Naughty · 12-09-2001, 05:01 PM

I own most by George Carlin by the way, over 8 CDs. Did you hear his latest performance? After 9/11?

It rocks, as always!!

12-09-2001, 04:13 AM	#1
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	A letter to my Penis A letter to my PENIS Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave , Now all you do is stare at the floor, Oh dear Penis I don't like you anymore, It used to be You and Me a paper towel and a dirty magazine, Thats all we needed to get by, Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame, Dear Penis I dont like you anymore, Now it's Penis's turn, Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore, Coz when you get to drinkin, you put me places I've never been before, Dear Rodney I dont like you anymore, Why can't we just get a grip on our Man to Hand relationship, Come to terms with truly how we feel. If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever Dear Penis I think I like you after all, Oh and Rodney while your shaving! Shave my balls, This is one of my favorite songs by Rodney C I hope you get a laugh out of it I do everytime I hear it, See ya Aussie Rebel

12-09-2001, 03:48 PM	#2
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	Does anyone else like rodney carrington? He's so fuckin funny, A.R

12-09-2001, 05:00 PM	#3
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	Aussie, I am a die hard comedy fan, i have a LOT of everybody, including Rodney C. I like his 'Carlos' too... I have collected over 75 hours of standup comedy the past 6 years, I have many many different comedians, if you ever want some tips on very good ones, let me know! Or share yours!

12-09-2001, 05:01 PM	#4
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	I own most by George Carlin by the way, over 8 CDs. Did you hear his latest performance? After 9/11? It rocks, as always!!